momma jokes on mothers day thread.

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT, SHE PLAYS HOPSCOTCH WITH WHALES

 

[prodigy91]

Damn mobbin with them comebacks I'd stay out of this thread.

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS A REPTILE AND SHE LAID AN EGG AND U WERE BORN

 

[R]

bitch your mom is from east 27th oakland usa wherever she go

your mom turned a robber into a sex slave

your mom raped a 13 year old boy with a broom and a hockey stick at a school in florida

your mom is a character in street fighter 4

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO POOR WHEN SOMEBODY RINGS THE DOORBELL SHE STICKS HER HEAD OUT THE WINDOW AND YELLS "DING DONG"

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS A TRANNY

 

[prodigy91]

your mom is ashamed of you for them lame ass jokes

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM STILL BREAST FEEDS U

 

[mrtonguetwista]

yo moms so black when she wears orange lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger

 

[MobbinINda916]

@prodigy91
YOUR MOM WAS ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED AND U WERE BORN

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM SHAKES HER BOOTY ON YOUTUBE

 

[drewski.kalonji]

YOUR MOM SHAKES HER BOOTY ON YOUTUBE

hahaha I just came up on your youtube channel when searching for a kingpins only track. proppers you got hella dope shit on there so youre mom gets the pass.

but ya dad's so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving. lol

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

aye mobbin your moms is so fat she got a paper cut and gavy poured out

 

[mrtonguetwista]

yo moms so white she pisses milk and shits chalk

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS A MIDGET THAT DOES BACK FLIPS IN VEGAS

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

@tonguetwista
your mom is so dark she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

@mobbin
your moms is so stupid he got stabbed in a shoot out

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS WHOOPI GOLDBERG

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

your mom is so ugly she made an onion cry

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM HAD PUPPIES

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

lol....

your moms glasses is so thick she can see into the future