Siccness Den Mother!
- Thread starter Dana Dane
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DEAR MISS DEN MOTHER.I WANT A TURKEY BREST FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER.MY LADY IS MAKEING A BEEF ROAST,AND A PORK ROAST.NOW I DONT EAT PORK ROAST.BUT I THINK A TURKEY BREAST IS GUNNA BE COOL.I BOUGHT HER A WEDDING RING THAT IM GUNNA SUPRISE HER WITH ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.ALL I WANT IS A DAM TURKEY BREAST.HELP ME LOL.HOW CAN I CONVINCE HER TO MAKE ONE????
because its tonight and dana isnt online..
here:
white elephant
Gifts are wrapped, but are not labeled to reflect a specific sender or recipient. Gifts are typically inexpensive, humorous, cool, or useful items; people spend usually around $15 to $25.
All participants draw a number (from a hat, perhaps) to determine their order.
The participant with #1 unwraps any gift from the pile and then shows it to everyone. Each successive participant, in the order determined from the drawing, can either 1) "steal" an already opened gift (if there's one they really like) or 2) be adventurous and go for a wrapped gift from the pile. If the participant chooses to steal, the person whose gift is stolen now repeats their turn and either 1) steals another person's gift (they cannot immediately steal back the gift that was just stolen from them) or 2) unwraps a new gift.
This cycle of stealing can sometimes continue for a long time, until a new gift is chosen, at which point the turn is passed to the participant with the next number from the drawing. (An alternative to the drawing is to sit in a circle and take turns in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction.)
Since items can be stolen, the item in your possession is not yours until the game is over. However, this is often amended with a rule declaring a gift "dead" or "safe" after it has been stolen three times. The game is over once all names have been withdrawn from the hat and everyone has a gift.
i would check with the person throwing the party to get any variations in the rules.
have fun tonight.
~k.
here:
white elephant
Gifts are wrapped, but are not labeled to reflect a specific sender or recipient. Gifts are typically inexpensive, humorous, cool, or useful items; people spend usually around $15 to $25.
All participants draw a number (from a hat, perhaps) to determine their order.
The participant with #1 unwraps any gift from the pile and then shows it to everyone. Each successive participant, in the order determined from the drawing, can either 1) "steal" an already opened gift (if there's one they really like) or 2) be adventurous and go for a wrapped gift from the pile. If the participant chooses to steal, the person whose gift is stolen now repeats their turn and either 1) steals another person's gift (they cannot immediately steal back the gift that was just stolen from them) or 2) unwraps a new gift.
This cycle of stealing can sometimes continue for a long time, until a new gift is chosen, at which point the turn is passed to the participant with the next number from the drawing. (An alternative to the drawing is to sit in a circle and take turns in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction.)
Since items can be stolen, the item in your possession is not yours until the game is over. However, this is often amended with a rule declaring a gift "dead" or "safe" after it has been stolen three times. The game is over once all names have been withdrawn from the hat and everyone has a gift.
i would check with the person throwing the party to get any variations in the rules.
have fun tonight.
~k.
How 'bout you surprise her, and tell her you are going to help out with xmas dinner? Go get a turkey breast, and in the seasoning packet section (where they have the taco seasoning and gravy packets and shit like that) you should be able to find one that is a turkey breast seasoning packet with a little bag attached to it. If you can't find that, you can buy just the cellophane, plastic-ish bags. If you go that route, rub butter, salt, pepper and some rosemary on the breast, put it in the bag with a chopped up onion and some fresh granulated garlic (not the powder kind) and bake for about hour and half on 325. Chances are, she will not want you in the kitchen and kick you out when you start taking your ingredients out of the bag, and cook it for you.
Its not much trouble at all. I get different frozen fruits, put them in a pitcher and pour a bottle of vodka over them, and let them soak for at least 4 hours. Then add some orange juice and some berry or fruit punch in it, and add mroe vodka, if needed.
No trouble at all, you just gotta plan ahead.
No trouble at all, you just gotta plan ahead.