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Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
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Stranger: hm
You: good for you
You: I bet you were like "YEAAH!!" like lenny kravitz on 'get away'
You: youre a douche for having an ASCII of a gay man
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Stranger: hoi
You: what's shakin, taylor
Stranger: whats upp
You: not a damn thing. eatin oranges.
Stranger: yummyyyy
You: tell me about it...whats up with you? male? female?
Stranger: female not so muchh, im bored, thats why im here
You: yep. me too. work.....borrrrriiiing.
Stranger: what kinda work?
You: nothing interesting...
You: How about you, do you work?
Stranger: no im at school right now
You: ahhh...high school? college?
Stranger: yea high school
You: gotta go chris hansens callin'

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Apr 23, 2006
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LMAO I GOT A GOOD ONE

i need to find a better stranger to use it on though

Stranger: Hey stranger!
You: wassup mayne
You: where you stay at homie?
Stranger: NYC, baby!
You: would you say thats a hood where ppl be gettin money at?
Stranger: ppl don't be gettin money nowhere right now
You: i feel that pimpin
You: whats the grimiest shit you done seen livin out there mayne?
Stranger: sex parties
You: you aint never seen no one get there wig pushed back
Stranger: a fat chick getting fisted was pretty damn hard to erase out of your memory
You: damn blood
You: thats deep
You: well this concludes my interview for NET 2 NET COMIN TO A ISP NEAR YOU!!!!!
Stranger: Haha yep...it was pretty deep ;)
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Jun 24, 2005
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www.MYSPACE.COM
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: Do you believe in love of God? o_O
You: I believe in Human Ass Dog!
Stranger: omg =O
You: HAD>God
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HAD runs this shit
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Stranger: yo
You: I got proof husalah snitched
Stranger: wtf.
You: I got paperwork homie
You: this is real check da you tube
Stranger: great.
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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
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Stranger: hiii
You: hi!
You: how are u?
Stranger: thx im fine
Stranger: and u?
You: please fogive my english not my 1st langage
You: good two
You: thank you four askng
Stranger: where are you from?
You: a tini island off of the coast of new zeland
Stranger: im from poland
You: nice
You: im from the island of pussu
You: small island bout 2000 peopel
You: its boring here
Stranger: whats the weather there now?
You: nothing but pussu related things all the time u know
You: wet, very very wet right now
Stranger: dont worry im bored here too
You: its like wake up in the morning, pussu
You: go to school pussu
You: everywhere I look pussu pussu pussu
You: do you feel like that sometime
Stranger: and what does that pussu mean?
You: its a type of fish
You: stinky pussu fish
You: but everything here say pussu on it
You: i cant look anywhere without seein pussu
Stranger: how old are u?
You: pussu on the mailbox, pussu on billboards
You: i am 22
You: u?
Stranger: 18/m
You: cool
You: im surprised you never heard of the island of pussy
You: opps
You: pussu
You: common mistake lol
You: forgive me english
You: do you like football?
You: we just started a team called the pussu pounders
You: because we pound the football down the field
Stranger: i never heard about pussu but about pussy...very often :)
You: yes, pussy is vary common insult for people from the island of pussu
You: i try not to say it much
Stranger: oh, sorry
You: it okay
You: but if you come to pussu there is pussy every where, lots of tourist
You: if you ever come i can be your pussu tour guide
You: take you to all the tight pussu spots
You: big nite life here
Stranger: dude its like same here
You: that is awsoem
You: you should visit pussu sometime then
You: it gets very hot here often though, wet climate, very humid and sticky
Stranger: maybe we will see what life will bring
You: so lots of time spent in the great pussu lake
You: awesome like is pussu lake
You: very big and deep
You: 100s go in at same time
Stranger: ow.. i like cuiet places where i can go alone
You: oh there is also a river that flows through pussu
You: but for some reason the water is yellowish
You: they say it not harmful though
You: but pussu govermant known to lye hahaha
You: they call it golden shower river because it yellow and sparkle like gold
You: well I have to go..i am late for my study on pussu politcs at school
Stranger: omg...soo i go take my bag and im going straight to u
You: have good nite and think of pussu in your sleep
Stranger: thanks good luck with your studies
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Fila

www.sactownradio.com
Apr 25, 2002
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www.sactownradio.com
lol

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You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: who's there?
You: HUMAN ASS DOG
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tweeze

East 27 mack e$O...
Jun 8, 2005
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oaKlanD u.S.spray
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Stranger: * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g g
o / \ \ / \ o
a| | \ | | a
t| `. | | : t
s` | | \| | s
e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e
x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x
* \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *
g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g
o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o
a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t
s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s
e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e
x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
* | \ \____) `---- --' | *
g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g
o | / | | \ | o
a | | / \ \ | a
t | / / | | \ |t
s | / / \__/\___/ | |s
e | / | | | |e
x | | | | | |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

Stranger: hm
You: good for you
You: I bet you were like "YEAAH!!" like lenny kravitz on 'get away'
You: youre a douche for having an ASCII of a gay man
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Stranger: hoi
You: what's shakin, taylor
Stranger: whats upp
You: not a damn thing. eatin oranges.
Stranger: yummyyyy
You: tell me about it...whats up with you? male? female?
Stranger: female not so muchh, im bored, thats why im here
You: yep. me too. work.....borrrrriiiing.
Stranger: what kinda work?
You: nothing interesting...
You: How about you, do you work?
Stranger: no im at school right now
You: ahhh...high school? college?
Stranger: yea high school
You: gotta go chris hansens callin'

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haha that doom track in ya sig is smackin
 

martin_07n

Tachas y Perico
Feb 20, 2006
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Tacos Sinaloa
www.siccness.net
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Stranger: the apocalypse is near
You: Buy my rims/
Stranger: are you ready?
Stranger: how much?
Stranger: do you take credit?
You: buy my rims nigga
Stranger: will you finance me?
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or send us feedback.
 
Jan 18, 2008
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Rip City
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Stranger: y helo thar
You: are you drunk?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why
You: why?
Stranger: are you
You: maybe
Stranger: are you a girl
You: fuck no you faggot
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: I'm not a faggot
You: yea you are
You: talkin to a guy
You: like that
Stranger: then you'd be one
Stranger: too
Stranger: silly
Stranger: SILLY YOU
Stranger: because I'm a guy
You: silly = faggot
Stranger: aww
Stranger: you're so cute and cuddly
Stranger: when yo'ure angry
You: i'll fuck start your head
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: you love manhandling me don't you
Stranger: you aggresive
Stranger: naughty boy
You: now your taking the faggot role
Stranger: well, technically, you don't know if I'm a guy or a girl
Stranger: or a girl who posed as a guy initially
Stranger: or a guy posing as a girl now
You: this is siccness.net bitch
Stranger: or a tranny
You: chree?
You: tranny?
You: this is chree?
Stranger: what is chree
You: a tranny
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well, that's for you to find out
Stranger: and for me to know
You: thats fucking gay
Stranger: you're fucking gay(s)
Stranger: get it
Stranger: you're fucking gay people
You: will you disconnect so i can paste this on the siccness
Stranger: what is the siccness
Stranger: if you're going to post convo's from omegle, atleast make sure they're worthy of posting
You: please disconnest
Stranger: you are horrible at trolling
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lol
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
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Stranger: hi
You: Pussy
Stranger: what?
You: Pussy
Stranger: okay?
You: Pussy
Stranger: is that all you say?
You: Pussy
Stranger: i dont get it.
You: And you never will.
Stranger: fucking asshole!
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Jun 23, 2008
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Gold Coast, Australia
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Stranger: hi
You: Pussu
Stranger: what?
You: Pussu
Stranger: okay?
You: Pussu
Stranger: is that all you say?
You: Pussu
Stranger: i dont get it.
You: And you never will.
Stranger: fucking asshole!
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Fixed
 
Dec 19, 2005
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You: my name is hector
Stranger: save the cheerleader save the world
You: do you like grapes?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i love grapes
Stranger: do you like ripe mangoes?
You: no but i like pussu
Stranger: pussu?
Stranger: what's a pussu?
You: SICCNESS.NET YOU VIRGIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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