momma jokes on mothers day thread.

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID THAT SHE SOLD HER CAR 4 GAS MONEY

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM HAD SEX WITH HER BROTHER AND U WERE BORN

 

[Gas One]

your mom sleeps in eucalyptus trees

your mom is a trekkie

your mom habitually chews on marker tips

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE E-40

 

[Gas One]

your mom just hit you on two way radio like its veitnam and told you your momma joke game is weak

better yet your mom slapped you back on w4m casual encounters on craigslist

your mom created cool ranch doritos

your mom wakeboards

your momma look like tony atlas

your momma sleeps in a flour tortilla

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID,SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD SO SHE COULD MAKE UP HER MIND

 

[Gas One]

your momma eats bags of kingsford charcoal like chips

your mom is a bee catcher

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO POOR, SHE GOES TO KFC TO LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOMMA IS SO POOR,AT MCDONALDS SHE PUT A MILKSHAKE ON LAYAWAY

 

[Gas One]

your mom raised you on different mens nut and told you it was porridge

your mom has a promethazine with codeine syrup addiction

your mom is strung out on slurpee brain freezes

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO UGLY, THAT WHEN SHE JOINED AN UGLY CONTEST THEY SAID "SORRY,BUT NO PROFESSIONALS"

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOMMA IS SO UGLY,THAT THEY PUSH HER FACE INTO THE DOUGH TO MAKE MONSTER COOKIES

 

[Gas One]

thats why your mom is part of cirque du soleil in las vegas

your mom sucks off the blue man group after every show

thats why your mom cleans luxors windows in summertime

your mom peddles escort magazines on the side of casinos

your mom looks like dj jazzy jeff

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY,WHEN I GO 2 HER HOUSE I HAVE 2 WIPE MY FEET BEFORE I GO BACK OUTSIDE

 

[Gas One]

your boring..smoke break

your mom breakin my weed up

your mom got her own area in the strip club where she play tetherball by herself naked

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM MOLESTED U WHEN U WERE A CHILD

 

[mrtonguetwista]

yo moms so dumb she thought manual labor was a Mexican

yo moms idea of safe sex is locking the car doors

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY SHE HAS 2 CREEP UP ON THE BATH WATER

 

[Gas One]

50cal momma used to sell popcorn chicken in small vials on the side of KFC for a lower price and they took her idea

50cal mom taught young sau how to use auto-tune

50cal momma look like sleepy D

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOU MOM IS SO FAT,THAT U HAVE 2 SPREAD HER LEGS WITH A FORKLIFT