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You: slanguage

Stranger: HMM

You: slurrpin os sizzzurp

Stranger: ?

Stranger: dude I love crack

You: shmooshy babba bay ay ayy

You: wet wet

Stranger: ebaums ftw

You: twak twak

You: smoke meth

Stranger: gb2 /b/!

Stranger: FUCK

You: ○H4Ö

Stranger: this is the 4th newfag today

You: http://rapidshare.com/files/50244929/cr16bh.rar

Stranger: http://omegle.com/

You: collin raye is an excellent country music singer

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Meta4iCAL

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Feb 21, 2005
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I got rick rolled

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You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
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You: aww man!
You: I got rick rolld!
You: that sucks!
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Meta4iCAL

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Feb 21, 2005
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this guy says HAD was in the first mighty ducks... lol

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Stranger: smoke weed everyday
You: hi
You: no way
Stranger: why?
You: smoke crank everyday
You: ya diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
Stranger: niiiiiice
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: haha, ur intense bro
You: hell fuckin yeah yes man
Stranger: I'm high/drunk as fuck
Stranger: u?
You: im cranked out man!
You: fuckin on one!
Stranger: nooooiiiiiice
You: yeeah
Stranger: you're the man!
You: u know had?
You: HAD?
Stranger: HAD?
Stranger: i kno weed
You: http://www.myspace.com/humanassdog
Stranger: all day
You: check him out man
You: he's a a human ass dog
You: reppin siccness.net
Stranger: that sounds trippy
You: nah man
You: look at it
Stranger: ok i will
You: spread the word
Stranger: duuuuuude
You: u check it out?
Stranger: that is one human ass dog
You: fuck yeah!
You: tell everyone u know about HAD
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: he was in the first mighty ducks
Stranger: i didn't even realize
Stranger: shit
You: HAD is everywhere man
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martin_07n

Tachas y Perico
Feb 20, 2006
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Tacos Sinaloa
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Stranger: hey
You: aye, bitch!
Stranger: whats up?
Stranger: hola!
You: yada dada so fly
Stranger: alright
Stranger: trying to find some value in this site
You: Now I ride like a g on hennsey
Stranger: in chatting with eminem..rock \m/
You: One, two, three, four, five tre five just phat playas make the party mo' live
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they cant fuck with sugawolf
 

Meta4iCAL

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You: http://www.myspace.com/humanassdog
Stranger: hey gansta
You: hey
You: http://www.myspace.com/humanassdog
Stranger: male
Stranger: ?
Stranger: f
You: what r u?
Stranger: male
You: im a dog
Stranger: ur m 2
You: a human ass dog
Stranger: nice
You: I know
Stranger: STOP SNITCHIN TRICK
You: I never snitch
Stranger: bs snitcher
You: I'm from the siccness.net we dont internet bang
Stranger: u do internet gang bangs
You: only on your girl
You: u wanna watch?
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: im not homo like you
You: im not homo
You: i just had sex with your girlfriend
Stranger: shes right her with me loser
You: she sucks a mean one man
You: tell her to call me
Stranger: shes sucking mine right now
You: she knows the number
Stranger: lol
Stranger: homo
You: dont kiss her bro
Stranger: i fucked your mom in her asswhole
You: she swallowed it earlier
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martin_07n

Tachas y Perico
Feb 20, 2006
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Stranger: hi!!!
You: aye, yo.
Stranger: mmkay
You: baby gurl here i go
Stranger: hmm?
You: aye, yo. check this out.
You: aye, bitch. check me out!
You: now let me holla at you girl
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aye bitch
 

Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin?
Stranger: good
Stranger: how r u
You: I'm great
You: a/s/l if you dont mind me askin
Stranger: 22 m mass
Stranger: u
You: 101/m/well I'm kind of everywhere
You: you see... I'm a dog... but I'm also like a spiritual being
You: a lot of people worship me, ya know...
You: my name is HAD (Human Ass Dog)
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You: hey
Stranger: brasileiro pelamor
Stranger: hi
You: http://www.myspace.com/humanassdog
Stranger: is your band?
You: no that's my lord and savior
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martin_07n

Tachas y Perico
Feb 20, 2006
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Tacos Sinaloa
www.siccness.net
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Stranger: Huh huh huh
You: baby can you dig holla back if you wid it
You: ya bitch aye yo
Stranger: I'm sorry...
Stranger: I don't speak "gangsta"
Stranger: I can speak metal/stoner though.
Stranger: ;D
You: Aye man, stop. Hold the fuck on.
Stranger: ?
You: Do you got some weed?
You: Do you got some heem?
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: Some pills, some bitches?
Stranger: xD
You: Man, I don't even want to be around you. Man nigga, you don't got no weed, no heem, no pills. Man you dont got no biiiiiiittttttttttcheeeeeeesss.
Stranger: I'm a chick..
Stranger: D:
You: You're just a chick.
Stranger: You bore me.
Stranger: D:
You: There is a song for you.
Stranger: Yeah..
Stranger: Goodnight
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Apr 25, 2002
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi how ya doin?
Stranger: im sick
You: My name is Dre Dog
Stranger: :(
You: You give me your number I'll give you a call
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 952-937-9788
You: My hair looks proper as it blows in the wind
Stranger: call me
You: She said I can't have her number cause i fucked her best friend
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martin_07n

Tachas y Perico
Feb 20, 2006
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: yi
Stranger: its from a denver radio station
You: it goes like this my name is short
Stranger: wierd my name is tall
You: Oakland California thats where im from
Stranger: we must have a lot in common
You: you and that bitch playing too short rhymes
Stranger: snoop?
Stranger: is that you?dre?
Stranger: old school
You: bitch!
Stranger: vanilla ice?
Stranger: i loved you on that reality show where you flipped out
You: i play young bitches like its a sport
Stranger: i once won a silver medal in that same sport
Stranger: gold medal went to michael phelps
Stranger: that gives him like 20 i think
You: you can call me too dont say it twice. youll get me real mad and ill fuck your wife
Stranger: i thought everyone from california was gay, and you sound like a guy so that is not possible
You: cold ass hell this town im from. wont last too long when u faking the funk.
Stranger: oh so you are from funky town not oakland. why didnt you just say
You: you worse then a fag or a frisco dyke
Stranger: like a vandal and i flo
Stranger: wanna roll so hard all of the time
You: hahahaha
Stranger: gotta love google
Stranger: you pretty much just rick rolled me too short style
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Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi how ya doin?
Stranger: im sick
You: My name is Dre Dog
Stranger: :(
You: You give me your number I'll give you a call
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 952-937-9788
You: My hair looks proper as it blows in the wind
Stranger: call me
You: She said I can't have her number cause i fucked her best friend
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at first I thought there area code was 925... I was like ohhh shit... TBIB!!!

then I saw it was 952:mad:
 
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Stranger: hello
You: BIG BALLIN NIGGA
Stranger: you and where?
You: TEXAS MUTHAFUCKA
Stranger: you can speak what languages?
You: WOODGRAIN GRIPPIN, CANDY PAINT DRIPPIN, WE BOSS HOGGIN
Stranger: you are on site?
You: THIS ROLLIN 187 CAPS LOCC CRIP GANG FOO
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lol cant let this topic die