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Some Random Asshole
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Everybody has issues, but only some people are fuckin' crazy. My BM is a good woman...drama free. Sure she has her issues, but she doesn't get stupid with 'em like every single white chick I've fucked with.
That's true. I've had a few gf's who had issues but weren't "crazy."

I just call them crazy, but hey, I'm crazy in my own right too.

I just call people who don't deal with their issues crazy. Most people I've met don't deal with their issues.
 
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That's true. I've had a few gf's who had issues but weren't "crazy."

I just call them crazy, but hey, I'm crazy in my own right too.

I just call people who don't deal with their issues crazy. Most people I've met don't deal with their issues.
Yea, a lot of folks don't know how to deal with their shit.

My ex used to sit there, and start crying for no reason at all. My bad for sticking around though, 'cause the signs were there. We went out like a month after I met her...I was kickin' it with her brother when we got back from the bar, and she disappeared. I went to her room and she was sitting on the floor in the bathroom, crying...hysterically. When I asked what was wrong she said, "I don't know". She did that 4 or 5 times a week.

Then she decided that everybody around her is fucked up and she's this sweet angel that doesn't drive motherfuckers away. I had to wake her up before I left.
 

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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#65
Yea, a lot of folks don't know how to deal with their shit.

My ex used to sit there, and start crying for no reason at all. My bad for sticking around though, 'cause the signs were there. We went out like a month after I met her...I was kickin' it with her brother when we got back from the bar, and she disappeared. I went to her room and she was sitting on the floor in the bathroom, crying...hysterically. When I asked what was wrong she said, "I don't know". She did that 4 or 5 times a week.

Then she decided that everybody around her is fucked up and she's this sweet angel that doesn't drive motherfuckers away. I had to wake her up before I left.
Man, I had an ex like that.

Altho, she'd flip out and cry and throw shit. I was about to break up with her, and she FREEEEAKED out, started crying hysterically, and threw a couple big ass picture frames at me.....

Fuck that shit. I don't got time for that childish bullshit. I'm about to be 26. I don't need (edited cause i forgot "need" lol) a bitch. I need a down ass female. Like my last girl only more mature. LOL.
 
May 6, 2002
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I am far from normal, but hell...at least I can pretend. I front sanity all day and night with work, social events, when I talk to people, anywhere I go. It's my mask of sanity. These online girls are just flat out insane, no fronts, not even an attempt to be part of everyday society...

I forgot to mention this one girl who lied to me about having kids until after we messed around. Then started to sob and tell me how messed up her life is. That's not normal.

Then another girl asked me to get her Mom some drugs right after telling her 1 year old son who I just saw for the first time in my life to sit on my lap like I was his biological father. That's not normal.

Maybe its just me, because none of my friends have these type of strange encounters with online girls. I just attract the nutty ones somehow. It can't just be one big coincidence. I am beginning to think that its me with the problem. That's what they are driving me to...
 

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AOL chat used to be pussu heaven, better than myspace, cpixel, twitter facebook and blackplanet combined.

I fucked this Chinese girl named Wan off there, it was back in the day, we went like 2 blocks from the metreon and found where they were building some shit, and i banged her out there, i remember it cuz i missed the niner game where the bears had kordell stewart and we super mollywhopped em, but i watched it on tape later that day.

I fucked current/former whatever she is now, porn girl "elise" met her and her friend melissa off aol, me and my homie was spose to meet them, they didnt have a scanner and mailed pics, and he wasnt that into her (he was spose to have elise... real name genevieve or genny) but he pussed out so i met them both by myself, dated melissa, and the next week they came to my house, i took melissas virginity, told her to shower cuz of the cherry stuff, and told her id be in my dads room talking to my uncle, but genny was in there, and i took her virginity + she domed for hella long and took it in the ass lol....

A couple more whores, a really cute bz named brenda from frisco, a bitch named jamie from frisco,

Met my baby momma offa cpixel LOLOLOL.........
some hoe named megan from modesto.....
some hoe from vacaville....
some hoe from sunnyvale....
bomb ass scrap bz from ssf.....


Fucked a girl off winmx too..... well documented actually lol her screen name there was southerncomfort (no soco chris duke lmao) she was from vallejo, but was from tennessee, i beat the pussu the day i met her, and did it many times that day.

Myspace, just knocked 2 up here in patterson lol.....
in the icandy thread, i met the flip broad off myspace
met the white chick off cpixel lol


lots more, but imma keep some details to myself lol