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VanD

Sicc OG
Feb 8, 2004
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Stranger: Hey, this is Phil from Omegle servicing, apparently you have used your account to access child pornography, the police have now been notified
You: EAST 27TH BRUH
You: I GARNETTE U AINT
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Oct 1, 2006
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Addictive shit.


You: I'm from Congo
You: Where u?
Stranger: im from Israel
You: I eat banas and stuff
You: Are you a jew?
You: I got no money
Stranger: XD
Stranger: yes
Stranger: =\
You: You fucking jew bastard
Stranger: no
You: Stay off my money
Stranger: no
You: as long as you do tha
You: t
You: we cool
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: crazy man
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Stranger: i wanna girl who has webcam
You: Well get a one you faggot
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Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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Stranger: facebook?
You: yes
Stranger: facebook?
You: yes
Stranger: may
I add you?
You: u can have my myspace
You: u want it?
Stranger: no I just have facebook only
You: u can follow me on twitter
Stranger: what is your full name?
You: Human Ass Dog
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's not
You: yes it is
Stranger: your real name
You: myspace.com/humanassdog
You: check it out
Stranger: wait than
You: kay
Stranger: is that you
Stranger: 101 years old
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: thats me
Stranger: can I see your face?
You: that is my face
Stranger: no...
You: yes
You: im a dog but also a human
Stranger: you fuck me
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Mar 13, 2007
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You: HI
You: HOWDY ho
Stranger: Buddy youre a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy youre a young man hard man
Shoutin in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo face
You big disgrace
Wavin your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy youre an old man poor man
Pleadin with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day

You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
You: yeah,
You: thats how it be in beverly hills yo
You: the hood,we at war with malibu
Stranger: Ah... a real gangster ?
You: yea,
You: str8 from the streets of BH
You: I do drivebys on rodeo drive yo
Stranger: Ohw.... come and visit amsterdam over here !! smokin joints legal !
You: will do
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Apr 25, 2002
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 16 M Belgium, you?
You: westside california
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Apr 25, 2002
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hiii
You: hellooooooooooo
Stranger: can i ask ur age and sex?
You: can i ask your age and sex first
Stranger: 27 m
You: where u frm
Stranger: Turkey
You: I eat that on thanksgiving
You: with gravy and mash potatos...
You: we eat you fucks for thanksgiving you third world country slut bastard
Stranger: fuck you
You: im from california
Stranger: you re a bitch
You: united staes
Stranger: sie
You: us homie
Stranger: fuck the us
You: fuck turkey
Stranger: all of u bitch
Stranger: sie
You: your a bitch
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Apr 26, 2003
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East Oakland, USA
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: im 925
You: who are you
Stranger: oh nice
You: would you like some pruno?
Stranger: I'm from the CIA
You: Im from the CA, BIAAAATCH
Stranger: lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo I'm here to annoy
Stranger: the game
You: So...this is the longest someones stayed on with me, im uncomfortable now..
Stranger: rapper
You: A-wax
You: genious
Stranger: thankiez
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahhaaahahahaahah
You: that was gay....like your 2 gay fathers
Stranger: i noooooiiooooooooooo right n I'm a girl hiiiiiiuiiiuuu
Stranger: ^_^
You: girl huh, so lets see them tetas
You: yes? no?
Stranger: hahahahahaahahahahhaha ur gay!
Stranger: do u talk to Satan?
You: Im not gay I love the pussu...
You: he dont return my calls no more
Stranger: do follow him
You: Hes scared of my because I play with hand cannons
Stranger: ur lame !
Stranger: Charles Manson
You: chris hansen
You: have a seat over there....
You: what are you doin here today?
Stranger: pffffffff u suck
Stranger: I'm not doing much hahahaha I broke my arm
You: worlds fastest hand jobe eh?
Stranger: i plan to break it
Stranger: hahahahahahahaahahaaa
You: I used to get detention for raping girls better then you...funny world we live in..
Stranger: I like rape! hahahahahahahhahah
You: siccness dot net NiNe2FiVe, come check me out, soak up some gangsta...
You: open forum u beezie
You: HAD on mines, sooo woof!
Stranger: huh English
Stranger: lmfaooooooooooooooo ur hawack
You: log on, siccness dot net, open forum, chat with the darkside...im NiNe2FiVe
You: create a screen name...
You: check the site out, its poppin like a mothafucka!
Stranger: fuck that
You: fuck that? FUCK YOU!!!!

Stranger: I'm outtie
You: you twat is an outtie
Stranger: u wish
You: i do... call me, ill cum in your hair
Stranger: not even hommiez
You: yeeee!
Stranger: twat pffffff lame much
You: paypal me some cash..now...do it
Stranger: sure when pigs can fit in drawers
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 19 bud
You: I dont think I could get much harder...
You: I know a game we could play, I call it my gun your holster....
Stranger: ur not a good troll
You: tweeze is a troll...
Stranger: like u suck pffffff
You: im a mothafuggin mack
You: pimp shit all got damm day...
Stranger: set ur not
You: Ill pimp the blood out your mother..
Stranger: *ser
Stranger: sure y wont lol
Stranger: u like cock
You: I get the feeling u dont like me...is it because im sittin here watching dora the explorer booty ass naked?
Stranger: oh I love dora hahaha
You: me too..
You: until orgasm
You: then shes just another ho
Stranger: well I dont hate u ur amusing me
You: you think youre excited? you should feel these nipples
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: i could cut glass...
Stranger: lmfaoooooooooooo that's crazy
You: siccness dot net, log on, because were better then you...
You: start a screenname, look for me NiNe2FiVe
Stranger: yah no I'm awsum
You: do it anyway...
You: everyone on that site is on this site right now chatting with people, its the greatest website ever
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: Its free and east, like your mother..
You: easy*
Stranger: naw vampirefreaks.com is the shizz
You: I dont even know what that is...sounds as gay as chree the tranny lover...siccness.net homie
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtrannys r coolz
You: sure...
Stranger: they rz
You: a dude named chree on the siccness could hook you up with a tranny if you sign up....
Stranger: naw thankiez
You: well fine, personally im offeneded, peace beezy...
 
Feb 20, 2006
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SOME CHICK I WAS CHATIN WIT FROM TURKEY.. HAHHAAHAHA

HER AND HER MOMS

SHE GAVE ME A LINK WIT A BODY PIC.. BUT THE PIC IS DELETED



SO SHE ASK FOR MY PIC... I TOLD HER I ONLY HAVE NAUGHTY PICS..LOL

LIKE 30 MINUTES LATER I SENT HER THIS

 

R

Sicc OG
Dec 7, 2005
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Connecting to server...
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: SICCNESS.NET/VB RUNS THE INTERNET
You: H.A.D. FOR MAYOR
You: GO CHECK IT OUT
You: 1
Stranger: no
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R

Sicc OG
Dec 7, 2005
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: SICCNESS.NET/VB RUNS THE INTERNET
You: NSO OR DIE YOU BEEZY
You: H.A.D. FOR MAYOR
Stranger: lol
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R

Sicc OG
Dec 7, 2005
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: SICCNESS.NET/VB RUNS THE INTERNET
Stranger: kk
You: H.A.D. FOR MAYOR
You: FREE X RAIDED
Stranger: OK
Stranger: SWEET
Stranger: redtube.com BLONDE GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS!
You: PROPS
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Oct 11, 2008
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www.nastynullities.com
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i hate niggers
You: And they hate you
Stranger: y?
You: cuz their all racist
You: against u
You: for reasons unknown or unjustified
Stranger: are you a nigger?
You: no i am not
Stranger: i hate niggers
You: y
Stranger: they're smelly
You: are u m or f
Stranger: f
You: oh is it cuz your afraid of big huge black cocks
You: did a huge black cock hurt you once?
You: tear your vaginal walls? make you cry?
You: if so, i am very sorry
You: did your mommy cheat on your dady with a black man
You: did he fuck the shit out of your mom so good, she left you and your family for him leaving you all alone with your drunken father who always had to much to drink
You: and he used to come into your room at night and fuck you, smack you and say "your moms a nigga lover" so you secretly built up a resentment for both your mother and all black people cuz your dady tainted your innocence when you were only 12?
You: cuz apparently that happens alot
You: its okay, incest is pretty common in the south, nothing to be ashamed of
You: lots of girls miss out on their first prom at a young age cuz they are bearing their father's child; no bigge!
Stranger: wow
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VanD

Sicc OG
Feb 8, 2004
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Stranger: I'm an 18-year-old guy living in the midwest in the United States. You can ask me any question and I will answer 100% truthfully. I don't want any specific kind of question really, any will do (yes, even sexual ones).
You: learn about human ass dog
You: then begin worshipping him
You: once human ass dog has become your savior i will allow you to live
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