ok, this being "siccness" an all...i got a dilema

[fillyacup]

ok, i was just cutting my hair right now, with hair clippers.

i decided to shave my balls too while im at it. thing is the clippers are my boys, they aint mine.

ok, after carefull thinking and about 4 beers later i said fuck it, he wont know. so there i am, shaving my balls away. i get them pretty clean cut when i decide i should shave UNDER my balls. you know lift up and cut. well that was a mistake. i clipped the bottem of my sack an it was bleeding, i then notice a piece of my balls is wedged in the clipper. you know, ball meat. should i tell my boy, or shouldnt i? i mean the only reason i am contiplating tjis is cuz we are hella cool, i couldnt sleep easy (just a saying, but i just couldnt do that to him cuz were hella cool. i guess karma comes into play). or should i get him new ones an say they broke?

any advice is welcome.

 

[DASICCLV702]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[they call me kb]

some things are never meant to go public

to answer your question if you're a real homeboy go buy yo folks a new pair homey that just ain't right

 

[DaBay]

get new ones

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

TMI dude...

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

get new ones

Balls?

 

[fillyacup]

thats what i was thinking, but what, just tell him i dropped em or what?

 

[killahoe666]

Tell him they work "perfect" on your mustache and he should try it out

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Tell him they work "perfect" on your mustache and he should try it out

LOL...youre a jerk...

 

[fillyacup]

lol! thats fucked up!

damn, is it just me or is this the PERFECT set up for a fucked up prank?!

ima try an get my digital camera hooked up, ima take a picture of the meat

 

[BOMBSAC]

just tell him the truth, he prolly does it too!
good idea tho, thankx....when its time for my next trim, ill just use my husbands clippers lol! shhhh, it will be our lil secret!

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

lol! thats fucked up!

damn, is it just me or is this the PERFECT set up for a fucked up prank?!

ima try an get my digital camera hooked up, ima take a picture of the meat

OK now youre goin to far my friend...no one wants to see your left over sack meat....

 

[DJ Mark 7]

lol JESUS CHRIST that sounds painful....

Go get the new Norelco ball trimmer like I did..works like a charm

 

[VSTXDJ]

Am i the only one that thought this was fucking hilarious? HAGhgaHGAHgahGAHgahgAHgahgHAGhghAGHgahgHAGHaga

i clipped the bottem of my sack an it was bleeding, i then notice a piece of my balls is wedged in the clipper. you know, ball meat. should i tell my boy, or shouldnt i?

 

[Meelo]

ay that shit hella hurt huh? i did that shit with some sccissors when i was a youngin.. haha i was scared as fuck... i was curious as fuck after watchin "real sex" on HBO and accidently missed the hair and cut my sack.... never cut my shit again in my life.

 

[BAMMER]

Personally I'd be more worried about the cut under my scrotum,than my buddy.

 

[VSTXDJ]

ay that shit hella hurt huh? i did that shit with some sccissors when i was a youngin.. haha i was scared as fuck... i was curious as fuck after watchin "real sex" on HBO and accidently missed the hair and cut my sack.... never cut my shit again in my life.

WOW:x

 

[VSTXDJ]

when i was 5 my sack got sliced open by the spear tip on cast iron fences. had stitches on my balls for a while. almost lost one too cus it was hangin out and shit doctors said i was lucky

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

*CLASSIC*

 

[mac_luv]

Shit happened to me too. I sometimes accidently cut my sack when I shave my balls with my mustach trimmer. The lift and trim is always tricky.