The OFFICIAL *FUCK I DON"T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY* Sign In Sheet

[Rasan]

I cant stop hitting snooze this week.

I feel blessed to have a job & be able to pay my bills but man I really wish I'd just hit this lotto so I can wake up, go to the gym, get out, & go shoot guns & ride my motorcycle n shit. ...tend a fuckin garden or suffa. Fuck some hoes.

this 8 to 5 bullshit is some boolchit.

cosign this. i resigned from my job 3 weeks ago. was not a good fit. having some time to think about all the corporate bs we go thru, ima start my own consulting firm in a few years, specializing in marketing, public relations, and social media. once i get some classes under my belt will be taking on a few clients for free to build my clientele up.
8 to 5 is a drag. but it beats duckin and dodgin the police erryday like the homies do.

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Wtf is work?

 

[S.SAVAGE]

cosign this. i resigned from my job 3 weeks ago. was not a good fit. having some time to think about all the corporate bs we go thru, ima start my own consulting firm in a few years, specializing in marketing, public relations, and social media. once i get some classes under my belt will be taking on a few clients for free to build my clientele up.
8 to 5 is a drag. but it beats duckin and dodgin the police erryday like the homies do.

My bills are entirely too high to resign, ...same career for me, but new company.

wish this was my office right about now lol

 

[28g w/o the bag]

fuck a job

you vatos need xtraplan

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[Dana Dane]

Checking in. Ugh I wish my dude would hit the lotto.

 

[DeepEastBeast]

I'll take a shot or 5 for all the sicc goons that gotta work when I hit the strip in a minute.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I ain't even gotta work, but I gotta drive my girl to work and I don't even wanna do that.

 

[MISTADON]

One week into unemployment and the wife a little kids are driving me nuts. I think I would rather get paid to be annoyed all day, lol. Futhermore, I am taking the kiddos to Chuck E Cheese later this week, and will probably wanna gouge my eyes and ears out by the end of that day.

 

[MaC A$$ ViC]

I got a promotion and I fuckin hate that shit. I had a dope crew before now I'm around a bunch of lames, I show up to work 10-15 minutes late everyday hoping they fire me

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

I needa sign into this double, school and work back to back. Out the house by 8am won't be back home until 12 tonight. Got a promotion too but now were moving the company to Hayward, that's bridge toll and more gas to worry about. Once I get this degree, I'll pursue my passions. Got a start up idea I'm working on

 

[dirtysanchez]

hit snooze three times this morning so i had to drop my morning deuce at work.job number one 7-5 and job number two 5:30-10:30. is it fucking saturday yet

 

[jake921660]

lol at not usually shitting at work.

 

[L.D.S.]

Shitting at work has been my cigarette break for the last three years.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

today needs to fuck off

 

[gimmefreemusic]

"they make a million, i make a dime
that's why i shit on company time."

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

Shitting, on the clock, as I type this

 

[savage]

Signing in. Although I hate my job, I am very grateful to have this job. Puts food on the table and pays for all of my bills.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

Signing in. Although I hate my job, I am very grateful to have this job. Puts food on the table and pays for all of my bills.

cosign, but sitting on the beach on Hawaii sounds much more enticing.

 

[MaC A$$ ViC]

i shit at least 3 times at work for an average of 10 minutes each shit

 

[dirtysanchez]

i shit at work a ton..i sit on the toilet and dont shit a ton also...but i usually squeeze one out at home is what i meant