Shit that makes you say "WTF!? Am I really that old?"

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Mizzourah
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Walking into a party and realizing if the cops bust the door down I'm the first to go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor... even though I didn't buy any alcohol for anyone and I didn't know there were folks under 21 there.

Walking into a party and somebody comes up and shakes my hand and says "Who's this dude lookin like he's 30 up in my party?"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...............
 
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I have these confrontations a lot. 27 now.

I remember I went to school by my self, walking or on bike. We didn't get brought by car.

When teenagers or kids of their early twenties call me 'mister'

When I refer to twenty year olds as 'kids'

People I know my age all starting to live with their girls or marry even.

Not listening to rap so much anymore.. realizing 'you are to old for this now' and listen to other types of music more often instead.

Knowing and taking the time to cook even.

Still be able to play NES without being bothered about the graphics.

Still have almost perfect condition Arsenal shirt with JVC and realise it's from 1998

And off course already looking back on life.
 
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were lucky none of the 90s babies pull this out


and are like "yall are one to talk"

edit: plus the "rebels" (muscle shirt wearing mexicans)
moments in the past i like to act never happened so we can continue harrassing the youngsters
Remembering this would also count as being old to me, lol.
Good thing I'm from 82 and was too young for this fashion style at the time.
 
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I say "WTF?! Am I really that old?" when I drive around and don't see any kids playing outside anymore.


When I was younger, my mom would have to drag me into the house when I was out there having fun.

Nowadays, you can't get these little fat fucks to take off the XBOX Live headset and put the greasy controller down.
 
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when my birthday came and i was drunk n saying im getting to old for this..then i get a reply like 27 is not old, once you hit 30 its the new 20's than once you hit 40 its the 30's etc.lmao i was like wtf am getting old....lol this was from a 40 yr old lol

when i came on here on this thread and everybody kept putting there age and knowing im that same age i felt like wtf im getting old...lol "82" all day tho!!!
 

poet

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I get the wholy shit am I really that old feeling when I read this thread....

Thanks fuckers.
we're here for ya, homie..

hell, i was living in tactown when i bought my first two cds. the year was nine-deuce and i walked up oakes street a few blocks and bought both 2ndIInone and spice 1 at the t-mall. before that, it was all tapes. epmd, qj quik (back then, it was quick haha), and the fat boys. i was barely in high school. tells you my age-
 

Mac Jesus

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The first grown women tiddies I ever saw were in a playboy magazine that I fished out of a recycling bin behind the rec center. Now a days this young'ns got it easy with this internet shit.
 
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When watching NFL or NBA games and seeing the star players are usually 5 years younger than me, or watching college ball and they 10 years younger.

Just listening to some 90's rap/hiphop and reminicing makes me feel old.

Thinking bout high school shit that was ten plus years ago.

At least I get told all the time that I look like I'm 22/23.

But listening to rappers that are still putting out dope shit that are older than you makes you feel young again (like e-40 still bout 13 years older than me and his new shit slap).
 
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The first grown women tiddies I ever saw were in a playboy magazine that I fished out of a recycling bin behind the rec center. Now a days this young'ns got it easy with this internet shit.
For me, It was always those torn up playboy or Hustler mags or those hooker ads by the dumpster. You had to piece them together like a puzzle n shit cuz it was thrown around. When it was put together youre like "Oh shit look yall a vergina."
 
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TRIPPIN ON HOW THOSE LIL MOTHERFUCKERS IN BAYVIEW ARE ATTACKING THE ELDERLY.WHEN I WAS GROWING UP IF ANYONE DID THAT BULLSHIT,THEYD GET DELT WITH QUICK.FUCKING PUNKS....
 

Mike Manson

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#58
Everything makes me feel old these days.

TV, Radio, Movies, my hair loss, growing nose hair, wanting to take naps, watching food shows, cooking myself, etc.