Talk with total strangers online.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: who are you??!?!?!
Stranger: it's me, son
Stranger: your father
Stranger: i came back
You: WHY DID U LEAVE ME IN THE BATHROOM OF DAIRY QUEEN
Stranger: i've missed you so much
You: 12 YEARS AGO
Stranger: i had to
Stranger: I HAD TO
Stranger: i owed some money to some people
Stranger: they threatened to kill you
You: MOM STARTED SMOKIN ROCK AND NOW SHE OWES BIG TWEEZE $1200
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: what have i done?
You: YOU CREATED A MONSTER I'M OVER HERE RIC FLAIR SLAPPIN FOOLS IN THE CHEST
Stranger: i promise i'll make everything better again
Stranger: once i get rid of my meth habit
You: YOU BETTER PAY PAL ME $1200 SO BIG TWEEZE AND THE E.27th CREW DOESNT FIRE BOMB OUR HOUSE
Stranger: ok, what's your paypal
You: I DONT KNOW I AINT STARTED ONE YET
You: I'M OVER HERE DOIN THE RICKY BOBBY
Stranger: well do you still live at the old house?
Stranger: i can stop by
You: I GOT TWO DIFFERENT SHOES ON DAD
Stranger: GODDAMNIT WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MATCHING SHOES
Stranger: I SWEAR TO CHRIST I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS
You: FUCK YOU DAD IM ALL GROWN NOW ILL SCRAPE YOU
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF
You: IM ABOUT TO GO ULTIMATE WARRIOR ON THAT ASS POP
Stranger: KA
Stranger: ME
Stranger: HA
Stranger: ME
You: I"M ABOUT TO RON ARTEST YOUR ASS
Stranger: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: who are you??!?!?!
Stranger: it's me, son
Stranger: your father
Stranger: i came back
You: WHY DID U LEAVE ME IN THE BATHROOM OF DAIRY QUEEN
Stranger: i've missed you so much
You: 12 YEARS AGO
Stranger: i had to
Stranger: I HAD TO
Stranger: i owed some money to some people
Stranger: they threatened to kill you
You: MOM STARTED SMOKIN ROCK AND NOW SHE OWES BIG TWEEZE $1200
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: what have i done?
You: YOU CREATED A MONSTER I'M OVER HERE RIC FLAIR SLAPPIN FOOLS IN THE CHEST
Stranger: i promise i'll make everything better again
Stranger: once i get rid of my meth habit
You: YOU BETTER PAY PAL ME $1200 SO BIG TWEEZE AND THE E.27th CREW DOESNT FIRE BOMB OUR HOUSE
Stranger: ok, what's your paypal
You: I DONT KNOW I AINT STARTED ONE YET
You: I'M OVER HERE DOIN THE RICKY BOBBY
Stranger: well do you still live at the old house?
Stranger: i can stop by
You: I GOT TWO DIFFERENT SHOES ON DAD
Stranger: GODDAMNIT WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MATCHING SHOES
Stranger: I SWEAR TO CHRIST I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS
You: FUCK YOU DAD IM ALL GROWN NOW ILL SCRAPE YOU
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF
You: IM ABOUT TO GO ULTIMATE WARRIOR ON THAT ASS POP
Stranger: KA
Stranger: ME
Stranger: HA
Stranger: ME
You: I"M ABOUT TO RON ARTEST YOUR ASS
Stranger: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm looking for a woman with a strong chin. Might this be you?
Stranger: yes
You: That's great. Women with strong chins are the best for sex.
Stranger: why?
You: Well right before I'm about to nut I give the bitch an uppercut and it makes her pussy clench up real tight as she gets knocked out. Feels sooooooo fucking good.
Stranger: what the hell is the matter with you?
You: But I don't want to break her jaw or anything so she has to have a strong one.
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You: I'm looking for a woman with a strong chin. Might this be you?
Stranger: yes
You: That's great. Women with strong chins are the best for sex.
Stranger: why?
You: Well right before I'm about to nut I give the bitch an uppercut and it makes her pussy clench up real tight as she gets knocked out. Feels sooooooo fucking good.
Stranger: what the hell is the matter with you?
You: But I don't want to break her jaw or anything so she has to have a strong one.
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Stranger: hi
You: whats ur name
Stranger: pablo
Stranger: and urs?
You: I don't like the name Pablo, only faggots and sailors are called Pablo. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
You: Where r u from?
Stranger: WHATS YOUR NAME
Stranger: muhauhaua
You: WHERE R U FROM
Stranger: POLAND
You: Holy dog shit. Poland? Only steers and queers come from Poland. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Stranger: polish ftw!
You: Do u suck dicks?
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: no
You: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Stranger: and you?
You: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
Stranger: you're
Stranger: gay
Stranger: and not cool
Stranger: :/
Stranger: sorry
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lmao, random quotes from full metal jacket edited a little
You: whats ur name
Stranger: pablo
Stranger: and urs?
You: I don't like the name Pablo, only faggots and sailors are called Pablo. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
You: Where r u from?
Stranger: WHATS YOUR NAME
Stranger: muhauhaua
You: WHERE R U FROM
Stranger: POLAND
You: Holy dog shit. Poland? Only steers and queers come from Poland. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Stranger: polish ftw!
You: Do u suck dicks?
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: no
You: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Stranger: and you?
You: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
Stranger: you're
Stranger: gay
Stranger: and not cool
Stranger: :/
Stranger: sorry
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lmao, random quotes from full metal jacket edited a little
Stranger: RONALDO
You: o rly?
Stranger: peitinho
You: o rly?
Stranger: ya rly
You: o srsly?
Stranger: ya srsly
You: o fuck that's hella tyte
Stranger: where r u from? stranger
You: states
You: you?
Stranger: orly?
You: ya rly
Stranger: brazil
You: wtf? there's so many brazilians on here
You: i dont have anything against brazilians
You: but there's tons on here
You: are you m or f?
Stranger: m
You: o man, this is a fuckin sausage fest, pz
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You: o rly?
Stranger: peitinho
You: o rly?
Stranger: ya rly
You: o srsly?
Stranger: ya srsly
You: o fuck that's hella tyte
Stranger: where r u from? stranger
You: states
You: you?
Stranger: orly?
You: ya rly
Stranger: brazil
You: wtf? there's so many brazilians on here
You: i dont have anything against brazilians
You: but there's tons on here
You: are you m or f?
Stranger: m
You: o man, this is a fuckin sausage fest, pz
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHAT UP
Stranger: THE SKY AND SOME CLOUDS!
Stranger: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: M OR F
Stranger: F
You: COOL. WHERE U FROM?
Stranger: UK
Stranger: YOU?
You: CALI
Stranger: I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU BUT DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT CAPS LOCK STUCK ON?
You: LOL SO DO U
You: U GOT A PIC?
Stranger: I LIKE TO JOIN IN
Stranger: Somewhere
Stranger: I don't have a scanner though
You: NO PICS ON UR COMPUTER?
Stranger: Tall, skinny and blonde with blue eyes and a nice smile
Stranger: It's just a new one for my job
You: NOW UR MAKING ME WANT 2C UR PIC!!!
You: OK
Stranger: I'm a secretary and they just gave it to me
You: COOL...
Stranger: I like it, I get to flirt with all the clients!
Stranger: Heehee
You: U A NAUGHTY GIRL?
Stranger: That depends on who's around
Stranger: Heehee
Stranger: Oop!
You: TITS?
Stranger: Boss has caught me, must dash!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHAT UP
Stranger: THE SKY AND SOME CLOUDS!
Stranger: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: M OR F
Stranger: F
You: COOL. WHERE U FROM?
Stranger: UK
Stranger: YOU?
You: CALI
Stranger: I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU BUT DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT CAPS LOCK STUCK ON?
You: LOL SO DO U
You: U GOT A PIC?
Stranger: I LIKE TO JOIN IN
Stranger: Somewhere
Stranger: I don't have a scanner though
You: NO PICS ON UR COMPUTER?
Stranger: Tall, skinny and blonde with blue eyes and a nice smile
Stranger: It's just a new one for my job
You: NOW UR MAKING ME WANT 2C UR PIC!!!
You: OK
Stranger: I'm a secretary and they just gave it to me
You: COOL...
Stranger: I like it, I get to flirt with all the clients!
Stranger: Heehee
You: U A NAUGHTY GIRL?
Stranger: That depends on who's around
Stranger: Heehee
Stranger: Oop!
You: TITS?
Stranger: Boss has caught me, must dash!
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LMAO!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: HI!
Stranger: where u from
You: CALI
You: U?
Stranger: ohh im from finland
You: M/F?
Stranger: female
You: COOL.
Stranger: u?
You: M
Stranger: why do u have capslock on?
You: U GOT ANY PICS?
You: u got any pics lol
Stranger: lol yes i got pics
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 21
You: may i see a pic?
Stranger: i'll bet that im too Hot for u
You: let's see...
You:
Stranger: i dont wanna give u my facebook adress, u give urs first?
You: only got myspace
Stranger: well. give it?
You: lets see ur's tho
You: k hold on
Stranger: hurry
You: k
You: http://www.myspace.com/mistahfab
You: urs?
Stranger: yes i was right..
Stranger: im too hot for u
Stranger: bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: HI!
Stranger: where u from
You: CALI
You: U?
Stranger: ohh im from finland
You: M/F?
Stranger: female
You: COOL.
Stranger: u?
You: M
Stranger: why do u have capslock on?
You: U GOT ANY PICS?
You: u got any pics lol
Stranger: lol yes i got pics
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 21
You: may i see a pic?
Stranger: i'll bet that im too Hot for u
You: let's see...
You:
Stranger: i dont wanna give u my facebook adress, u give urs first?
You: only got myspace
Stranger: well. give it?
You: lets see ur's tho
You: k hold on
Stranger: hurry
You: k
You: http://www.myspace.com/mistahfab
You: urs?
Stranger: yes i was right..
Stranger: im too hot for u
Stranger: bye
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You: united states bitch
Stranger: i'm not
Stranger: i'm from finland
You: well thats why your a bitch
You: finland
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: i'm just normal girl
You: oh
You: im sorry
You: so how is it in finland
Stranger: quite nice. little snow still but gettin warmer
You: wow
Stranger: what about there?
You: its like damn near 90 degrees already over here
Stranger: u live in usa?
You: im from california
You: u know where that is
Stranger: yes of course
You: you know the rapper snoop doggy dogg......
Stranger: yes, it's awesome!
Stranger: u like him?
You: well i live 2 hours away from him
You: what about the rapper too short
Stranger: ok, nice!
Stranger: hmm i don't know him
You: hes from the bay area
You: bay areeaaaaaaa..like e-40
Stranger: ok
You: what famous rap artist yall got from finland
You: probably none anyways that was a dumb question
You: so how old are u
Stranger: hmm, there's not much famous rap artists
Stranger: but maybe cheek, redrama and etc
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: awww shit
You: bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: united states bitch
Stranger: i'm not
Stranger: i'm from finland
You: well thats why your a bitch
You: finland
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: i'm just normal girl
You: oh
You: im sorry
You: so how is it in finland
Stranger: quite nice. little snow still but gettin warmer
You: wow
Stranger: what about there?
You: its like damn near 90 degrees already over here
Stranger: u live in usa?
You: im from california
You: u know where that is
Stranger: yes of course
You: you know the rapper snoop doggy dogg......
Stranger: yes, it's awesome!
Stranger: u like him?
You: well i live 2 hours away from him
You: what about the rapper too short
Stranger: ok, nice!
Stranger: hmm i don't know him
You: hes from the bay area
You: bay areeaaaaaaa..like e-40
Stranger: ok
You: what famous rap artist yall got from finland
You: probably none anyways that was a dumb question
You: so how old are u
Stranger: hmm, there's not much famous rap artists
Stranger: but maybe cheek, redrama and etc
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: awww shit
You: bye
