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You: asl
You: is that boring?
You: sorry
Stranger: 17 m
You: Indidnt know what else to say
You: I'm 17 f
Stranger: iran
You: I also live in iran
Stranger: che chahri?
You: yes
Stranger: can you speak persian?
You: yes
You: can you?
Stranger: are
You: derka derak derka
Stranger: khob dar mored chi sohbat konim?
You: derka derka derka derkada derka
Stranger: derka?
Stranger: what is that?
You: derka derka derkadada daderakda
You: derka derka?
Stranger: yes
You: that's persian...
You: duh......
You: !
Stranger: chi?
You: derka
Stranger: yani chi?
You: derka derk derka derka derkadaderk derka derka derk
You: r u a terrorist?
Stranger: no
You: r u a muslim?
You: I COULD DROP A BOMB, I'D RATHER CRASH A PLANE MAN/ REST IN PEACE SADAAM CAUSE THAT WAS OUT MAIN MAN!
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You: asl
You: is that boring?
You: sorry
Stranger: 17 m
You: Indidnt know what else to say
You: I'm 17 f
Stranger: iran
You: I also live in iran
Stranger: che chahri?
You: yes
Stranger: can you speak persian?
You: yes
You: can you?
Stranger: are
You: derka derak derka
Stranger: khob dar mored chi sohbat konim?
You: derka derka derka derkada derka
Stranger: derka?
Stranger: what is that?
You: derka derka derkadada daderakda
You: derka derka?
Stranger: yes
You: that's persian...
You: duh......
You: !
Stranger: chi?
You: derka
Stranger: yani chi?
You: derka derk derka derka derkadaderk derka derka derk
You: r u a terrorist?
Stranger: no
You: r u a muslim?
You: I COULD DROP A BOMB, I'D RATHER CRASH A PLANE MAN/ REST IN PEACE SADAAM CAUSE THAT WAS OUT MAIN MAN!
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Stranger: hi i'm horny male with webcam looking for cybersex with a female
You: i like to lubricate some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.
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Stranger: hi i'm horny male with webcam looking for cybersex with a female
You: i like to lubricate some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you sexy girl
You: I can pretend to be
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you sexy girl
You: I can pretend to be
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You: i just farted
Stranger: That's great.
Stranger: I'll post this on GameFaqs.
You: I'll post this on siccness dot net
You: fuck yo coach nigga!
Stranger: RACIST
You: wtf?
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You: i just farted
Stranger: That's great.
Stranger: I'll post this on GameFaqs.
You: I'll post this on siccness dot net
You: fuck yo coach nigga!
Stranger: RACIST
You: wtf?
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Stranger: Aniki?
You: aquashiniki?
Stranger: lolwut?
You: cmc que?
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Stranger: Aniki?
You: aquashiniki?
Stranger: lolwut?
You: cmc que?
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You: Vete mucho a la verga, hijo de tu rebomba puta madre.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait
Stranger: maybe
You: Simon, loco. Mas te vale que estes de acuerdo, culero.
You: PInche gabacho culo de gallina desplumada.
Stranger: Don't be a dick
Stranger: Bahahhahahaa
You: Pareses camaron cosido cuando te pega el sol.
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You: Vete mucho a la verga, hijo de tu rebomba puta madre.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait
Stranger: maybe
You: Simon, loco. Mas te vale que estes de acuerdo, culero.
You: PInche gabacho culo de gallina desplumada.
Stranger: Don't be a dick
Stranger: Bahahhahahaa
You: Pareses camaron cosido cuando te pega el sol.
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You: are you human ass dog?
Stranger: What?
You: did i stutter?
Stranger: Yes
You: are you human ass dog?
Stranger: I am actually a fox.
You: oh for sure...
You: that's hyphy...
You: do you like birds?
Stranger: No.
You: i know this guy named cbrennan who loves birds a lot.
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Stranger: What?
You: did i stutter?
Stranger: Yes
You: are you human ass dog?
Stranger: I am actually a fox.
You: oh for sure...
You: that's hyphy...
You: do you like birds?
Stranger: No.
You: i know this guy named cbrennan who loves birds a lot.
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You: BILLY MAYS HERE!
Stranger: hi
You: HOW ARE YOU TODAY
Stranger: fine and you
You: BILLY MAYS IS GREAT!
You: BUY OXYCLEAN OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS
Stranger: i am your father
You: oh...dad? hows heaven?
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Lol, the "hows heaven?" line works!
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You: BILLY MAYS HERE!
Stranger: hi
You: HOW ARE YOU TODAY
Stranger: fine and you
You: BILLY MAYS IS GREAT!
You: BUY OXYCLEAN OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS
Stranger: i am your father
You: oh...dad? hows heaven?
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Lol, the "hows heaven?" line works!
Stranger: hii
You: yeeee
Stranger: mister or miss?
You: mister.
You: what about you?
Stranger: miss
Stranger: agee ?
You: i'm 23...
You: what about you?
Stranger: 17
You: for sure...
You: where are you from?
Stranger: yeah y wouldnt i b
Stranger: NY
Stranger: u?
You: california...
You: what did you expect, lol?
You: I AM FROM EAST 27TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: idkk
Stranger: awesomee
You: what about you?
You: what street are you from?
Stranger: 60
You: SIX OWE CRIP?!?!?!?!?!
You: are you turnt up?
Stranger: huh?
You: are you turnt up because you grew up in the sixties?
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You: yeeee
Stranger: mister or miss?
You: mister.
You: what about you?
Stranger: miss
Stranger: agee ?
You: i'm 23...
You: what about you?
Stranger: 17
You: for sure...
You: where are you from?
Stranger: yeah y wouldnt i b
Stranger: NY
Stranger: u?
You: california...
You: what did you expect, lol?
You: I AM FROM EAST 27TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: idkk
Stranger: awesomee
You: what about you?
You: what street are you from?
Stranger: 60
You: SIX OWE CRIP?!?!?!?!?!
You: are you turnt up?
Stranger: huh?
You: are you turnt up because you grew up in the sixties?
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Stranger: hey
You: Human Ass Dog will fuck your shit up
Stranger: pardon me.
You: Human Ass Dog will fuck your shit up, did i stutter vanilla face?
Stranger: r u a loser or just weird
You: Human Ass Dog doesn't take kindly to personal insults
Stranger: neither do i . im a chick and ur an ass hole
You: You will kneel before me, as well as sit, laydown and play dead, all for my amusement
Stranger: i like u
Stranger: ur cool
You: Human Ass Dog will lick his own asshole and you will be foreced to watch
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Im Human Ass Dog, You Stank Hoe!
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Stranger: hey
You: Human Ass Dog will fuck your shit up
Stranger: pardon me.
You: Human Ass Dog will fuck your shit up, did i stutter vanilla face?
Stranger: r u a loser or just weird
You: Human Ass Dog doesn't take kindly to personal insults
Stranger: neither do i . im a chick and ur an ass hole
You: You will kneel before me, as well as sit, laydown and play dead, all for my amusement
Stranger: i like u
Stranger: ur cool
You: Human Ass Dog will lick his own asshole and you will be foreced to watch
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Im Human Ass Dog, You Stank Hoe!
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Stranger: hey
You: WHAT'S UP
Stranger: NOT MUCH
Stranger: YOU
You: SO WHAT CITY AND STATE WE IN MAYNE?
Stranger: I HAVE NO IDEA
You: FA SHO PLAYA.
Stranger: Why up so late buddy?
You: WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD IS THIS CALLED?
Stranger: It's called
Stranger: far away land
You: WOULD YOU SAY FAR AWAY LAND IS A HOOD WHERE THEY BE MAKIN CHEESE, MAYNE?
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: Delicious cheese
You: FA SHO PLAYA
Stranger: Yep
You: SO THEY BE MAKIN THE BEST GOUDA HERE MAYNE?
Stranger: No
Stranger: That's switzerland
You: WHERE'S THE BEST MONTEREY JACK AT?
Stranger: Scottland
You: FA SHO MAYNE.
Stranger: Ya
You: SO WHAT'S THE MOST GRIMEYEST SHIT YOU DONE SEEN AROUND THESE PARTS?
You: WHAT TYPE OF GAY SHIT TO THE POLICES BE DOIN TO A NIGGA MAYNE?
Stranger: Nothing worth mentioning, really
You: DO THEY BE PUTTIN HEROIN ON A NIGGA?
Stranger: They don't really care if you are black or white
You: FA SHO.
Stranger: That's not legal
Stranger: Why caps though friend?
You: MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN MAYNE...
You: I BE DOIN THE HOMEWORK ON THE LAPTOP...
You: DID YOU THINK I WAS YELLIN?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I thought you were high
You: THAT TOO MAYNE.
You: JUST HAD A FAT BLUNT OF AFGHAN GOO AND BLUEBERRY PLAYA
Stranger: Mmmmm
Stranger: You better go slep though friend
You: HELL YEAH.
You: FA SHO PLAYA.
You: I GOTTA PUT YA WIFE TO SLEEP WITH THIS DICK FIRST THOUGH HOMIE
Stranger: I don't have a wife shawdy
Stranger: It's not legal here
You: THAT WAS MEAN MAYNE.
You: SO ARE YOU IN DEEP EAST UTAH?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I'm far away
You: FOR SURE PLAYA
Stranger: Oh proper grammar
You: LET THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT CITY AND STATE WE IN AGAIN HOMIE...
Stranger: where are we homie
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You: WHAT'S UP
Stranger: NOT MUCH
Stranger: YOU
You: SO WHAT CITY AND STATE WE IN MAYNE?
Stranger: I HAVE NO IDEA
You: FA SHO PLAYA.
Stranger: Why up so late buddy?
You: WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD IS THIS CALLED?
Stranger: It's called
Stranger: far away land
You: WOULD YOU SAY FAR AWAY LAND IS A HOOD WHERE THEY BE MAKIN CHEESE, MAYNE?
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: Delicious cheese
You: FA SHO PLAYA
Stranger: Yep
You: SO THEY BE MAKIN THE BEST GOUDA HERE MAYNE?
Stranger: No
Stranger: That's switzerland
You: WHERE'S THE BEST MONTEREY JACK AT?
Stranger: Scottland
You: FA SHO MAYNE.
Stranger: Ya
You: SO WHAT'S THE MOST GRIMEYEST SHIT YOU DONE SEEN AROUND THESE PARTS?
You: WHAT TYPE OF GAY SHIT TO THE POLICES BE DOIN TO A NIGGA MAYNE?
Stranger: Nothing worth mentioning, really
You: DO THEY BE PUTTIN HEROIN ON A NIGGA?
Stranger: They don't really care if you are black or white
You: FA SHO.
Stranger: That's not legal
Stranger: Why caps though friend?
You: MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN MAYNE...
You: I BE DOIN THE HOMEWORK ON THE LAPTOP...
You: DID YOU THINK I WAS YELLIN?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I thought you were high
You: THAT TOO MAYNE.
You: JUST HAD A FAT BLUNT OF AFGHAN GOO AND BLUEBERRY PLAYA
Stranger: Mmmmm
Stranger: You better go slep though friend
You: HELL YEAH.
You: FA SHO PLAYA.
You: I GOTTA PUT YA WIFE TO SLEEP WITH THIS DICK FIRST THOUGH HOMIE
Stranger: I don't have a wife shawdy
Stranger: It's not legal here
You: THAT WAS MEAN MAYNE.
You: SO ARE YOU IN DEEP EAST UTAH?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I'm far away
You: FOR SURE PLAYA
Stranger: Oh proper grammar
You: LET THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT CITY AND STATE WE IN AGAIN HOMIE...
Stranger: where are we homie
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You: wat this fuck iz dis??
Stranger: sorry?
You: i said, what the fuck iz dis, u def wonam??
Stranger: dont say fu*k!
You: i asked for a chicken samich with mayo-nayze, and u put fuckin mircle whip on it? What the fuck iz wrong wit u bitch? Am i haveta give ya the backhand again woman?
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You: wat this fuck iz dis??
Stranger: sorry?
You: i said, what the fuck iz dis, u def wonam??
Stranger: dont say fu*k!
You: i asked for a chicken samich with mayo-nayze, and u put fuckin mircle whip on it? What the fuck iz wrong wit u bitch? Am i haveta give ya the backhand again woman?
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Stranger: hey, i'm from DPRK
You: NIGGA THIS IS WEST SIDE...
You: MUTHAFUCCIN
You: ROLLIN BACC
You: GODDAMN PRICES
You: WAL-MART
You: GANGSTA MUTHAFUCCIN CRIP CUZZ
You: AND YOU WANNA CLAIM BKITCH ASS DPRK?
You: FUCC THAT BKULLSHIT CUZZ...
You: AND YO MOMMA TOO, CUZZ.
You: ON CRIP.
You: FUCK A DPRK.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: STOCCTON, CALIFORNIA MUTHAFUCCA...
You: WHERE YOU FROM, BKITCHWORLD?
Stranger: i'm from pyongyang, north korea
You: WHAT'S CRACCIN OVER THERE?
You: BKESIDES YO FOREHEAD?
You: ARE THEY PLANNING KIM JONG IL
You: 'S FUNERAL ALREADY?
Stranger: i love kim jong il
You: DID YOU SUCC HIS DICC?
Stranger: nope, but i wanna
You: FA SHO CUZZ...
You: NOW GET THE FUCC OUT AND DO THAT.
Stranger: okay
You: BKYE
Stranger: how old are you?
You: OLD ENOUGH TO FUCC YO MOMMA, CUZZ.
Stranger: my mom has passed away
You: OKAY MY FAULT CUZZ...
You: I'MA POUR OUT SOME OLDE ENGLISH FOR HER CUZZ...
You: I'M OLD ENOUGH TO FUCK YO WIFE CUZZ...
Stranger: i'm a woman
You: DO YOU GOT PICTURES OF YOUR TITTIES?
Stranger: i don't have
You: TAKE SOME PICS RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: what for?
You: THE FUCC YOU MEAN?
You: SO I CAN SEE THEM...
Stranger: just kim jong il who can see mine
You: FUCC HIM HE'S GONNA DIE SOON ANYWAY...
Stranger: now?
You: YEAH...
Stranger: ever been here?
You: TWO YEARS AGO CUZZ...
Stranger: and what do you think about DPRK?
You: I DON'T CARE...
Stranger: ever met kim jong il?
You: YES, HAVE YOU MET HUMAN ASS DOG?
Stranger: nope
You: OKAY
You: HE'S THE NEXT LEADER OF DPRK...
You: SO GET USED TO IT CUZZ...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i love you
You: FUCC YOU
Stranger: why?
Stranger: may i disconnect this conversation?
You: YOU CAN SUCC A DICC...
Stranger: bye
You: FUCC YOU...
You: ARE U A HOT NURSE?
Stranger: maybe
You: OK
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You: NIGGA THIS IS WEST SIDE...
You: MUTHAFUCCIN
You: ROLLIN BACC
You: GODDAMN PRICES
You: WAL-MART
You: GANGSTA MUTHAFUCCIN CRIP CUZZ
You: AND YOU WANNA CLAIM BKITCH ASS DPRK?
You: FUCC THAT BKULLSHIT CUZZ...
You: AND YO MOMMA TOO, CUZZ.
You: ON CRIP.
You: FUCK A DPRK.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: STOCCTON, CALIFORNIA MUTHAFUCCA...
You: WHERE YOU FROM, BKITCHWORLD?
Stranger: i'm from pyongyang, north korea
You: WHAT'S CRACCIN OVER THERE?
You: BKESIDES YO FOREHEAD?
You: ARE THEY PLANNING KIM JONG IL
You: 'S FUNERAL ALREADY?
Stranger: i love kim jong il
You: DID YOU SUCC HIS DICC?
Stranger: nope, but i wanna
You: FA SHO CUZZ...
You: NOW GET THE FUCC OUT AND DO THAT.
Stranger: okay
You: BKYE
Stranger: how old are you?
You: OLD ENOUGH TO FUCC YO MOMMA, CUZZ.
Stranger: my mom has passed away
You: OKAY MY FAULT CUZZ...
You: I'MA POUR OUT SOME OLDE ENGLISH FOR HER CUZZ...
You: I'M OLD ENOUGH TO FUCK YO WIFE CUZZ...
Stranger: i'm a woman
You: DO YOU GOT PICTURES OF YOUR TITTIES?
Stranger: i don't have
You: TAKE SOME PICS RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: what for?
You: THE FUCC YOU MEAN?
You: SO I CAN SEE THEM...
Stranger: just kim jong il who can see mine
You: FUCC HIM HE'S GONNA DIE SOON ANYWAY...
Stranger: now?
You: YEAH...
Stranger: ever been here?
You: TWO YEARS AGO CUZZ...
Stranger: and what do you think about DPRK?
You: I DON'T CARE...
Stranger: ever met kim jong il?
You: YES, HAVE YOU MET HUMAN ASS DOG?
Stranger: nope
You: OKAY
You: HE'S THE NEXT LEADER OF DPRK...
You: SO GET USED TO IT CUZZ...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i love you
You: FUCC YOU
Stranger: why?
Stranger: may i disconnect this conversation?
You: YOU CAN SUCC A DICC...
Stranger: bye
You: FUCC YOU...
You: ARE U A HOT NURSE?
Stranger: maybe
You: OK
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damn i been missing out. this is some good shit. LMAO @ are you a hot nurse ^^^
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Stranger: hi
You: wot
Stranger: hii
You: high
Stranger: where are you from?
You: my mom
Stranger: so where is your mom come?
You: wot
Stranger: what ever
Stranger: r u ok?
You: yea man im coo wot bout u
Stranger: i am cool too
Stranger: how old r u
You: you've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
Stranger:
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like ?
Stranger: no
You: how do u kno
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i guess just
You: well are you a hot nurse or wot?
You: answer me damn it
You: lol
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Stranger: hi
You: wot
Stranger: hii
You: high
Stranger: where are you from?
You: my mom
Stranger: so where is your mom come?
You: wot
Stranger: what ever
Stranger: r u ok?
You: yea man im coo wot bout u
Stranger: i am cool too
Stranger: how old r u
You: you've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
Stranger:
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like ?
Stranger: no
You: how do u kno
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i guess just
You: well are you a hot nurse or wot?
You: answer me damn it
You: lol
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Stranger: ahoy, matey
You: THE FUCK IS THIS? SUM GAY ASS SPONEBOB SHIT
Stranger: YOU GOT THE CRUISE CONTROL OF COOL
Stranger: NOW IVE GOT IT TOO
Stranger: HEY ASSCRACK WHYRE YOU QUIET
You: IM BUSY PEELING MY SUNBURN
Stranger: COOL
Stranger: YOU GONNA SAVE THE PEELS?
Stranger: TRY SMOKING THEM IN A BONG
You: SHIT
Stranger: I HEARD IT DOES MAGIC
You: THATS BOMB IDEA
You: ID SMOKE DOWN WITH HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: DOG WITH A HUMAN ASS?
Stranger: ITS A DOG
Stranger: DOGS DONT SMOKE
You: NO A DOG THAT IS HUMAN
Stranger: HALF MAN HALF DOG HALF AMAZING
You: NAW MAN, NOT HALF HUMAN OR DOG, A DOG THAT IS HUMAN, YOU CUNT MUSCLE
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: I THOUGHT THE SUNBURN PEEL SMOKING WAS A URBAN LEGEND
Stranger: OBVIOUSLY IT WORKS LIKE HELL
You: CHECK YOUSELF, HAD IS REAL
You: http://www.myspace.com/humanassdog
You: BOW THE FUCK DOWN
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS
You: ITS HUMAN ASS DOG MAYNE
Stranger: COOLDOG ALL OVER THE PLACE
You: NAW MAYNE, ITS HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: DO YOU THINK HE GETS SUM?
You: GETCHA SHIT STR8
Stranger: HE USED TO BE COOLDOG
You: H.A.D. IS A PIMP
Stranger: NOW HES PIMP
Stranger: HOW COOL IS THAT
You: HUMAN ASS DOG THREW OUT COOLDOG, CUZ THAT NAME WAS MAD WACK
You: HES A STR8 UP G NOW
You: NOT 2 BE FUCKED WIT
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: HE FUCKEN RUNS THE STREETS
You: UP N DOWN HE PIMPS DEM HOES, SLANGS THAT YAY
Stranger: HAD IS EVERYDAY HUSTLIN
You: H.A.D. IS THE DEFININTION OF HUSTLIN
Stranger: TRUE TRUE
Stranger: COOLDOG IS HUMAN ASS DOGS TWIN
Stranger: I WAS WONDERING WHY THEY LOOK THE SAME
You: FUCK THAT. HUMAN ASS DOG AINT NOBODY'S TWIN HE ALL ORIGINAL, ANY ONE ELSE IS A BITTER OF H.A.D.'S STYLE SON
Stranger: I HOPE HUMAN ASS DOG AINT LIKE THAT BOY RICK ROSS
You: HUMAN ASS DOG EATS FUCKS LIKE RICK ROSS 4 BREAKFAST MAYNE
Stranger: BT HE AINT BOSS OF ALL BOSSES
You: HUMAN DOG IS DA BOSS OF ALL BOSSES OF ALL BOSSES
Stranger: NO I DONT THINK SO
You: U DARE ASK HIM YOURSELF
Stranger: SURE I GOT MY SHIT TIGHT
Stranger: HUMAN ASS DOG ARE YOU THE BOSS OF ALL BOSSES OF ALL BOSSES OR NOT
You: HAD WOULD SAY YEA
You: HE GETS IT IN
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: IS HE SOMEHOW RELATED TO SNOOP DOGGY DOGG
You: DEY KICK IT, BUT HAD FOLLOWS THE GOLDEN GANGSTA RULE #1 DONT TRUST NODOBY CUZZ
Stranger: IM SURE HUMAN ASS DOG DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS HE HAS ONLY ASSOCIATES
Stranger: CUZ HE TRUST NOBODY
You: DATS RIGHT, NOW U GETTIN IT
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: DO YOU THINK I COULD HANG OUT SOMETIME WITH HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: AND MAYBE BUST A CAP AND SLAP A HOE
Stranger: I AM WHITE BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER YO
Stranger: HEY IT ALMOST RHYMES ACCIDENTALLY
You: HAD KIX IT WITH DA REAL N U SIR ISNT REAL HAD WILL SNUFF YO ASS
Stranger: HOW CAN I GET REAL
Stranger: MY STREETCRED IS ON ALL TIME LOW
You: HELL FUCK YO BITH N MAKE U WATHC
You: DOGGYSTYLE
Stranger: YEAH ILL PROVIDE SOME POONTANG CAN I SIT NEXT TO HIM AND WATCH OR WHATS THE DEAL
You: U WATCH. YOU DO NOT SPEAK, YOU DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT, YOU DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HAD AND HE WILL BONE YA BITCH SIDEWAYZ
Stranger: YA THEN WE CAN HIT A CLUB AND MAYBE I CAN GET SOME PUSSY TOO RIGHT
You: NO HAD GETS ALL THE POON
You: NOOB
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: SON YA KNOW IM HAD NOW DONT YA?
You: AW MY GAWD
You: H...A....D.....
Stranger: CUZ IM HAD I CAN TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE
You: I FINALLY FOUND YA
Stranger: IM HAD YOURE STD
You: STD?
Stranger: SMALL TESTICLE DOG
You: NIGGA PLZ
Stranger: YOU KNOWZ IT, DONT BE FRONTIN OR ILL PIMP SMAK YO ASS
You: H.A.D...U SO HOOD
Stranger: DAMN RIGHT, NOW SHUT UP AND WATCH ME BONE YO HO
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You: THE FUCK IS THIS? SUM GAY ASS SPONEBOB SHIT
Stranger: YOU GOT THE CRUISE CONTROL OF COOL
Stranger: NOW IVE GOT IT TOO
Stranger: HEY ASSCRACK WHYRE YOU QUIET
You: IM BUSY PEELING MY SUNBURN
Stranger: COOL
Stranger: YOU GONNA SAVE THE PEELS?
Stranger: TRY SMOKING THEM IN A BONG
You: SHIT
Stranger: I HEARD IT DOES MAGIC
You: THATS BOMB IDEA
You: ID SMOKE DOWN WITH HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: DOG WITH A HUMAN ASS?
Stranger: ITS A DOG
Stranger: DOGS DONT SMOKE
You: NO A DOG THAT IS HUMAN
Stranger: HALF MAN HALF DOG HALF AMAZING
You: NAW MAN, NOT HALF HUMAN OR DOG, A DOG THAT IS HUMAN, YOU CUNT MUSCLE
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: I THOUGHT THE SUNBURN PEEL SMOKING WAS A URBAN LEGEND
Stranger: OBVIOUSLY IT WORKS LIKE HELL
You: CHECK YOUSELF, HAD IS REAL
You: http://www.myspace.com/humanassdog
You: BOW THE FUCK DOWN
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS
You: ITS HUMAN ASS DOG MAYNE
Stranger: COOLDOG ALL OVER THE PLACE
You: NAW MAYNE, ITS HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: DO YOU THINK HE GETS SUM?
You: GETCHA SHIT STR8
Stranger: HE USED TO BE COOLDOG
You: H.A.D. IS A PIMP
Stranger: NOW HES PIMP
Stranger: HOW COOL IS THAT
You: HUMAN ASS DOG THREW OUT COOLDOG, CUZ THAT NAME WAS MAD WACK
You: HES A STR8 UP G NOW
You: NOT 2 BE FUCKED WIT
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: HE FUCKEN RUNS THE STREETS
You: UP N DOWN HE PIMPS DEM HOES, SLANGS THAT YAY
Stranger: HAD IS EVERYDAY HUSTLIN
You: H.A.D. IS THE DEFININTION OF HUSTLIN
Stranger: TRUE TRUE
Stranger: COOLDOG IS HUMAN ASS DOGS TWIN
Stranger: I WAS WONDERING WHY THEY LOOK THE SAME
You: FUCK THAT. HUMAN ASS DOG AINT NOBODY'S TWIN HE ALL ORIGINAL, ANY ONE ELSE IS A BITTER OF H.A.D.'S STYLE SON
Stranger: I HOPE HUMAN ASS DOG AINT LIKE THAT BOY RICK ROSS
You: HUMAN ASS DOG EATS FUCKS LIKE RICK ROSS 4 BREAKFAST MAYNE
Stranger: BT HE AINT BOSS OF ALL BOSSES
You: HUMAN DOG IS DA BOSS OF ALL BOSSES OF ALL BOSSES
Stranger: NO I DONT THINK SO
You: U DARE ASK HIM YOURSELF
Stranger: SURE I GOT MY SHIT TIGHT
Stranger: HUMAN ASS DOG ARE YOU THE BOSS OF ALL BOSSES OF ALL BOSSES OR NOT
You: HAD WOULD SAY YEA
You: HE GETS IT IN
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: IS HE SOMEHOW RELATED TO SNOOP DOGGY DOGG
You: DEY KICK IT, BUT HAD FOLLOWS THE GOLDEN GANGSTA RULE #1 DONT TRUST NODOBY CUZZ
Stranger: IM SURE HUMAN ASS DOG DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS HE HAS ONLY ASSOCIATES
Stranger: CUZ HE TRUST NOBODY
You: DATS RIGHT, NOW U GETTIN IT
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: DO YOU THINK I COULD HANG OUT SOMETIME WITH HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: AND MAYBE BUST A CAP AND SLAP A HOE
Stranger: I AM WHITE BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER YO
Stranger: HEY IT ALMOST RHYMES ACCIDENTALLY
You: HAD KIX IT WITH DA REAL N U SIR ISNT REAL HAD WILL SNUFF YO ASS
Stranger: HOW CAN I GET REAL
Stranger: MY STREETCRED IS ON ALL TIME LOW
You: HELL FUCK YO BITH N MAKE U WATHC
You: DOGGYSTYLE
Stranger: YEAH ILL PROVIDE SOME POONTANG CAN I SIT NEXT TO HIM AND WATCH OR WHATS THE DEAL
You: U WATCH. YOU DO NOT SPEAK, YOU DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT, YOU DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HAD AND HE WILL BONE YA BITCH SIDEWAYZ
Stranger: YA THEN WE CAN HIT A CLUB AND MAYBE I CAN GET SOME PUSSY TOO RIGHT
You: NO HAD GETS ALL THE POON
You: NOOB
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: SON YA KNOW IM HAD NOW DONT YA?
You: AW MY GAWD
You: H...A....D.....
Stranger: CUZ IM HAD I CAN TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE
You: I FINALLY FOUND YA
Stranger: IM HAD YOURE STD
You: STD?
Stranger: SMALL TESTICLE DOG
You: NIGGA PLZ
Stranger: YOU KNOWZ IT, DONT BE FRONTIN OR ILL PIMP SMAK YO ASS
You: H.A.D...U SO HOOD
Stranger: DAMN RIGHT, NOW SHUT UP AND WATCH ME BONE YO HO
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