How 'bout you surprise her, and tell her you are going to help out with xmas dinner? Go get a turkey breast, and in the seasoning packet section (where they have the taco seasoning and gravy packets and shit like that) you should be able to find one that is a turkey breast seasoning packet with a little bag attached to it. If you can't find that, you can buy just the cellophane, plastic-ish bags. If you go that route, rub butter, salt, pepper and some rosemary on the breast, put it in the bag with a chopped up onion and some fresh granulated garlic (not the powder kind) and bake for about hour and half on 325. Chances are, she will not want you in the kitchen and kick you out when you start taking your ingredients out of the bag, and cook it for you.