momma jokes on mothers day thread.

[Shiro480]

this threads so gay, your mom would be disappointed with you for making it

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO POOR SHE EATS CEREAL WITH A FORK 2 SAVE MILK

 

[mrtonguetwista]

yo moms teeth so brown she spits Yoo Hoo

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO BALD HER CORNROLLS LOOK LIKE STITCHES

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOMMAS SO DRY HER CRABS CARRY CANTEENS

 

[mrtonguetwista]

yo moms got no elbows talking about lets arm wrestle

 

[trademarktaz]

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO DUMB SHE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCHES THE COUCH

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Yo moms got feet growing out of her tiddies..bitch fell down and kept running

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT HER BELLY BUTTON GETS HOME 15 MINUTES BEFORE SHE DOES

 

[JAPE]

Thats why your mom pays my phone bill

 

[JAPE]

everytime i come to your house your mom slips 50s in my back pocket

 

[JAPE]

thats why i sell crack to your mom

 

[JAPE]

your mom was pretty coo at the strip club

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM SUCKS DICK 4 CRACC

 

[R]

your mom makes gravy for leopards

 

[Gas One]

your mom couldnt go out with you today because sunday is the day she plays five-on-five paintball matches

your moms a dutch oktoberfest whore

your mom roll weed up in rice paper

your mom has the highest score in the world for the game marble madness

your moms a low-level pool hustler in the ghetto

 

[R]

fuckin wit peoples heads heeerree

 

[Gas One]

your mom pulls up to work on a magic carpet

your mom eats baby powder

your mom raps with boo-yaa tribe

 

[R]

your mom needs to go down to the beach and get herself some sand

your mom is a siccness member

your mom is the person who rolls out the red carpet at movie premieres

your mom was swimming in a lake and people thought she was the loch ness monster