Ridiculous things said while being drunk and having sex
- Thread starter Palmer
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HOLY FUCK LOL!!! This shit hella reminded me of Napolean Dynamites brother. "Your just jealous because I was scammin down bitches all weekend".
Homie, you have to actually TOUCH the pussy to say you got some pussy. Fuck if you call scammin down bitches gettin pussy, 50% of the people dancing at a club is getting pussy.
haha I never hear of the term "scamming".
Anyways, about three weeks ago me and my girlfriend decided to play drinking games just me and her. So we got WASTED, then when were fucking later, shes riding on top of me, five mins into it im like uhhhh fuck get off get off, im going to puke. hahah then I ran to the bathroom and puked, brushed my teeth and went back at it.
Anyways, about three weeks ago me and my girlfriend decided to play drinking games just me and her. So we got WASTED, then when were fucking later, shes riding on top of me, five mins into it im like uhhhh fuck get off get off, im going to puke. hahah then I ran to the bathroom and puked, brushed my teeth and went back at it.
No apparently she just stopped and I got hella pissed and tried to drive over to a friends house. She locked herself in the bathroom with my keys and waited till I went to sleep.
I was hittin this one chick and seriously she kept telling me I was god and that she loved me and wanted to marry me. We were both drunk so you know how shit goes we were fucking for like 45 minutes, so for 45 minutes I had to put up with this nonsense. It was kind of cool at first but I started to get really annoyed, especially cause she was screaming it and started bangin on walls.
On the other hand though I was with a different chick and she was all bezzled out and I wasn't so we fuck for like 10 minutes and I nut. Well she's starts clownin me and telling me I don't know how to fuck, and that I'm not even worthy to hit her pussy. This chick was a total fuckin freak. We did it again that night but I was just like wtf? It kind of made me feel like a chump and if she would of just shut the fuck up I would of been able to get right back on it in a minute but she kind of ruined my mood.
I was hittin this one chick and seriously she kept telling me I was god and that she loved me and wanted to marry me. We were both drunk so you know how shit goes we were fucking for like 45 minutes, so for 45 minutes I had to put up with this nonsense. It was kind of cool at first but I started to get really annoyed, especially cause she was screaming it and started bangin on walls.
On the other hand though I was with a different chick and she was all bezzled out and I wasn't so we fuck for like 10 minutes and I nut. Well she's starts clownin me and telling me I don't know how to fuck, and that I'm not even worthy to hit her pussy. This chick was a total fuckin freak. We did it again that night but I was just like wtf? It kind of made me feel like a chump and if she would of just shut the fuck up I would of been able to get right back on it in a minute but she kind of ruined my mood.