How I ended up getting a cat..

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Sicc OG
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my homie got two cats...one big/old mutha fucka named George and and one tiny young'n name Tony...

They be hella fighting...Tonys usually instigating shit coz George is too old and slow but got the weight advantage...Tony just be Lucha Libre'n that muthafucka off the coffee table tho...on some super fly jimmy snucka shit...
 
Apr 8, 2005
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SHIT I GOT A CAT TOO, HE JUST SITS THERE, OR HE RUNS AROUND JUMPING ON EVERYTHING, HE TALKS A LOT OF SHIT THOUGH.
mine does too, i finally started talking shit back, told him he wasnt made by god, he was manufactured, and when he officially wanted to be called "dan the lion" we all started calling him dandelion, like the weed, lmao, he was heated.
 
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mine does too, i finally started talking shit back, told him he wasnt made by god, he was manufactured, and when he officially wanted to be called "dan the lion" we all started calling him dandelion, like the weed, lmao, he was heated.
LMAO!
 

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RIP DUKE BROTHERS
Jan 29, 2006
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haha fuck i have a cat. dogs are too fuckin sloppy for me, they shit all over the place and they always gotta go outside. cats are hella clean and they just chill. my boys blow blunt smoke in a shoe box all the time while my cats inside of it, he comes out twisted like fuck and just passes out.
 
Jun 5, 2004
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getting cats stoned is fun though

i got a lady friend with a cat, and every time theres a smoke out at her spot, the cat usually gets more stoned that we do

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we used to get my friends dog high and drunk... it was one of those bitch ass lil shit dogs... 1 time we got it high and it ran full-speed into the sliding glass door, str8 comedy
 
Apr 25, 2002
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cats are cool...animals in general are cool....but some dudes are too feminine inside and insecure they need a pit bull and only pitbulls as pets cuz lets face it..itbulls are gangster
 
Nov 20, 2005
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we always have two pitts at my moms house...they are a pain the ass with animal control!

all of our neighbors have been robbed, yet we never had that happen *knocks on wood*. i guess it pays off in the end. lol

~k.
 
Jun 15, 2005
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you want a man's pet, sometimes your gonna be bothered and sometimes they're gonna take big messy shits. That the price you pay for having a man's pet.

LMAO @ "oh, my cat does __________!"

There are a lot more girls on the siccness than we thought.

And I agree, kissing any pet is extreme WPS.
 
Aug 14, 2003
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my homie got two cats...one big/old mutha fucka named George and and one tiny young'n name Tony...

They be hella fighting...Tonys usually instigating shit coz George is too old and slow but got the weight advantage...Tony just be Lucha Libre'n that muthafucka off the coffee table tho...on some super fly jimmy snucka shit...
LMAO. DOING SOME MYSTERIO, PYSCHOSIS, JUVENTUD GUERRERA TYPE SHIT LOL.

getting cats stoned is fun though

i got a lady friend with a cat, and every time theres a smoke out at her spot, the cat usually gets more stoned that we do

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ONCE YOU GET A CAT HIGH, IT STAYS HIGH. LOL.
 
May 11, 2002
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I remember when a certain person on this board, who is to be un-named, when we were all frying on acid, took his cat and spun in circles, till the cat was dizzy. Put the cat on the ground and the cat was all fucked up and couldn't even walk straight, walked all sideways. Fuck I laughed for ten minutes after that. God that shit was funny.