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[TheInfamous]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: HUH?
Stranger: how are u ?
You: GREAT AND YOU
You: MY MOM SAID DONT TYPE TO STRANGERS
Stranger: good thank you.
Stranger: oh really? but you are typing now. haha
You: SO IS YOUR LAST NAME OMEGLE?
Stranger: hmm. nope.
You: ARE YOU A CHINAMAN?
Stranger: nope. why? do I look like a chinaman?
You: I WAS TOLD BY THE LITTLE BIRD THAT YOU SMELL LIKE A POT OF STEAMED RICE.. TRUE?
Stranger: haha. you have a sence of humor. but I'm not chinese and I'm also not a man.
You: OH.. YOUR A WOMEN!! ... COME HERE, NOW
Stranger: okay. how about you? where do you live thogh?
Stranger: though*
You: IM A HANDSOME MALE.. I LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE THEY SERVE GOOD MEAT
You: YO FEMALE STRANGERS LIKE YOUR SELF...
You: 'TO
Stranger: hmm. where is it? really wondering.
You: DO YOU SMELL LIKE VITORIA'S SECRET?
Stranger: oh I see. is it Newzealand?
Stranger: or Australia?
Stranger: or ... where is it? I want to know where you live in.
You: NO.. IM IN YOUR BRIGHT PINK THONG... SMELLS GOOD HERE.
You: SMELLS LIKE CORNUTS
You: WHERE ARE YOU AT?
Stranger: oh really? can you lick mine?
Stranger: I'm in your thing.
You: I WONT LICK PANTIES,.. BUT ILL LICK YOUR HELLO KITTY.. IF YOUR LUCKY
Stranger: oh that's nice.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[jake921660]

You: IM A HANDSOME MALE.. I LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE THEY SERVE GOOD MEAT
You: YO FEMALE STRANGERS LIKE YOUR SELF...
You: 'TO
Stranger: hmm. where is it? really wondering.
You: DO YOU SMELL LIKE VITORIA'S SECRET?
Stranger: oh I see. is it Newzealand?
Stranger: or Australia?

She (or he) knows how it is down here

 

[jake921660]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: LETS HAVE SEX BITCH
Stranger: 10 questions your turn
Stranger: 5
You: LETS HAVE SEX BITCH?
Stranger: 5 uestions your turn
Stranger: ok
Stranger: l
You: THATS MY QUESTION
LETS HAVE SEX BITCH?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i see
You: SEE THE QUESTION MARK
Stranger: res
Stranger: yes
You: SO.....
Stranger: go on
You: YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY FIRST QUESTION
Stranger: i see
Stranger: u want to fuck me
You: NO
THE QUESTION IS LETS HAVE SEX BITCH?
You: SO LETS HAVE SEX IF YOUR A BITCH
You: YADDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDMEAN
Stranger: bitch?
You: DO U HAVE THE PUSSU?
Stranger: yes
You: PUSSU = BITCH
Stranger: pussy
You: WTF IS PUSSY
You: ??
You: DO U MEAN PUSSU
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: famale
Stranger: female
You: DO U MEAN PUSSU?
Stranger: g
Stranger: me
You: EG. A FEMALE HAS PUSSU AND TIDDIES
Stranger: tits
Stranger: you know
Stranger: ?
You: NIGGA WTF IS TITS
You: ITS TIDDIES U BEEZY
Stranger: so
You: BITCH I AM FROM EAST 27TH
Stranger: you mean
Stranger: asian
You: EAST 27TH
You: OAKLAND U BEEZY
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[jake921660]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 106?
You: east 27th
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[JAPE]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ahoy, matey
You: THE FUCK IS THIS? SUM GAY ASS SPONEBOB SHIT
Stranger: YOU GOT THE CRUISE CONTROL OF COOL
Stranger: NOW IVE GOT IT TOO
Stranger: HEY ASSCRACK WHYRE YOU QUIET
You: IM BUSY PEELING MY SUNBURN
Stranger: COOL
Stranger: YOU GONNA SAVE THE PEELS?
Stranger: TRY SMOKING THEM IN A BONG
You: SHIT
Stranger: I HEARD IT DOES MAGIC
You: THATS BOMB IDEA
You: ID SMOKE DOWN WITH HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: DOG WITH A HUMAN ASS?
Stranger: ITS A DOG
Stranger: DOGS DONT SMOKE
You: NO A DOG THAT IS HUMAN
Stranger: HALF MAN HALF DOG HALF AMAZING
You: NAW MAN, NOT HALF HUMAN OR DOG, A DOG THAT IS HUMAN, YOU CUNT MUSCLE
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: I THOUGHT THE SUNBURN PEEL SMOKING WAS A URBAN LEGEND
Stranger: OBVIOUSLY IT WORKS LIKE HELL
You: CHECK YOUSELF, HAD IS REAL
You: http://www.myspace.com/humanassdog
You: BOW THE FUCK DOWN
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS
You: ITS HUMAN ASS DOG MAYNE
Stranger: COOLDOG ALL OVER THE PLACE
You: NAW MAYNE, ITS HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: DO YOU THINK HE GETS SUM?
You: GETCHA SHIT STR8
Stranger: HE USED TO BE COOLDOG
You: H.A.D. IS A PIMP
Stranger: NOW HES PIMP
Stranger: HOW COOL IS THAT
You: HUMAN ASS DOG THREW OUT COOLDOG, CUZ THAT NAME WAS MAD WACK
You: HES A STR8 UP G NOW
You: NOT 2 BE FUCKED WIT
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: HE FUCKEN RUNS THE STREETS
You: UP N DOWN HE PIMPS DEM HOES, SLANGS THAT YAY
Stranger: HAD IS EVERYDAY HUSTLIN
You: H.A.D. IS THE DEFININTION OF HUSTLIN
Stranger: TRUE TRUE
Stranger: COOLDOG IS HUMAN ASS DOGS TWIN
Stranger: I WAS WONDERING WHY THEY LOOK THE SAME
You: FUCK THAT. HUMAN ASS DOG AINT NOBODY'S TWIN HE ALL ORIGINAL, ANY ONE ELSE IS A BITTER OF H.A.D.'S STYLE SON
Stranger: I HOPE HUMAN ASS DOG AINT LIKE THAT BOY RICK ROSS
You: HUMAN ASS DOG EATS FUCKS LIKE RICK ROSS 4 BREAKFAST MAYNE
Stranger: BT HE AINT BOSS OF ALL BOSSES
You: HUMAN DOG IS DA BOSS OF ALL BOSSES OF ALL BOSSES
Stranger: NO I DONT THINK SO
You: U DARE ASK HIM YOURSELF
Stranger: SURE I GOT MY SHIT TIGHT
Stranger: HUMAN ASS DOG ARE YOU THE BOSS OF ALL BOSSES OF ALL BOSSES OR NOT
You: HAD WOULD SAY YEA
You: HE GETS IT IN
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: IS HE SOMEHOW RELATED TO SNOOP DOGGY DOGG
You: DEY KICK IT, BUT HAD FOLLOWS THE GOLDEN GANGSTA RULE #1 DONT TRUST NODOBY CUZZ
Stranger: IM SURE HUMAN ASS DOG DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS HE HAS ONLY ASSOCIATES
Stranger: CUZ HE TRUST NOBODY
You: DATS RIGHT, NOW U GETTIN IT
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: DO YOU THINK I COULD HANG OUT SOMETIME WITH HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: AND MAYBE BUST A CAP AND SLAP A HOE
Stranger: I AM WHITE BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER YO
Stranger: HEY IT ALMOST RHYMES ACCIDENTALLY
You: HAD KIX IT WITH DA REAL N U SIR ISNT REAL HAD WILL SNUFF YO ASS
Stranger: HOW CAN I GET REAL
Stranger: MY STREETCRED IS ON ALL TIME LOW
You: HELL FUCK YO BITH N MAKE U WATHC
You: DOGGYSTYLE
Stranger: YEAH ILL PROVIDE SOME POONTANG CAN I SIT NEXT TO HIM AND WATCH OR WHATS THE DEAL
You: U WATCH. YOU DO NOT SPEAK, YOU DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT, YOU DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HAD AND HE WILL BONE YA BITCH SIDEWAYZ
Stranger: YA THEN WE CAN HIT A CLUB AND MAYBE I CAN GET SOME PUSSY TOO RIGHT
You: NO HAD GETS ALL THE POON
You: NOOB
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: SON YA KNOW IM HAD NOW DONT YA?
You: AW MY GAWD
You: H...A....D.....
Stranger: CUZ IM HAD I CAN TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE
You: I FINALLY FOUND YA
Stranger: IM HAD YOURE STD
You: STD?
Stranger: SMALL TESTICLE DOG
You: NIGGA PLZ
Stranger: YOU KNOWZ IT, DONT BE FRONTIN OR ILL PIMP SMAK YO ASS
You: H.A.D...U SO HOOD
Stranger: DAMN RIGHT, NOW SHUT UP AND WATCH ME BONE YO HO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

HAD had a twin at birth but he killed him cus hes all original

 

[JAPE]

AND WTF IS A COOLDOG... DAMNIT.... he said "it use to be cooldog." nah you shoulda asked if he was from the body building forum... WE STARTED THAT HAD SHIT LIKE 6 MONTHS BEFORE THEY STARTED CALLIN HIM COOLDOG... WTF cool dog slick dude bruh

 

[Meta4iCAL]

cooldog = homo ass fuck

 

[azryda420]

hahahah

I connected and someone said they were from japan, i asked sarcasticly if they were in an internet cafe and they simply resonded YES.

I dont know why that is so funny to me.

 

[mExIcaNox4]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hy
You: HI
Stranger: whatcha' doing?
You: DRINKIN A TALL CAN
Stranger: can of what
You: TECATE
Stranger: what??
You: BEER FOOL
Stranger: where are u from?
You: SICCNESS.NET/VB
Stranger: fool?
Stranger: fuck ya )
You: U WOULDNT SAY THAT TO HAD IN HIS FACE
Stranger: how the fuck should i know what tecate is?
You: CHECK OUT MY MYSPACE
Stranger: by the way youre english is terrible
You: http://www.myspace.com/humanassdog
You: SO WAt NIGGA
You: FUK YO COUCH
Stranger: ) what an idiot
You: DEEP EAST OAKLAND BEEYZ
You: EAST 27TH
You: SICCNESS.NET/VB 4 LIFE
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i ahve 1more question
You: WAT UP NIGGA
Stranger: do you like jedi mind tricks and talib kweli?
You: U PIRU OR CRIP
Stranger: red flag
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go fuck ureself
Stranger: )
Stranger: bye
You: NIGGGA FUK YO COUCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL most of these fools are from China

 

[L.D.S.]

Y'all go back and prop me for my lengthy and hilarious contributions to this thread.

 

[KillaClown]

Stranger: hello
You: Hi.
You: Have you got a sister?
Stranger: No. I have a brother
You: ohhh. Me too
You: never had a sister though
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: i kinda wantmy mom to pop anotehr one out
Stranger: i love babies.
You: I love babies too. They're delicious
Stranger: then mayeb i'd shoot it once it turned 13
You: you have guns?
Stranger: you could eat it after i shoot it.
You: I'd fuck it after you shot it
Stranger: no...good point
Stranger: .
You: especially if it was a 13 year old girl.
Stranger: would you fuck me to later?
You: no.
Stranger: im 15.
You: not you
Stranger: why not?
You: because you're not attractive enough.
You: do you like cocaine?
Stranger: you dont even know me.
Stranger: no
You: how about heroin?
Stranger: nope
You: what do you like?
Stranger: i like smirnoff ice though
You: so you're a girl, most certainly.
Stranger: gee thankss
You: if you like smirnoff ice.
You: you are a woman.
Stranger: good
You: or rather, a 15 year old girl.
Stranger: thats a way of me proving people im a girl than
Stranger: because no one here believes me
You: well, listen here Polly Pussy Pants.
Stranger: which they have a good point
Stranger: this placeIS filled with pedefiles
You: I've got an offer for you
Stranger: whats the offer/
Stranger: ?
You: I'm going to give you all the Smirnoff Ice you want. And in return...
You: you're going to participate in an INTERRACIAL COCAINE FUELED UNICORN GANGBANG.
You: you're going to be fucking unicorns sweetheart
Stranger: ohhh thatss hotttt
You: It will be aired to your entire family live.
Stranger: kay wheres the smirnoff?
You: Its with the unicorns right now.
Stranger: and where are the unicorns?
Stranger: they better not fucking drink it all
You: they're flying in their Unicopter waiting on my instructions.
Stranger: ohhh okay
Stranger: so tell them im ready
You: they are cocaine addicts, not alcoholics. You, PollyPussyPants, will be the alcoholic whore unicorn fucking slut.
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotcha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[KillaClown]

Stranger: korean??
You: WUD UP DOE?!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi, im not a girl
You: Hi not a girl.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[KillaClown]

You: HELLO.
Stranger: tell me a secret :3
You: I WILL TELL YOU FIVE SECRETS!
You: 1) THE CHICKEN WAS FIRST
Stranger:
You: 2) YOU CAN MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU WEIGH THE WEED IN FRONT OF THE CUSTOMER, AND THEN KNOCK SOME OFF THE SCALE BEFORE YOU BAG IT
You: 3) MAX B DIDN'T DO IT
You: 4) KOBE BRYANT IS REALLY A SHAPESHIFTING LIZARD PART OF AN ALL POWERFUL SECRET SOCIETY THAT RULES THE WORLD
You: 5) I AM YOUR LORED AND SAVEEYER JESUS OBAMA
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: sex, now
Stranger: I love you.
You: 6) LOVE DOES NOT EXIST.
You: okay, thats one extra secret
Stranger: Well, we're having sex anyway.
You: I am a man.
You: :-O
Stranger: Oh.... I see.... You only like other men :/
You: I like only women!
You: PLURAL WOMEN!
Stranger: Well I am a Single WomAN!
Stranger: Racist!
You: I WILL NEED AT LEAST THREE MORE OF YOURSELF TO SATISFY MY LARGE PENIS

 

[-TiM C-]

Stranger: hey
You: what up
You: you triznyin to get fizknucked?
Stranger: nothing much you
Stranger: excuse me?
You: sorry my friend tweeze was typing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[NorthBay 415]

Stranger: you trollin
??
You: HI IM 18 AND HORNY
Stranger: lol
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[-TiM C-]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: heyy there
Stranger: how u doin
Stranger: lol someone is a litle excited
You: no sorryyyyyyyyyy myyyyyy yyyyyyy keyyyyyyyyyyyy gets stuck and its too annoyyying to backspace
You: where are yyyyyyyou from?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im frm tx
Stranger: u??
Stranger: got a name?
Stranger: hopefully there's no y's
You: i'm from the bayyyyyy area california
You: yes my name is william breed
Stranger: wats upp doode
Stranger: names scott
Stranger: lol u got labtop?
Stranger: soo u can't replace ur key?
You: i own myyyyyyyyyy own network called baracknews.com
You: i spent all myyyyy moneyyyyyyyy on domain names with the word obama in them
You: myyyyyyy life savings
Stranger: lol nice
You: i started it out of myyyyy house on east 27th st
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[Likwid]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: wanna fuck
You: yeah, when is your mom ready?
You: HAHA
Stranger: im a mom
Stranger: im 44 years opld
Stranger: and have double d's
You: good, go fuck yourself
Stranger: fuck u
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[NorthBay 415]

You: fuck my dick hurts
Stranger: I see
You: yah it burns
Stranger: Hmm... well I'm a girl, so I wouldn't know, but maybe wait a while or take a nap. Or maybe mastr@bate.
You: can you help me
Stranger: What do you want?
You: 2 slowly put it in your mouth.....
Stranger: Fuck you
Stranger: Go fall in a hole
You: y?
Stranger: I get no pleasure from sex
You: datz mean dont be like that
Stranger: I hate when people tell me to like sex
You: plz melinda we can take it slow
Stranger: Fuck you >:O
Stranger: I'm eternally depressed. Sex cannot appeal to me
You: cmon dont be like taht
Stranger: What is your opinion on pubic hair?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Nuttkase]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: BLACK PLANET WAS NEVER AND IS NOT BLACK OWNED
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what about our blue planet?
You: QUIT HATING BITCH
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http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?p=4527201#post4527201

 

[Meta4iCAL]

You: where u from
Stranger: hi
Stranger: southkorea
Stranger: u ?
You: bitch iam from east 27th!
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