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Nov 7, 2002
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why did this rehab ho try to pull the raace card on me,....i wanted to tell her,...i'm a nigga too!!!!!!!!!!....


this fucking biker fuck is gonna ask a question,...i give him the ansew,...trys to act like i dont know what that fuck i read,..and then when someone else tells him i'm right,...he goes,..ok,..thanks,....

leather muddafucka!!!!!!!!!!! but i dont know,....chit do i?.....but it's lether m,...oooh fuck it,..he aint the worth of typing on here,...

and this fucking mangaer is gonna say i need to cut my perm,...i was like naw,...ya'll gonna have to fire me,..i said it loud like in tune to e40's song,....every one was stun,....i was serous,..after the deal went down he gonna say sorry and i shaked his hand,.....

man ya'll know that was my first day sober on the job,....wow,...i feel like a ninja,.....
 
Dec 11, 2002
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Da6Footah said:
HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA..Pokey, you are a fool.


Monday Morning...eeeeyyccccchhh.


I'm on a late shift today.... fuuuck.. I gotta take my ass in the shower right about now..

Dana you needa get ya booty to the Sistas side with some updates and shit.. OH. And it seems I'll be seein' you live and in person.. couple weeks.. for the next BARS.. you know its gonna go DOWN.. (hopefully it wont be you goin' DOWN the stairs at this one.. LOL!!)


yeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
Dec 11, 2002
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mustynutz said:
with all those rappers in the house.....the girl better bring teflon kneepads and a case of chapstick....lmao


you know i love you dana baby



OOOOoh SHIT! LMAO..! I'm fuckin' WEAK... DAMN YOU Musty.. !
 
Dec 11, 2002
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Sooooo yesterday the MAIN boss in the office has his right hand guy (who is my direct Superior) take me to the side and tells me to 'cut down my internet usage' he says I just need to cut back and he's kinda like nervous about it.. which when they reprimand me for anything they act like that.. now.. I'm not in the mood to hear any bullshit- THIS least of all.. so I start to flashin'... I'm like.... "are you fuckin' serious? you guys wanna tell me how many squares of toilet paper to use too..? .. whatever bro.." and off I go... I'm on my way out to lunch, give the MAIN boss a foul look and keep it pushin'... at the end of the day.. I hear that the 'right hand guy' that took me aside.. is gettin' fired for surfin' PORN SITES ALLLLL DAY... eek! ...its goin' doooown in the town....
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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If they ever tried to ban me from using the net at work, I would stare at my desk all day. I literally whave SHIT to do around there these days, and I hate tryin to look like I am workin.
 
Aug 26, 2002
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fuck work, i been beefin with my supervisor for a while now, who is the boss's brother, he be taking his personal life issues out on everyone (mainly me) here i go and find out that he's gonna fuck with me until i quit, aint that some bullshit, fuck this fool, if i and when i do leaev imma call his ass out...fuck this shit i dont need it.
 
Dec 11, 2002
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Sooo .. its my Thursday... I have to work Saturday... then go to a wedding (that I just dont want to go to..) and then one of my people from waaaay back is having a Luau, he's finally graduating from college (I swear he's been going for 10 years!)-- I cannot tell you people how it is gonna go DOOOWN like back in the day.... LOL.. it'll be drinks til dawn... and I do need a drink though for reals.. this week has been hard on ya girl.. hmmm... my sons are gone until Sunday after church-- perhaps I should just get started today after work to.... ya know? build my tolerance... lol.. YEEeeeaaahhhh..
 
Jun 27, 2002
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cracked my molar on friday...gonna need to get it extracted, cha ching $1,200...
saturday mornin i find out my roommate been stealing from me...gotta move out
sunday i spend packing my shit and moving...

at least i got twisted on friday with my girl and her mom....7 maybe 8 shots...2 1/2 e pills....skip to 330 am...drunk and thizzin and my girls moms house..i decide to go use the bathroom...mind you i walk to the bathroom butt naked holdin a shirt over my johnson...i walk out the bathroom and who do i run right into..HER MOM......she tells me im walkin toward the wrong room (her room)
keep in mind im fuckin butt naked.....i walk back with a goofy high smile on my face and tell my lady...she cracks up laughin...

next day mom comes into the room and say
"Good morning...Hows it hanging ?"

fuckin hilarious, i guess ya had to be there....
 
Jun 27, 2002
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FROM BEING A PENNY PINCHIN MONEY HUNGRY CRUMB SNATCHIN BASTARD MY WHOLE LIFE...and you can add toothless to that list...

MAN I WOKE UP AND THE SHIT FELL APART, i had a cavity and i guess it was worse then I thought....shits fucked up..
 
Dec 11, 2002
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I am SUCH a chicken when it comes to going to the dentist.... lol.. I have the insurance.. I pay it every month and have for several years... never used it.. I'ma scared..