How I ended up getting a cat..

[thatguy]

I love dogs as much as cats but there's a lot of people in here who don't know a thing about a cat...

Cats sense who doesn't like them and then go and rub on their leg or jump in their lap on purpose - that's a well know cat thing to do.

They are 100% independent and that's why I like them, because of my career I only come home to sleep and all I have to do is give my cat food and water and it doesn't bother me. Dogs need the same attention as a little child, they must be washed (cats wash themselves), they need to be walked, they get lonely and depressed if they don't see their owner etc.

There are grea traits to both, but cats suit my lifestyle better.

And whoever said that cats always rub up against everyone that couldn't be further from the truth...90% of cats will never let a stranger touch them.

my cats are buck then. at my moms church meeting, she put out too many chairs, so there was like 2 extra, and my cat dan just hops in that chair and chills with everyone in the circle, and as people were leaving theyd be given him hella attention, and he dont care

 

[TRAJIK1]

cats are for bitches. now i aint callin autistic nor my best friend (sorry for this rant homie) a bitch, but...if your girlfriend wasnt the reason for you wanting a cat, what the fuck.

cats are sensual. they like to rub on you. and purr. you know who else likes to do that? hoes.

soif you aint a beastiality type nigga i fail to see your point. why do you want a pet that does its own thing? call stray cats pets then.

woops, thats what autistic is doing.

anywho,

every time i go over my friends house his punk ass cat falls in lust with me and has to rub all over my legs, try to sit on my lap, smell my alcohol. my dogs dont even do that.

i cant fight a cat. i can step on that mutha fucka and end its life with one fatal "MEOW".

my dogs like to fight. i have a male and a female dog.

when i come home after being around a cat thats rubbed his punk ass all over my leg (its a male cat...gaaaaay!) my dogs go nuts. because you know what they smell? mark ass busta.

my dogs are like family. theyre intelligent to be. tell you what...a noise pops off downstairs, cats aint gon run to find out what it is. if more than speaker bass happens in my house from downstairs, my dogs are downstairs in a split.

even if they dont hear shit i can say "get em!!!" or "who isssss???" and they take the fuck off

you can run at a cat and the most OG of cats are going to take off. the most OG of dogs will go head up with you for rushing them.

i like having to restrain my dogs. who the fuck restrains a cat when someone knocks on the door? i gotta tell the pizza man yo hold on homie let me get my dogs at bay.

bodyslammin them, street fighter 2 sweep kicks, all that.
cuz they dont like no intruders.

a cat will play pussy with you and come up to you 20 min later on the ole "well lemme run into your leg like its an accident then fantacize about you while i do it" shit

right now my female dog is outside barking her ass off. cuz she knows thats her job. and the male puppy follows her to learn the game.

this was the most hilarious post i think ive ever read

 

[TRAJIK1]

my cats are buck then. at my moms church meeting, she put out too many chairs, so there was like 2 extra, and my cat dan just hops in that chair and chills with everyone in the circle, and as people were leaving theyd be given him hella attention, and he dont care

you spend a lot of time with your cat it seems

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

you want a man's pet, sometimes your gonna be bothered and sometimes they're gonna take big messy shits. That the price you pay for having a man's pet.

LMAO @ "oh, my cat does __________!"

There are a lot more girls on the siccness than we thought.

And I agree, kissing any pet is extreme WPS.

lmao @ the mexican male complex to constantly prove some shit

reminds me of like
"Oh hell nah i cant go there niggas dont do that"
"I cant wear that niggas dont wear that"

"cant shave my moustache men dont do that"
"cant own a cat, they dont bite people"

 

[thatguy]

you spend a lot of time with your cat it seems

not really, he just kicks it in every get together i have, or my mom used to have.