Talk with total strangers online.

[Nuttkase]

^^^ lol @ being C-Lim.

 

[VanD]

im hella late but ima fuck with it right now

attempt #1
Stranger: hey
You: yee yee the fuk is smackin
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attempt #2
Stranger: hey
You: O BWOI
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#3 punked out without shit
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
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#4 finally got more than one response
Stranger: ): im sad
You: I'M IN THE BUILLIN N FEELIN MYSELF
Stranger: huh ):
You: IM FEEEEEELIN MYSELF
Stranger: CHEEEEEEER MEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUP
You: SHES LOOKIN BAD AND IM WILLING TO HELP
Stranger: D:
Stranger: hahaha
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#5
Stranger: hi
You: YADIDA WHAAA WHAAA
You: I GET IT FIRED UP
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#6
You: MAYNE
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#7
Stranger: hi
You: MAYNE I GETS MY TIP ONNNN
Stranger: Lowercase
You: BO & SPRITE. I MIX IT UP AN TIP EVERYDAY N NIGHT
Stranger: 쉿
Stranger: from
You: EAST 27TH BRUH
You: WHATS SMACKIN WID IT
You: I GARNETTE U WOULD NEVER IN UR CAREER
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#8
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: O BWOI
You: EAST 27TH
Stranger: wow..homo :/
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#9
You: SITTIN SIDEWAYSSS
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#10
Stranger: shut up u ass!!!
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#11
Stranger: hi
You: YADIDA HOLLA
Stranger: jamen hej.
You: WHAT SET IS DAT BRUH
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#12
Stranger: hey
You: YEEEE
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#13
You: YUSSSSSIRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: hi
You: LEANIN OFF DAT BOBO
Stranger: YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
You: IN DA FAST LANE BUT FEEL LIKE IM MOVIN SLOWMO
Stranger: DREAMIN
Stranger: DONT GIVE IT UP LUFFY
You: DAT BO N SPRITE
You: I MIX IT UP AND TIP IT ERRYDAY N NIGHT
Stranger: DREAMIN DONT GIVE IT UP ZOLO
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#14
Stranger: korean ?
You: EAST 27TH
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#15
You: THAT BOY HE BE SLAPPIN MAYNE
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#16
Stranger: hi
You: CHEA CHEA O BWOI
Stranger: wutchutalkinboutwilly?
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#17
You: I NEEDA 8TH
You: OF STICKY GOOEY
Stranger: hello
You: AN WHEN I GET THE 8TH IM BLOWIN IT WITH THE LOUIES
Stranger: really?
You: IN A BACKWOOD
Stranger: hey
You: YEEEEE
Stranger: where are you from?
You: EAST 27TH
Stranger: ah
You: WHATS SMACKIN
You: TOWN BIZZ
You: WHERE U AT BRUH
You: U THIZZIN IN ALASKA?
Stranger: nono
You: CUZ IMA MAJOR FACTOR
Stranger: asia
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#18
You: YALL MUSTA FORGOT
Stranger: american im guessing
You: WHEN THEY STOLE MY GOLD MEDAL IN SEOUL KOREA LETS LOOK BACK AT MY WHOLE CAREER
You: CUZ YALL MUSTA FORGOT
Stranger: ur crazy
You: THE BEST POUND FOR POUND IS MINE HIT PERCY HARRIS WITH 4 HOOKS AT ONE TIME
You: YALL MUSTA FORGOT
You: WHEN I BEAT BERNARD HOPKINS AND WON THE IBF THE RIGHT WAS HURT BEAT HIM WITH THE LEFT
You: YALL MUSTA FORGOT
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#19
Stranger: hi
You: TURNT UP MAAAAN
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#20
Stranger: JUIZ?!
You: IT AINT A BACKWOOD?
You: IT AINT ALL THAT GOOD
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: I"M LOOKING FOR JUIZ
You: I NEEDA 8TH
You: OF STICKY GOOEY
Stranger: /b/?
You: AN WHEN I GET DA 8TH IM BLOWIN IT WITH DA LOUIES
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[Nuttkase]

I gave you props for trying man. lol @ most of yours not getting past a few lines. That happens to me a lot though too.

 

[Nuttkase]

I need to change up my sig. We going east coast this time.

 

[Nuttkase]

I remember the first time I heard this song in my sig I was hella loaded and Pun's fatass just flowing like a motherfucker blew my mind.

Pun was raw as fuck.

RIP

 

[VanD]

You: ITS BIG CHREE BABY
You: I DO IT HELLA MAINY
Stranger: STEFFIE STEFFIE DOO WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
You: GOTTA BEEZY GOIN CRAZY
You: NAH SHE AINT MY LADY
You: I TOOK HER BEIN LAZY
Stranger: ARE U LISTENIN TO RETARDS ATTEMPTING POETRY
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[VanD]

You: RETARDS ATTEMPTING POETRY
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[VanD]

You: ANGER IS ME !!!
Stranger: you is anger?
Stranger: did you accidently the whole anger?
You: THE WHITE MAN OWN THIS PAGE
You: HOLLD A YELLOW BRAHER DOWN
Stranger: me want take back from white man
Stranger: me want casinos
Stranger: and tobacco
Stranger: FO FREE
You: EAST 27TH BRUH
You: I GARNETTE U WOULD NEVER IN UR CAREER
You: U OR UR HOMIES
Stranger: soo... you're with your honey. and you're making out. when all of a sudden, the phone rings. you answer and the voice is, "what are you doing with my daughter?" you ask your girl, she says "my dad is dad..."
Stranger: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
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[Nuttkase]

Brian is going off tonight.

lol

 

[VanD]

You: YAAAAAAAA
You: GUCEY GUCE DOE BOY
You: I GOT THAT CAKE MIX
Stranger: Ayee
You: YAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CAT ?!
You: UH HEY BOPPA
Stranger: CMON BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY BITCH
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[VanD]

Stranger: hey
You: THIS ONES FOR NORTH CAROLINA C'MON N RAISE UP
Stranger: ok
Stranger: asl?
You: TAKE UR SHIRT OFF TWIST IT ROUND YO HAND SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER
You: NORTH CAROLINA C'MON N RAISE UP
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[VanD]

Stranger: Salut
You: YADIDA
Stranger: woop
You: WHAT IT DO
Stranger: Nuthin
Stranger: What did yours do?
You: I GOT GRAAAAAPES
You: MINES IS ON EAST 27TH
Stranger: I'm on the corner of Bleeker
You: PULL UP TURN THE SCRAPER IN A CIRCLE ONE TIME TRYIN SEE WHO GOT PURPLE WHO GOT PURPLE
Stranger: I got purple
You: I NEED THAT BRUH BRUH
You: U GOT IT ON DECK?
Stranger: I bless the rain down in Africa
You: I PUSH A HARD LINE
You: GARNETTE THAT
You: HOOD APPROVED
Stranger: I wish I was black
Stranger: well I don't because of racism
You: ITS BIG CHREE BABY
You: HUMAN ASS DOG IS MY SAVIOR
Stranger: Tree foot
You: TREES INA BLEEZ
You: BWWAAAAA
Stranger: can we please talk about poetry
Stranger: I'm a Voldich person myself
You: I AM THE STREETS
You: BARRACKNEWS.COM
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[VanD]

Stranger: 19 m france
You: THE 707 V-TOWN VUHLAYO BITCH
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[VanD]

You: WHO GOT SNAPS ON THE PETRO
You: MUHFUCKAS BE BALLIN IN THE HOOD N ALL THAT SHIT BUT NOBODY GOT SNAPS ON THE PETRO?
You: YALL FUCKAS BE SKANLESS. MAAAANNN PUMP MY SHIT
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[VanD]

Stranger: Do you love your waifu?
You: SHE LOVE DIS
You: DIS DICK!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Is your capslock broken?
You: MY CAPS AINT GOTTA LOCK BRUH
You: GLOCKS WIT NO LOCKS CUZZO
You: WHERE DA SNAPS AT
You: IM FINNA BE SWISS GOUDA CHEDDAR BREADED
You: MELTED PARMESAN PIMPERONI
You: GARNETTE THAT
You: I'LL MAKE A MIXTAPE DISSIN EVERYONE FROM YO HOOD
Stranger: Indeed.
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[VanD]

Stranger: hi
You: IM HIGHER THAN MARS, SICKER THAN SARS, AND I TREAT MY BITCH LIKE A ATM CARD
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[VanD]

Stranger: hi
You: YEE
Stranger: from?
You: EAST 27TH
You: WHERE YA FROM BRUH
Stranger: ur country?
You: TOWN BIZZ ALL DAY
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[VanD]

Stranger: hey
You: YADIDA WHAA WHAAA
Stranger: lets get lots of plastic bags... and make one big plastic bag
Stranger: it can be our little side project
You: ITS ALL BAYSICK I BEEN SPENDIN HUNDREDS SINCE THEY HAD SMALL FACES
Stranger: well they wouldnt fit on the notes if they had big faces
You: REAL TALK MAYNE
Stranger: unless they made huge versions
Stranger: well its not not real
You: IMA HUGE VERSION TYCOON
Stranger: think about it
Stranger: yeah i been there
You: THINK BOUT DAT
Stranger: i have
You: NAH NOT ON MINES
Stranger: and dont want to relapse
You: GARNETTE THAT
Stranger: i will raise you g
You: U WOULD NEVER IN UR CAREER
Stranger: and anti you an arnette
Stranger: that is true
Stranger: what career.... the plastic bag career of course
Stranger: said he
You: EAST 27TH BRUH
Stranger: what our main project you ask? to dig the hole
Stranger: with our spoons
Stranger: why not shovels you ask
Stranger: coz there full of holes
Stranger: just like you plans
Stranger: full of holes
Stranger: loopholes to be exact
You: I BREAK HOES BRUH
Stranger: think about it
Stranger: thats why your perfect for the plastic bag
You: I DONT EVEN THINK
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is a complex dilema
You: IMA MAJOR FACTOR
You: THIZZIN IN ALASKA
Stranger: in the plastic plan
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you are a huge factor
Stranger: one of many
You: MY PLASTIC BE HELLA DRASTIC
Stranger: especially the major one
You: LEANIN OFF THAT BO BO
Stranger: no
Stranger: it looked way better
Stranger: when you were leaning on
Stranger: it was hot
You: I TIP IT ERRYDAY N NIGHT
Stranger: like way hot
Stranger: i would tip it
Stranger: but i dont have it
Stranger: i used to have it
Stranger: but now i dont have it
Stranger: it being what it was before i lost it
Stranger: of course
You: FUCKS WITH YA BOY THEN
You: I GOT IT ON LINE BRUH
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: fuck in the ass
You: TIME TO RE UP
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well
Stranger: you can up her but i dont think she digs the off
Stranger: she prefered the leaning on just as much if not more than me
You: MY BITCHES DONT TALK BACK
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[Pak Dan]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Phil is that you?
Stranger: YEAH!
Stranger: DAVID?
You: holy shit man!
You: yeah, it's David!
Stranger: How've you been?
You: good good, just got a divorce from that bitch Jessica
You: some serious shit went down
Stranger: I am fucking that bitch Jessica.
You: oh shit really?
Stranger: She is tied up in my closet right now.
You: dude...she was cheating on me with this other dude...she got AIDS now, that's why I divorced her
Stranger: Are you serious..?
You: yeah...damn, man you should get tested
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!
You: I'm sorry Phil
Stranger: It's okay.
You: while she is in your closet can you get in a few punches for me?
Stranger: Tell your sister she should get tested..
You: dude, Becky died like 5 years ago man
You: that's just wrong
Stranger: So wait.. last night... oh god..
You: Damn, not a good week for you at all Phil
Stranger: I know...
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[VanD]

Stranger: hey .
You: ITS BIG CHREE BABY
You: WHATS SMACKIN
Stranger: haha !
You: I KEEPS IT POPPIN N DROPPIN OFF TOP
Stranger: nm ! i'm hornyyy . you ?
You: OOP OP
You: IM LEANIN LIKE A MUHHHFUCCKA
You: BO N SPRITE
You: YUSSSSIRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: WHERE DA SNAPS AT
You: WHO GOT SNAPS ON THE PETRO
You: WALMART BLOCC CRIPPIN CUZZ
You: ROLLIN BACC PRICES STOCCTON CALIFAS
You: YALL MUSTA FORGOT!!!
Stranger: huh ?
You: WHERE U FROM CUSS CUSS
You: EAST 27TH ON MINES BRUH
Stranger: your penis .
You: BITCH IM FROM DA TOWN
Stranger: lmfao !
You: IT COST A LOT FO MY COCK U BEEZY
Stranger: can you not type in caps !
Stranger: well i suck on it everyday .
You: I GARNETTE THAT
You: THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY EVERY HOOD
You: LEARN BOUT HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: ok
You: BIG CHREE BABY
You: GOOGLE ME
You: HIT ME ON TWITTTTAAAAAAA
You: IM THE KING OF SICCNESS
You: U BEEZY
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