Sometimes life throws you blue balls

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Hood Rat Matt

aka Goodfella (since '02)
Oct 19, 2009
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#62
i swear....when i'm in a committed relationship, more top notch pussy gets thrown my way than i can handle.

when i'm single, unless i'm on a serious roll, it's hard work getting laid

props tho, CB...i don't cheat...just because i know how it feels to be cheated on when you love someone. i try to keep my carnal karma in tact
 
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This is the best I could manage with my shitty phone. Not the best of her obviously, but she was trying to show off the tits so cropped out the rest of herself.

 
Apr 21, 2010
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Like when a cute little Indian (dots; not feathers) girl with double d's sends you a text that she "just rubbed herself to two orgasms and needs your dick in there", but you're at work and married. :ermm:




I know cool story bro, but I needed to vent my frustration somehow
Why do some people get married?

Was the pressure really that high? Cause if I'm married, I ain't going back to play the field like a douchebag. I just don't get fucking married in the first place.