Proformance Mfg. No real good stories there. I just painted all of the offices over the course of the summer.
Papa Joe's Pizza. I did everything there from making to delivering pizzas. I worked with this guy that was hilarious. He had just gotten out of jail for armed robbery. He would always tell me how hard he fucked his wife the night before. We would always bag on the other employees and the owner.
FedEx. I was probably the only white person there besides the upper management. Everyone was cool, though, especially when they found out I knew more about rap music than they did. Eventually another white guy started working there, but he was such a dork that we couldn't help bagging on him. Of course, I'm the only one he ever told on. We would make fun of him never wearing a belt and his pants falling down yet his shirt always staying tucked in. And all he would talk about was computers.
Substitute teacher until I got certified.
Special Education teacher for three years. Man, I have about a million funny stories with this. I had this one student that farted all the time. I would look up and all of the students sitting next to him would have their shirts pulled up over their noses. I told him many times it was perfectly fine to get up and go outside to fart without asking permission. After about 20 times explaining this, he finally started going outside. I'd be saying something to the class and mid-sentence he would get up and run outside. Then I told him he had to count to 50 after he farted outside because otherwise he would just drag it back in. We'd laugh when he was outside, but before he came back in we'd stop and act somewhat mature about it.
Substitute teacher. Moved out to Austin and couldn't find a damn teaching job anywhere. Substitute teaching sucks, but it's better than nothing.