Stupid Customers at my job!

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xraidedloc831

xraidedloc831

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just had too share this since i get it about 90% of the time.

Top 2 stupid things asked for.


Stupid thing 1

Customer: Hi im looking for a converter that goes from RJ45(eithernet cable) too rj-14(phone cable) so it will fit in my dial up modem in my computer.

Me: do you have high speed internet?

Customer: yes

Me: well then you need to buy a NIC card, you will not be able to use a dial up modem in high speed internet.

Customer: naw I just need the adapter

STUPID THING 2

Customer: Ya I need the adapter to make 4 house speakers hook up through my tv for surround sound

me: There is no adapter you need to have a receiver.

Customer: Naw that is too much money I just want the adapter.

Me:there is no adapter and if you try to hook it up like that, your going to fry your tv cause it has no amp built into it.

Customer: just show me the adapter please.

Damn this shit is so fuckin annoying. I feel like slappin the shit out of these people. Broke as muthafuckas dont wanna break bread too do shit right.
 
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mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY

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lol somewhere down the line, did the head moron in charge of all retoids and munglards inform his loyal devotees, 'if it dont fit, it needs an adapter'

How about I adapt my foot in your ass.

funnily enough, I unearthed a technological myth the other day.. well, it was a myth to me.
 
Senchent

Senchent

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xraidedloc831 said:
me: There is no adapter you need to have a receiver.

Customer: Naw that is too much money I just want the adapter.

Me:there is no adapter and if you try to hook it up like that, your going to fry your tv cause it has no amp built into it.

Customer: just show me the adapter please.
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just tell em "oh, they have those at [insert other store's name]"
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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lol, i heard in one of my classes of people getting fired from their jobs, because they talk shit about their boss or badly about their customers. but i think they used names though.


-but yea, that shit is pretty sad that people are that fucking stupid. lmao, i hate when people insist something, and the whole time youre 100% sure theyre wrong, but you cant tell them that cuz thats "rude"
 
killaX831Xkali

killaX831Xkali

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WT SAVAGE said:
thats nothing, try working in an auto parts place
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THATS NOTHING TRY WORKIN AT ALBERTSONS N DEALING WITH SNOBBY AZZ RICH WHITE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY PEDOS DONT STINK, AND DO IT WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE PRETENDING LIKE U GIVE A FUCC! :classic:
 
Likwid

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Shit, I've had a cell phone thrown at me because I told the customer that his phone had major physical damage ( ran over by truck, shattered lcd and about half of the original thickness ) and would not be covered under the manufactuers warranty.
 
xraidedloc831

xraidedloc831

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^^^I get that also. Fortunatly there is a simple fix for that problem. Loose the phone on purpose and pay the deductable if you have insurance for a new phone. Now its when they dont want too do that either you slap em. I remember at my old job when i worked at officemax. I had a lady bring in what looked like at one point too be a 10pk of floppy disks. Only there was 3 of them wraped in a ruberband with no package no receipt and she wanted to return it. my boss came out and told her kindly no she can not and the reason. She then proceeded too slam the disks on the ground SPIT! yes SPIT! in my managers face and said he was and asshole and too go fuck himself. My manager lost it chased her out the store and told her she can go fuck herself and she needs too cause it might release some of her ager you no cock getting bitch. I was diein and thought he would be fired for sure but he still works there too this day.
 
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I used to work at Sportmart. I put this on everything...a guy once asked me where the 'sporting goods' were.


People that stupid don't deserve air
 
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