Sometimes life throws you blue balls

[BROWNDNA]

You save girls numbers as "low battery" so your girl doesnt flinch when that shit pops up...

HAHA I had a homie that used to put NO SERVICE on his banner in the front screen in case people asked to use his phone.

this was back in high school when not everybody had a cell.

 

[timebomb]

Maybe you should keep your woman away from your damn phone in the first place.

Lol u ever lived with a woman dat don't trust ya?(With good reason not to) keepin dat bitch away from ya fone is like keepin a dope head away from dope,aint happenin,best shit invented is pin code for ya fone

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Lol u ever lived with a woman dat don't trust ya?(With good reason not to) keepin dat bitch away from ya fone is like keepin a dope head away from dope,aint happenin,best shit invented is pin code for ya fone

With all due respect, thats your fault. You getting to that level with a girl that you havent instilled to mind their own P's and Q's is your bad. You need to lay shit down from day one that certain shit isnt going to fly, or she can take the bus home, you know what I mean.

Feel me? Lol.

 

[timebomb]

Lol bro dis aint pimps up hoes down mayne,if u gotta boss bitch who got kids for u and shit u think u gonna be able to stop her checkin up on ya??? Lol u out ya mind bruh,plus I aint kickin my main woman out or slappin her up just cos I got caught out fuckin around wid sum silly bopper lol nah brodie shit don't work like dat

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

I should also add for the moral police on the siccness that she hasn't gotten the dick that she's craving - me being married and all.

Well, obviously you are a fag then. Duh.

You should ask your wife if she would be down for a 3-way.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Lol bro dis aint pimps up hoes down mayne,if u gotta boss bitch who got kids for u and shit u think u gonna be able to stop her checkin up on ya??? Lol u out ya mind bruh,plus I aint kickin my main woman out or slappin her up just cos I got caught out fuckin around wid sum silly bopper lol nah brodie shit don't work like dat

ok ok ok. Im not talkin about slappin your main woman though, man, dont get me mistaken. What Im sayin is, if youre on top of your game, keeping your bases covered, she wouldnt need/want/think about checkin your stuff like that. Because if you were keeping it 100 with yourself from the get go, you wouldnt have attracted, or let in the type of female thats going to be all in your shit in the first place. Kind of a chicken/egg thing, if your pickin up what Im puttin down. I understand, and even condone, your main bitch being concerned with you, but, the part with her trusting what kinda man you are is something you should have been laying down since day one, you feel me?

 

[Awol36]

this guy got game.. take notes

 

[timebomb]

ok ok ok. Im not talkin about slappin your main woman though, man, dont get me mistaken. What Im sayin is, if youre on top of your game, keeping your bases covered, she wouldnt need/want/think about checkin your stuff like that. Because if you were keeping it 100 with yourself from the get go, you wouldnt have attracted, or let in the type of female thats going to be all in your shit in the first place. Kind of a chicken/egg thing, if your pickin up what Im puttin down. I understand, and even condone, your main bitch being concerned with you, but, the part with her trusting what kinda man you are is something you should have been laying down since day one, you feel me?

Lol brodie if u had ever lived with a woman u would know that curiosity is in a womans nature the same way shitty drivin is...

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Lol brodie if u had ever lived with a woman u would know that curiosity is in a womans nature the same way shitty drivin is...

Fa sho man. I know. A womans nature is a womans nature. I understand females will have tendancies to be nosey and shit. But when your getting shit for something on your phone, or something in your car, or something on your email, thats because you were slippin. You know, the only person you can trust is yourself, and you need to look out for #1. If somebodies lookin for soemthing, dont give them anything to find.

 

[Dana Dane]

Lol brodie if u had ever lived with a woman u would know that curiosity is in a womans nature the same way shitty drivin is...

I object your honor. I am NOT the type to go through a man's phone. An old black lady once told me "Baby, if you look for shit, you will step in shit."

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

"Baby, if you look for shit, you will step in shit."

There it is.

 

[Old_Wize_One]

Pics or it was the indian man working at 7-11.

haha! He'll Give you a "SLURP-EE" Alright!

 

[timebomb]

I object your honor. I am NOT the type to go through a man's phone. An old black lady once told me "Baby, if you look for shit, you will step in shit."

Will u marry me?? Lol

 

[TLALOC]

 

[BASEDVATO]

I have a job and married and that ain't ever stop a mothafucka



but maybe ima creep

 

[BOOBOO619]

My girl never looks at my phone or wonders who's calling me when it rings. Nor do I. You just gotta have some trust and respect eachother's personal lives/property or that relationship is just fake and forced.

Dramatic bitches like that get CUT in my book.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pass on Indian girls...

 

[rising_tied]

Pix of this chick are needed and greatly appreciated. I love me some curry

 

[5ive1en]

Pics or Marty sent you that text

 

[MEXCOM]

People seriously need to stop making threads like this when they won't or can't provide us with pictures.