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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: im 925
You: who are you
Stranger: oh nice
You: would you like some pruno?
Stranger: I'm from the CIA
You: Im from the CA, BIAAAATCH
Stranger: lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo I'm here to annoy
Stranger: the game
You: So...this is the longest someones stayed on with me, im uncomfortable now..
Stranger: rapper
You: A-wax
You: genious
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You: that was gay....like your 2 gay fathers
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Stranger: ^_^
You: girl huh, so lets see them tetas
You: yes? no?
Stranger: hahahahahaahahahahhaha ur gay!
Stranger: do u talk to Satan?
You: Im not gay I love the pussu...
You: he dont return my calls no more
Stranger: do follow him
You: Hes scared of my because I play with hand cannons
Stranger: ur lame !
Stranger: Charles Manson
You: chris hansen
You: have a seat over there....
You: what are you doin here today?
Stranger: pffffffff u suck
Stranger: I'm not doing much hahahaha I broke my arm
You: worlds fastest hand jobe eh?
Stranger: i plan to break it
Stranger: hahahahahahahaahahaaa
You: I used to get detention for raping girls better then you...funny world we live in..
Stranger: I like rape! hahahahahahahhahah
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You: HAD on mines, sooo woof!
Stranger: huh English
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You: create a screen name...
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Stranger: fuck that
You: fuck that? FUCK YOU!!!!
Stranger: I'm outtie
You: you twat is an outtie
Stranger: u wish
You: i do... call me, ill cum in your hair
Stranger: not even hommiez
You: yeeee!
Stranger: twat pffffff lame much
You: paypal me some cash..now...do it
Stranger: sure when pigs can fit in drawers
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 19 bud
You: I dont think I could get much harder...
You: I know a game we could play, I call it my gun your holster....
Stranger: ur not a good troll
You: tweeze is a troll...
Stranger: like u suck pffffff
You: im a mothafuggin mack
You: pimp shit all got damm day...
Stranger: set ur not
You: Ill pimp the blood out your mother..
Stranger: *ser
Stranger: sure y wont lol
Stranger: u like cock
You: I get the feeling u dont like me...is it because im sittin here watching dora the explorer booty ass naked?
Stranger: oh I love dora hahaha
You: me too..
You: until orgasm
You: then shes just another ho
Stranger: well I dont hate u ur amusing me
You: you think youre excited? you should feel these nipples
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: i could cut glass...
Stranger: lmfaoooooooooooo that's crazy
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You: start a screenname, look for me NiNe2FiVe
Stranger: yah no I'm awsum
You: do it anyway...
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You: Its free and east, like your mother..
You: easy*
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You: I dont even know what that is...sounds as gay as chree the tranny lover...siccness.net homie
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtrannys r coolz
You: sure...
Stranger: they rz
You: a dude named chree on the siccness could hook you up with a tranny if you sign up....
Stranger: naw thankiez
You: well fine, personally im offeneded, peace beezy...