Sometimes life throws you blue balls

[ColdBlooded]

Like when a cute little Indian (dots; not feathers) girl with double d's sends you a text that she "just rubbed herself to two orgasms and needs your dick in there", but you're at work and married. :ermm:




I know cool story bro, but I needed to vent my frustration somehow

 

[Irishmutt]

YIKEES THATS ALL BAD PERSONALLY I GET A LITTLE CRANKY WHEN IM BLUE

 

[SteadyMobbin]

when life throws you blue balls, play hand ball?

 

[niguardian]

i know where u better be at break time

 

[Sr. Chingon]

LMAO that suuuucks
blue balls = top five one of the worst side effects of being a man

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

get her to send a flick over on her phone

 

[ant_johnson_16]

Like when a cute little Indian (dots; not feathers) girl with double d's sends you a text that she "just rubbed herself to two orgasms and needs your dick in there", but you're at work and married. :ermm:




I know cool story bro, but I needed to vent my frustration somehow

Pics or it was the indian man working at 7-11.

 

[ColdBlooded]

get her to send a flick over on her phone

*Edit* See page 5

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Where are you meeting chicks like this if youre married?

 

[timebomb]

Where are you meeting chicks like this if youre married?

I'm guessin the net

 

[Likwid]

Thats crazy, PakDan's mom sent me the same text messages!!!

 

[ColdBlooded]

Where are you meeting chicks like this if youre married?

How ever people meet people I guess. Met her in the previous city I lived in prior to marriage.

I'm guessin the net

I don't give chicks on the net my phone number, what do you think this is?

 

[timebomb]

She stored in ya fone as apu or pakdan to throw the wife off?

 

[ColdBlooded]

wrong number

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

You save girls numbers as "low battery" so your girl doesnt flinch when that shit pops up...

 

[timebomb]

Lol

 

[ColdBlooded]

i don't get text or incoming calls from low battery, but sometimes i do get wrong numbers that call me. i always store those as "Wrong Number" so i don't answer them the next time it happens this one is stored as "wrong number".

 

[timebomb]

I save em under my homies names,if they ring put the fone to my ear but press the ignore button and be like"yeah g ill fone u back" sad but true

 

[ColdBlooded]

I should also add for the moral police on the siccness that she hasn't gotten the dick that she's craving - me being married and all.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Maybe you should keep your woman away from your damn phone in the first place.