The OFFICIAL *FUCK I DON"T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY* Sign In Sheet
- Thread starter Dana Dane
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Woke up this morning two minutes before my alarm went off. Looked at it, and then I decided that I was dreaming and lay my head back down. Then it went off and I batted for the snooze button, couldn't find it and rolled over only to FALL out of bed. I bang my foot into the door as I went to go make my cereal. Almost trip over my cat on my way back in. Then I wonder if it can get any worse, turn off my CD player ( I listen to music during the night so I can sleep easier ) and I hear it raining outside. Yay! Today is my long day too. 8 to 6:15. And my ass works Saturday for a few hours too. Bad morning.
AWW...ITS 9:00AM....JUST WAKIN UP...SEEE UNLIKE YALL POOR CRACK OF DAWN MUFUCKAS..I START WORK AT 10AM...AND GET OFF AT 5...SO I GUESS IM A LUCKY ONE FAR AS SCHEDULES GO..BUT U KNOW WHAT..IT STILL FUCKIN SUCKS!!! FUCK WORK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...BULLSHIT PAYIN MUFUCKIN HOOKERS!!! AGGHHHHHH
OH..ITS FRIDAY HUH...EH...GUESS THATS COOL
OH..ITS FRIDAY HUH...EH...GUESS THATS COOL
.. I called in "IjustdontgiveafuckaboutanythingsoI'llgettoworkwhenIfuckinggetthereIFIdecidetoshowupatallyoupunkbitches" but my boss isnt feelin' it so now I gotta get in the shower and go to work... whatever.. who cares.. its Friday and instead of having to work tomorrow and then having five days off to lay around and have sex I'm gonna take this week-end off and work for 10 days straight.. yeah.. I'm on one today.... fuck it..
man showed up late ,....one week into it,...and i'm late,....12 mins!!!!!!!
can ya'll bleave i was on time for a whole week then this....some old ass brotha gonna complain to get a discount,...he was not good at it,...it asian fucker asking for the same tim=ng 4 times,...and he could tell a differantce,...i was laffin my asses off
my lil hood rat did a walk by on me today she got me good,...but i wont slip from now on.,....i'll bust a 186 on her next time,...cause i'm a thug and she aint,...ok she is and that was what turned me on,...,....and yup she a newly mama...3 month old,....dont that mean she can have sex now?....90 days right?
can some one,....
*loud ass specker like at safe way*
"the sexual isle.....does it take 3 months for the chodder to tighen back up from the bigg ass thing that came out of it?.....yodell back....and thank you fro shoping at slow way...where the food is late but your bill is on time"
can ya'll bleave i was on time for a whole week then this....some old ass brotha gonna complain to get a discount,...he was not good at it,...it asian fucker asking for the same tim=ng 4 times,...and he could tell a differantce,...i was laffin my asses off
my lil hood rat did a walk by on me today she got me good,...but i wont slip from now on.,....i'll bust a 186 on her next time,...cause i'm a thug and she aint,...ok she is and that was what turned me on,...,....and yup she a newly mama...3 month old,....dont that mean she can have sex now?....90 days right?
can some one,....
*loud ass specker like at safe way*
"the sexual isle.....does it take 3 months for the chodder to tighen back up from the bigg ass thing that came out of it?.....yodell back....and thank you fro shoping at slow way...where the food is late but your bill is on time"