Ridiculous things said while being drunk and having sex

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REDRUM559

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REdRUM said:
Because I have sex, and you don't.
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i dont give a fuck if you have sex with some fuckin 5 dollar prostitute

YOU STICK TO YOUR FUCKIN LIFE, AND I STICK TO MINE

you ruined this thread trying to be a smart ass and trying to be funny which you completely failed and didnt accomplish nothing, and i doubt you have sex if your still on this forum late night im guessing the latest sex you get is at a chatroom.

I posted an embarrasing and funny expierence i had to share with the rest and you come here like a 11 year old smart ass and ruin let this thread be.
 
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REdRUM

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Actually...since you posted on a topic you know nothing about, that ruined it, if anything has...

And I'm on here because my wife is expecting a child, and we don't 'need' to have sex right now. You know why? Because I busted, homie...LOL.

It's nice...you should try it.

BTW, don't get so mad...you might squeeze your pipi too hard.
 
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rose town ryda said:
damn, u said like the two worst things possible too.

but i got one, lol. one time i was fuckin this bitch that i just met like a day ago. so i start hittin it from the back she's doin her normal "ooh yea fuck me harder o yea" all that regular shit. but then i had a sudden urge to put a finger in the booty. lol as soon as i did that she shouted "ohhh i FUCKIN love you!!" I paused, dick still in her, and kept fucin even though that totally threw me off and i wanted to fall on the ground laughing. Plus it was some random ass broad that is now tryna say she loved me, idk it was just too much for me when i was drunk.
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LOL. Some bitches sure do love a finger in they booty, you a brave cat though.
 
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May 12, 2006
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some bitch told me that she was a virgin while i was beatin it up followed by oh i had sex with so and so (one of my patnas ) the other day...wtf? all i said was turn around lol
 
BAYTION WIDE

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but i got one, lol. one time i was fuckin this bitch that i just met like a day ago. so i start hittin it from the back she's doin her normal "ooh yea fuck me harder o yea" all that regular shit. but then i had a sudden urge to put a finger in the booty. lol as soon as i did that she shouted "ohhh i FUCKIN love you!!" I paused, dick still in her, and kept fucin even though that totally threw me off and i wanted to fall on the ground laughing. Plus it was some random ass broad that is now tryna say she loved me, idk it was just too much for me when i was drunk.
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lol. at least she didnt get mad tho. you shoulda gave it to her in the ass
 
BAYTION WIDE

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i remember one time i was smacked the fuck out, i mean thizzed off like 2 an a half pills an blown of my mind, i was on a couch wit this chick an i think i thot i was hittin it, i mean we was both layin down an i was grippin the cheeks an i got up TRIPPIN like, oh shit....i dont gota condom on, fuck! you gona get pregnet!

she looked at me an was like "yo dick aint even out yo pants yet"

funny shit
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lol. damn u must have be smackin somethin serious. lol i know what you talkin about tho.
 
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