How I ended up getting a cat..
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if you claim cats are for females then you got some problems with your manhood. cats do some of the funniest shit ever and the reach spots in your house you never think they could.
i found my cat when i was like 4 years old outside my house, had him for like 16 years and it died finally. the cat was a sav we didnt even feed her water but it survived all those years.
i found my cat when i was like 4 years old outside my house, had him for like 16 years and it died finally. the cat was a sav we didnt even feed her water but it survived all those years.
Hahahaha fucking autistic
you remind me of Kenneth the badass mailclerk.
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you remind me of Kenneth the badass mailclerk.
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hell yea cats do some funny shit, like my cat dan just hopped in my homies suit case while he was packing and fell asleep, hes getting cloths thrown on him, he dont give a fuck, lol.
and my cats more gangsta than any pit i know. his first memory is a lawn mower almost destroying him, his mother and his siblings. then he had to go to foster care, lol, and live in a box, he never knew his dad, and moms left when he was 8 weeks old. im telling you, dans an og
and my cats more gangsta than any pit i know. his first memory is a lawn mower almost destroying him, his mother and his siblings. then he had to go to foster care, lol, and live in a box, he never knew his dad, and moms left when he was 8 weeks old. im telling you, dans an og
i got a cat and that muthafucker is the shit...i get the feelin sometimes he thinks hes human and not a cat...he jus sits there and chills with everybody mindin his own buisness when everyone is chillen when we go to the back room to smoke he gets up and follows us to the room and hops up in the window so he can catch the smoke on the way out....this fool goes outside and kills birds, squirrels, lizards all kinds of manie shit...yeah my cats pretty coo and everyone else also thinks so even people who come over that hate cats say...i fuckin hate cats but you cat is coo as fuck....
cats are for bitches. now i aint callin autistic nor my best friend (sorry for this rant homie) a bitch, but...if your girlfriend wasnt the reason for you wanting a cat, what the fuck.
cats are sensual. they like to rub on you. and purr. you know who else likes to do that? hoes.
soif you aint a beastiality type nigga i fail to see your point. why do you want a pet that does its own thing? call stray cats pets then.
woops, thats what autistic is doing.
anywho,
every time i go over my friends house his punk ass cat falls in lust with me and has to rub all over my legs, try to sit on my lap, smell my alcohol. my dogs dont even do that.
i cant fight a cat. i can step on that mutha fucka and end its life with one fatal "MEOW".
my dogs like to fight. i have a male and a female dog.
when i come home after being around a cat thats rubbed his punk ass all over my leg (its a male cat...gaaaaay!) my dogs go nuts. because you know what they smell? mark ass busta.
my dogs are like family. theyre intelligent to be. tell you what...a noise pops off downstairs, cats aint gon run to find out what it is. if more than speaker bass happens in my house from downstairs, my dogs are downstairs in a split.
even if they dont hear shit i can say "get em!!!" or "who isssss???" and they take the fuck off
you can run at a cat and the most OG of cats are going to take off. the most OG of dogs will go head up with you for rushing them.
i like having to restrain my dogs. who the fuck restrains a cat when someone knocks on the door? i gotta tell the pizza man yo hold on homie let me get my dogs at bay.
bodyslammin them, street fighter 2 sweep kicks, all that.
cuz they dont like no intruders.
a cat will play pussy with you and come up to you 20 min later on the ole "well lemme run into your leg like its an accident then fantacize about you while i do it" shit
right now my female dog is outside barking her ass off. cuz she knows thats her job. and the male puppy follows her to learn the game.
cats are sensual. they like to rub on you. and purr. you know who else likes to do that? hoes.
soif you aint a beastiality type nigga i fail to see your point. why do you want a pet that does its own thing? call stray cats pets then.
woops, thats what autistic is doing.
anywho,
every time i go over my friends house his punk ass cat falls in lust with me and has to rub all over my legs, try to sit on my lap, smell my alcohol. my dogs dont even do that.
i cant fight a cat. i can step on that mutha fucka and end its life with one fatal "MEOW".
my dogs like to fight. i have a male and a female dog.
when i come home after being around a cat thats rubbed his punk ass all over my leg (its a male cat...gaaaaay!) my dogs go nuts. because you know what they smell? mark ass busta.
my dogs are like family. theyre intelligent to be. tell you what...a noise pops off downstairs, cats aint gon run to find out what it is. if more than speaker bass happens in my house from downstairs, my dogs are downstairs in a split.
even if they dont hear shit i can say "get em!!!" or "who isssss???" and they take the fuck off
you can run at a cat and the most OG of cats are going to take off. the most OG of dogs will go head up with you for rushing them.
i like having to restrain my dogs. who the fuck restrains a cat when someone knocks on the door? i gotta tell the pizza man yo hold on homie let me get my dogs at bay.
bodyslammin them, street fighter 2 sweep kicks, all that.
cuz they dont like no intruders.
a cat will play pussy with you and come up to you 20 min later on the ole "well lemme run into your leg like its an accident then fantacize about you while i do it" shit
right now my female dog is outside barking her ass off. cuz she knows thats her job. and the male puppy follows her to learn the game.
my female dog hates weed, hates the smell of it, and will even leave the room if i put a fresh bud to her nose.
my male dog loves it and takes naps with a smile on his face when i get em high
he'll seriously be smiling!
i dont smoke my female dog out tho because i know she hates it..so its not fair i guess
and cats act like dopefiends with catnip. i aint ever seen a dog turn into a knock
maybe for some food but thats it
my male dog loves it and takes naps with a smile on his face when i get em high
he'll seriously be smiling!
i dont smoke my female dog out tho because i know she hates it..so its not fair i guess
and cats act like dopefiends with catnip. i aint ever seen a dog turn into a knock
maybe for some food but thats it
lol at gas one, my cat investigates noises and i wrestle with him just like a small dog, put a sock on my hand and grab his stomach, hell be all over my hand fuckin shit up, hell go head up with dogs, and about the dog attackin cause u rush him, thats bullshit most times. your dogs must be like tupac or some shit cause i rushed this loose pitbull that came at me, with my hands out, screamin at his bitch ass, and he was still barkin holdin his ground, but he quit runnin behind me. but funny story about dan my cat, my mom owns his sister, so i take dan over to play around with her, and cause my mom loves dan, and i was spanking his sister for scratchin up my moms wall, and she let out this noise like she was being killed, and dan came running down the steps, and jumped on my leg, and started attacking it, it was funny, cause he cant get through my jeans, but i thought he was on some og shit for that, lol, cats is cool pets if you dont wanna always tend to a creature that cant do shit without you
I love dogs as much as cats but there's a lot of people in here who don't know a thing about a cat...
Cats sense who doesn't like them and then go and rub on their leg or jump in their lap on purpose - that's a well know cat thing to do.
They are 100% independent and that's why I like them, because of my career I only come home to sleep and all I have to do is give my cat food and water and it doesn't bother me. Dogs need the same attention as a little child, they must be washed (cats wash themselves), they need to be walked, they get lonely and depressed if they don't see their owner etc.
There are grea traits to both, but cats suit my lifestyle better.
And whoever said that cats always rub up against everyone that couldn't be further from the truth...90% of cats will never let a stranger touch them.
Cats sense who doesn't like them and then go and rub on their leg or jump in their lap on purpose - that's a well know cat thing to do.
They are 100% independent and that's why I like them, because of my career I only come home to sleep and all I have to do is give my cat food and water and it doesn't bother me. Dogs need the same attention as a little child, they must be washed (cats wash themselves), they need to be walked, they get lonely and depressed if they don't see their owner etc.
There are grea traits to both, but cats suit my lifestyle better.
And whoever said that cats always rub up against everyone that couldn't be further from the truth...90% of cats will never let a stranger touch them.