Sometimes life throws you blue balls

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Mar 18, 2003
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Why do some people get married?

Was the pressure really that high? Cause if I'm married, I ain't going back to play the field like a douchebag. I just don't get fucking married in the first place.
You don't have to "play the field" to have bitches jock you.
 

fillyacup

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Ive banged worse looking but as cliche as it sounds they had better attitudes then the good looking ones i sexed with, which transfered over to the sexual field.

So to anyone that say they bang nothing but notches, fuck on with that you ol shallow hals
 

fillyacup

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#92
works until your girl breaks it off and starts making rumors that you and jose are closer then friends then you turn the tables on her and break the news that jose was really josaphine feining the weining
 
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You don't have to "play the field" to have bitches jock you.
If they are jocking you, then you say "Leave me alone, I'm married hoe"

It's not that fucking hard.

Why does she even have his number? Obviously some exchange was in place for you to even be talking to such a misguided and whorish girl in the first place.

Like I said, many people shouldn't have gotten married in the first place. There's no problem with fucking around when your single, but don't make someone who cares about you deeply think that you only want to be there for them for the rest of your life. If you ain't ready to commit, then don't fucking commit haha.

It's really not that hard.
 

fillyacup

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#94
it isnt but it is. like he said, he knew her before hand. i could try cutting off all the girls i know if i were to be married and it would be difficult. i can see both sides of the sword here