Ridiculous things said while being drunk and having sex

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Palmer

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Well this is kind of funny so I thought I'd share it with ya'll and see if any of you have funny stories. Last night apparently while being balls deep I stopped and asked my girlfriend (new girlfriend) when we could have sex? Yeah that's right so there I am going to town and I ask that. Pretty ridiculous.

Then like 4 years ago I was with this chick and we were at a party and we went in to my homies room to fuck. Well while she was on top of me I apparently grabbed her and asked her who she was.

I don't remember saying either one of those things but I think they're funny as hell.


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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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1 Deep said:
Well this is kind of funny so I thought I'd share it with ya'll and see if any of you have funny stories. Last night apparently while being balls deep I stopped and asked my girlfriend (new girlfriend) when we could have sex? Yeah that's right so there I am going to town and I ask that. Pretty ridiculous.

Then like 4 years ago I was with this chick and we were at a party and we went in to my homies room to fuck. Well while she was on top of me I apparently grabbed her and asked her who she was.

I don't remember saying either one of those things but I think they're funny as hell.


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damn, u said like the two worst things possible too.

but i got one, lol. one time i was fuckin this bitch that i just met like a day ago. so i start hittin it from the back she's doin her normal "ooh yea fuck me harder o yea" all that regular shit. but then i had a sudden urge to put a finger in the booty. lol as soon as i did that she shouted "ohhh i FUCKIN love you!!" I paused, dick still in her, and kept fucin even though that totally threw me off and i wanted to fall on the ground laughing. Plus it was some random ass broad that is now tryna say she loved me, idk it was just too much for me when i was drunk.
 
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rose town ryda said:
damn, u said like the two worst things possible too.

but i got one, lol. one time i was fuckin this bitch that i just met like a day ago. so i start hittin it from the back she's doin her normal "ooh yea fuck me harder o yea" all that regular shit. but then i had a sudden urge to put a finger in the booty. lol as soon as i did that she shouted "ohhh i FUCKIN love you!!" I paused, dick still in her, and kept fucin even though that totally threw me off and i wanted to fall on the ground laughing. Plus it was some random ass broad that is now tryna say she loved me, idk it was just too much for me when i was drunk.
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SHIT, U NEVER KNOW WUT U DEALIN WITH
 
Latin Boss

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rose town ryda said:
damn, u said like the two worst things possible too.

but i got one, lol. one time i was fuckin this bitch that i just met like a day ago. so i start hittin it from the back she's doin her normal "ooh yea fuck me harder o yea" all that regular shit. but then i had a sudden urge to put a finger in the booty. lol as soon as i did that she shouted "ohhh i FUCKIN love you!!" I paused, dick still in her, and kept fucin even though that totally threw me off and i wanted to fall on the ground laughing. Plus it was some random ass broad that is now tryna say she loved me, idk it was just too much for me when i was drunk.
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LMAO
 
Gas One

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nother legendary story...a girl who will remain nameless once proclaimed loudly "BEAT IT UP LIKE A THUG!!!!!" in the middle of sex.

and the person fucking her stopped midstroke..fell out laughing..and jumped on the phone to tell his homeboy

who laughed hard enough over the phone for the girl to hear it and become deeply embarrassed
 
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Gas One said:
nother legendary story...a girl who will remain nameless once proclaimed loudly "BEAT IT UP LIKE A THUG!!!!!" in the middle of sex.

and the person fucking her stopped midstroke..fell out laughing..and jumped on the phone to tell his homeboy

who laughed hard enough over the phone for the girl to hear it and become deeply embarrassed
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! You're a fool Gas!
 
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Ive called em wrong names.

I think my worst was when I was hella drunk and I was talking about baseball and then she said I was talkin bout how I couldnt stand my homeboy. But I heard about it afterwards. Then again those arent that bad. She said I was just rambling about bullshit most the time.
 
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i remember one time i was smacked the fuck out, i mean thizzed off like 2 an a half pills an blown of my mind, i was on a couch wit this chick an i think i thot i was hittin it, i mean we was both layin down an i was grippin the cheeks an i got up TRIPPIN like, oh shit....i dont gota condom on, fuck! you gona get pregnet!

she looked at me an was like "yo dick aint even out yo pants yet"

funny shit
 
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