The OFFICIAL *FUCK I DON"T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY* Sign In Sheet

[Palmer]

Fuck this place, I'm sick and would rather fuck a rusty cheese grater than be here right now.

 

[SteadyMobbin]

Thank God I dont have to rob old ladies anymore.

 

[montroller510]

WOW I CANT FUCKIN BELEIVE IT

IT HAS BEEN SUNNY ALL WEEK AND NOW ON THE ONE DAY I HAVE TO WALK TO FUCKIN WORK IT IS RAININ HELLA HARD

SO IM SIGNIN IN TO WALK 4 FUCKIN MILES IN THE RAIN TO GET TO WORK /capslock

 

[Defy]

I want to go the fuck back to sleep.....

How'd this thread get un-vital'd?

word, I was looking for this thread and couldn't find it for some reason....lol

 

[AKAZIE]

i used to keep a resignation letter in my jacket pocket....some days it would get to my desk...some days i'd walk around the office with it in my hand...just waiitng for someone to piss me off.....i later left the letter at home and began takin my Taurus .45 to work....some days its would be in my backpack...some days in my desk drawer...some days i'd sit in the bathroom on the toilet and practice unloaded and reloading it with my eyes closed, and those were the good days.....

I think you would like this movie bro.

 

[Gas One]

i said fuck work today. im at home, smokin dookay.

and sippin on this here.

 

[Dana Dane]

Checkin in.

This thread has some fuckin laughs in it!

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

Bout to quit my part time yob half baked style "fuck you, fuck you, you're cool" and chuck a burrito at someone's head on my way out

 

[S.SAVAGE]

6 1/2 day weekend not by choice... wish I could have extended it out through the end of this week but too much shit to do.

...checking in!

 

[Mike Manson]

Unfortunately, I cannot not go to work, as I work from my home. fml

 

[28g w/o the bag]

fuck a job

::

 

[Meta4iCAL]

I'm taking a shit at work right now, and I don't want to go back

 

[ELPOLLITO]

work is fucking retarded

 

[Dana Dane]

It's not may!!


But fuck it! Checking in for tomorrow!

#RIPMusty

 

[alwayzbizzy]

i wana go to work i need some fuckin money

 

[Rossibreath]

I wanted to call in so bad today but if we call in the day before a holiday we don't get our holiday pay. One more hour to go and its a 3 day weekend for me. Not sure why we get Presidents day off but its pretty fuckin cool.

 

[MISTADON]

Interesting this thread was brought back, as today is my last day at my job. It is a workforce reduction so I get Unemployment and get to say bye to everyone without an escort from HR, lol.

If anyone needs a SaaS software payroll/hr implementation project manager, I am your guy.

 

[dirtysanchez]

job one 7am-5pm...job two 545pm-1030pm...but im still poor as hell...weekends off though...gonna get extra shitty this weekend

 

[S.SAVAGE]

I cant stop hitting snooze this week.

I feel blessed to have a job & be able to pay my bills but man I really wish I'd just hit this lotto so I can wake up, go to the gym, get out, & go shoot guns & ride my motorcycle n shit. ...tend a fuckin garden or suffa. Fuck some hoes.

this 8 to 5 bullshit is some boolchit.

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

3 day weekend, baby!!

A regular 8-5 schedule and weekends off are the only benefits to workin for the white man