Places You've Worked...
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Costco giving out food samples lol, shit was lame sporting hair nets cuz im bald and so was my other two homies. It was fun fuckin round with the asian people though lol.
mosconi center as traffic controller , good job but got fired for being on the phone WTF!?
UPS but quit for being an underpaid slave
USPS (Post Office) warehouse in Richmond but resigned cuz i couldnt fuck with a 8:30pm-7:00am shift
been unemployed ever since
Costco giving out food samples lol, shit was lame sporting hair nets cuz im bald and so was my other two homies. It was fun fuckin round with the asian people though lol.
mosconi center as traffic controller , good job but got fired for being on the phone WTF!?
UPS but quit for being an underpaid slave
USPS (Post Office) warehouse in Richmond but resigned cuz i couldnt fuck with a 8:30pm-7:00am shift
been unemployed ever since
yea post office was good but fuck graveyard. it was temporarily job (6months max) which means that if i wanted to stay there after the 6 months i would take a test. depending on the score of the test i would be considered. some people be on the list for yearssssss until they get a call. i was getting paid $12 with a shitload overtime so it was coo. one day i'll go back.
I used to work at Save Mart for some years. Let me tell you something. I worked with a bunch of friends, and there was this one cat, same age as us but hella little, nerdy as fuck. Because of him everyone was afraid to take shits at this place. See, the last isle of the store was aligned perfectly with the main back double-doors (that lead to the back storage room), and about 15 feet beyond that was the bathroom door, and then the stall door - all lined up. This fucker, when someone was on the shitter would put boxes to hold open the double-doors, another box to hold open the bathroom door and lastly, he would pick the lock on the stall and swing that bitch outward and everyone on that isle just would see you pants down on the shitter. Other times he would hella thrown wet paper towells over the stall and tell everyone at the registers so when you roll up with a wet ass shirt everyone is laughing. Nerdy as dude.
Looked just like Fogell..
One time there was this new chick that started working. What happened was, me and my boy took a paper bag and loaded it with groceries. I mean we packed that bitch good. Then I took my box cutter and I slit the very bottom of the bag all the way around but left the corners attached. We left to another checkstand and waited. Few seconds later she rolled up to help the lady load, pulled that bag up and the groceries went everywhere. I mean shit like eggs broke and everything. It was kinda fucked up but I was in tears.
We used to play homerun derby in the meat locker.
Steal all kind of drinks.
One time I rolled up into the bathroom and my boy had dookie rubbed all over his shirt and I was like, man what in the fuck is all that. He sniffed it and gagged. I threw open the stall door and there was shit everywhere all over the rails where he was leaning. Fuck.
So many stories at this place. It was the shit cause me and all my boys worked there; we were young so we had NO bills, so the fact that we were making $7/hr made no difference at all. I got so many more stories but that's all that comes to mind right now.
Looked just like Fogell..
One time there was this new chick that started working. What happened was, me and my boy took a paper bag and loaded it with groceries. I mean we packed that bitch good. Then I took my box cutter and I slit the very bottom of the bag all the way around but left the corners attached. We left to another checkstand and waited. Few seconds later she rolled up to help the lady load, pulled that bag up and the groceries went everywhere. I mean shit like eggs broke and everything. It was kinda fucked up but I was in tears.
We used to play homerun derby in the meat locker.
Steal all kind of drinks.
One time I rolled up into the bathroom and my boy had dookie rubbed all over his shirt and I was like, man what in the fuck is all that. He sniffed it and gagged. I threw open the stall door and there was shit everywhere all over the rails where he was leaning. Fuck.
So many stories at this place. It was the shit cause me and all my boys worked there; we were young so we had NO bills, so the fact that we were making $7/hr made no difference at all. I got so many more stories but that's all that comes to mind right now.
I've worked at;
-- warehouses/driving forklifts at this place where they would send all types of american foods to asian countrys.. we would open the twinky boxes, candy boxes, etc. grab a acouplethen throw it in the back of the shipping container where no one would see it till it was over seas hahaha
-- coca cola, where i would drive a forklift, i would pick up pallets of soda take it to be wrapped, and stack them up all night graveyard shift sucked but i got paid like 1500+ a check every 2 weeks was good especially just out of HS. Under the conveyor where the soda bottles were being bottled, there was hella rat shit.. the vending machines sold the can drinks for a quarter and the the bottles for 50c. i had to quit cause i was goin to school and they couldnt give me pt work only ft and i was worl=king way too much to concentrate in school.
-- Autozone; i would hook up all my boys, i would charge them for like 3 spark plugs and hook them up with the oil, filters, and etc. good times, i quit that shit tho..
-- oil changers; best job i ever had, all guys shop environment, hella practical jokes, you had to drive into the shop and we would do the oil change from under , there was a mesh type on the ground where you can look up and see the female customers panties, hella thongs !! even some no panties... there was this one time this white chick drove up and was waiting for her oil change she was chilling in her car, had her foot on the dash and was wearing a skirt no panties we all took a turn washing them windows... hahaha
then i worked a Caterpillar dealer for 4 years..
-- warehouses/driving forklifts at this place where they would send all types of american foods to asian countrys.. we would open the twinky boxes, candy boxes, etc. grab a acouplethen throw it in the back of the shipping container where no one would see it till it was over seas hahaha
-- coca cola, where i would drive a forklift, i would pick up pallets of soda take it to be wrapped, and stack them up all night graveyard shift sucked but i got paid like 1500+ a check every 2 weeks was good especially just out of HS. Under the conveyor where the soda bottles were being bottled, there was hella rat shit.. the vending machines sold the can drinks for a quarter and the the bottles for 50c. i had to quit cause i was goin to school and they couldnt give me pt work only ft and i was worl=king way too much to concentrate in school.
-- Autozone; i would hook up all my boys, i would charge them for like 3 spark plugs and hook them up with the oil, filters, and etc. good times, i quit that shit tho..
-- oil changers; best job i ever had, all guys shop environment, hella practical jokes, you had to drive into the shop and we would do the oil change from under , there was a mesh type on the ground where you can look up and see the female customers panties, hella thongs !! even some no panties... there was this one time this white chick drove up and was waiting for her oil change she was chilling in her car, had her foot on the dash and was wearing a skirt no panties we all took a turn washing them windows... hahaha
then i worked a Caterpillar dealer for 4 years..
TIGHTEST JOB I HAD WAS WORKING MAINTENANCE AT THE FAIRGROUNDS IN MONTEREY FROM 13 TO 16 IN THE SUMMER..WORKED THE ALL THE FESTIVALS, REGGAE, BLUES JAZZ, COUNTRY, ART AND WHO REMEMBERS WHAT ELSE.. DIDNT DO SHIT BUT RIDE AROUND IN A GOLF CART HIGH AS FUCK AND ENJOYED THE SHOWS...AND FREE FOOD?? U CANT FUCK WITH SHIT LIKE THAT...
I use to work at the Hollywood Wax Museum. The one in Missouri...Anyway, I use to climb through the ceiling in one of the janitor closets and smoke a j on the unreachable floor that held Freddy, Elvira, Carrie, the bitch from Exorcist(lying in bed with her head spinning), and Alien....
I quickly gave up on that, though, cuz between being in the horror chamber and having to climb back down that tight ass hole in the ceiling, my buzz was always prematurely blown.
I quickly gave up on that, though, cuz between being in the horror chamber and having to climb back down that tight ass hole in the ceiling, my buzz was always prematurely blown.
my solid work history
-chevron - cashier
-fidelity home warranty - csr rep
-bank of the west - data entry
-verizon (corporate office) AP
-kb home (corporate) - admin
misc temp jobs
-warehouse
-did a few care homes/assisted living
-spengers restaurant
-rgis inventory
-old navy
-private financial investigation co
-chevron - cashier
-fidelity home warranty - csr rep
-bank of the west - data entry
-verizon (corporate office) AP
-kb home (corporate) - admin
misc temp jobs
-warehouse
-did a few care homes/assisted living
-spengers restaurant
-rgis inventory
-old navy
-private financial investigation co
Yeah, same here. I never act a fool at work, just do my shit... It's a beat the clock situation.
I'm only 19 so I don't have too much to say. Mostly I just go to college and work hard there, although I work part-time too.
First jobs were doing some landscaping and working in a library assembling and disassembling shit before and after lectures, then sitting there as security during the lectures. Cool job, just listened to music.
My job right now is lowly cashier at the grocery sto. I work the graveyard shift like Suga Bear. Pretty gay job but most of the time I don't do shit but read magazines and deal with several stoners and/or cross-dressers. The good thing is that I know exactly where everything in the store goes, I'm trustworthy, and I'm not a fucking idiot like 90% of the people there, so I can (and have) quit for a few weeks and just gotten my job back.
In the summer I work as a painter employed by the town which is a sicc gig. Hour+ breaks, smoke a lot of pine, listen to my music and make good $$.
Besides that I've periodically done semi-legitimate shit and did my thang-thang but I've been keepin it legit.
I'm only 19 so I don't have too much to say. Mostly I just go to college and work hard there, although I work part-time too.
First jobs were doing some landscaping and working in a library assembling and disassembling shit before and after lectures, then sitting there as security during the lectures. Cool job, just listened to music.
My job right now is lowly cashier at the grocery sto. I work the graveyard shift like Suga Bear. Pretty gay job but most of the time I don't do shit but read magazines and deal with several stoners and/or cross-dressers. The good thing is that I know exactly where everything in the store goes, I'm trustworthy, and I'm not a fucking idiot like 90% of the people there, so I can (and have) quit for a few weeks and just gotten my job back.
In the summer I work as a painter employed by the town which is a sicc gig. Hour+ breaks, smoke a lot of pine, listen to my music and make good $$.
Besides that I've periodically done semi-legitimate shit and did my thang-thang but I've been keepin it legit.
