Ridiculous things said while being drunk and having sex

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Jun 5, 2004
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WHITE DEVIL said:
Ive called em wrong names.

I think my worst was when I was hella drunk and I was talking about baseball and then she said I was talkin bout how I couldnt stand my homeboy. But I heard about it afterwards. Then again those arent that bad. She said I was just rambling about bullshit most the time.
lol @ thinking about your homeboys while having sex
 
Oct 16, 2002
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i called a bitch by some other girls name twice in one night ahaha...gone off seagrams, bitch was givin' me dome....shit was funny as fuck to me the bitch tried to get mad but i put it back in her mouth....
 
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when i fucked for the first time i had hella fun. me and 4 of my nigs were at this girls hosue i workd with. she was hella loaded so we go in her room and im beatin it up u know, the usual. after a lil bit she starts ridin me. while this girl is ridin me, i hear someone burnin rubber, so i look out her window cause it was right next to the bed, and my nigs were doin donuts in her car.

one of the dudes there was my friends cousin, adn that fool came in the room and was tryna convince her to let him hit to, while we were still fuckin. lil mexican cat from west oakland bein hella funny ahah

also, while we were doin the nasty, my nigs came in throwin fruit at her cause she was loaded and didnt know what was happenin. we smashed and did hella other shit but i dont feel like typin that ish

i know i wasnt the one drunk, but this girl did enough drinkin for the both of us
 
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COPIUM said:
when i fucked for the first time i had hella fun. me and 4 of my nigs were at this girls hosue i workd with. she was hella loaded so we go in her room and im beatin it up u know, the usual. after a lil bit she starts ridin me. while this girl is ridin me, i hear someone burnin rubber, so i look out her window cause it was right next to the bed, and my nigs were doin donuts in her car.

also, while we were doin the nasty, my nigs came in throwin fruit at her cause she was loaded and didnt know what was happenin. we smashed and did hella other shit but i dont feel like typin that ish

i know i wasnt the one drunk, but this girl did enough drinkin for the both of us
haha @ they was doen donuts in her car and she didnt notice
 

Arson

Long live the KING!!!!
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up2nogood said:
i called a bitch by some other girls name twice in one night ahaha...gone off seagrams, bitch was givin' me dome....shit was funny as fuck to me the bitch tried to get mad but i put it back in her mouth....

damn, player shit folks.....

like "shut the fuck up, suck this bitch"
 

fillyacup

Rest In Free SoCo
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COPIUM said:
when i fucked for the first time i had hella fun. me and 4 of my nigs were at this girls hosue i workd with. she was hella loaded so we go in her room and im beatin it up u know, the usual. after a lil bit she starts ridin me. while this girl is ridin me, i hear someone burnin rubber, so i look out her window cause it was right next to the bed, and my nigs were doin donuts in her car.

one of the dudes there was my friends cousin, adn that fool came in the room and was tryna convince her to let him hit to, while we were still fuckin. lil mexican cat from west oakland bein hella funny ahah

also, while we were doin the nasty, my nigs came in throwin fruit at her cause she was loaded and didnt know what was happenin. we smashed and did hella other shit but i dont feel like typin that ish

i know i wasnt the one drunk, but this girl did enough drinkin for the both of us

LOL! i did that shit before!
 
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This bitch i met at this one party she was an airhead, i had asked her name but i had forgot cause i was talking to this other girl so i had both there names mixed up, and for some reason i kept calling her by some other girls name until when i was scammin her down, she was like why do you keep calling me christina i was fuckin embarrased.
 
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scammin down bitches is like sex with clothes on.

you might not know what that means since your on always on this forum checking what people post and havent gotten any pussy in years.

i know what your going to say......ATLEAST I GOT PUSSY who fuckin cares.......!
 
Nov 16, 2006
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REdRUM said:
LOL...

Dry humping a zipper is NOT like having sex...especially when you have to explain your bleeding pipi to your mom. How'd that go over?
you must know about it from past expierences right?

latin boss, many ppl scam down bitches many wayz my wayz are differant and being a virgin is part of the past.
 
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LOL...I sure do know about it from ''past'' experiences...I used to ''scam down bitches'' when I was like 12. LOL...you're a virgin. Shut up.

And dry humping a 14 year old girl's left thigh is far from ''like sex''...
 
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REdRUM said:
LOL...I sure do know about it from ''past'' experiences...I used to ''scam down bitches'' when I was like 12. LOL...you're a virgin. Shut up.

And dry humping a 14 year old girl's left thigh is far from ''like sex''...
And why do you care if im a virgin or not?