check out this stupid-ass email some dumb conservative friend of mine sent!
Dear President Bush:
>
>I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended trip with my
>family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
>the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
>arrangements.
>I know you can help with this.
>
>I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
>quotas
>and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
>
>So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on
>my
>way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
>
>
> 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
>
> 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
>need,
>whether I use them or not.
>
> 3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
>
> 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
>
> 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
>
> 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
>flag
>pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
>
>&n! bsp; 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
>lunch.
>
> 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
>access
>to government services.
>
> 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort
>to learn local traffic laws.
>
>10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
>Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak
>English.
>
>11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my
>car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
>complaints or negative comments from the locals.
>
>12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
>don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
>
>13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
>never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on
>the
>economy.
>
>I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
>all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox
>won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
>
>However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to g! o q uail
>hunting
>with your V.P.
>
>Thank you so much for your kind help.
>
>Sincerely,
>David M. Bresnahan
>
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>
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