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4SidedLie

4SidedLie

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714KaliHydro said:
2)Bracelets come off and she has slash marks from attempted suicides.

3) I wake up at girls house and she is waving a star fish on top of me, sprinkling salt and there is a cooking pot at the head of the bed. Casting some spell on me. I left that morning and never came back.

4) Girl grabbed my cum and trying to self impregnate herself by stuffing it inside of her.
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LMAO!!
 
Mr. Nice Guy

Mr. Nice Guy

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The real question is;

What is the future for banging from the internetz?

Is started with AOL (at least for me)

-AOL
-MSN
-Yahoo
-Cpixel
-Myspace
-Facebook
-What's Next?
 
fatman

fatman

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LMBAO! Look at this post from a chic on Tagged and yes I have. Back when yahoo messenger was really poppin.


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PoetiCCC

PoetiCCC

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I was with a homie of mine eatin at Waffle House @ like 3 or 4 in the morning and another one of my homies came in....dude was tellin us he was there to meet this fine ass bitch he met on AOL.....they had exchanged pictures so she knew whut he looked like and shit....so we're sittin there eatin and this bitches car pulls up.....we couldnt see her get out all we could see was the call pull in stop and then lift up about 12 inches.....ahahaha....this fat ass troll lookin bitch came walkin through tha parking lot and into waffle house and me and my other homie are just dyin laughin.....the bitch had to know she was what we were laughin at......

i dont remember if he knocced anyway or bailed out.....we hurried up and ate and rolled out.....
 
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nah can't say that i have. i got game in real life. i would feel odd trying to get at females on the internets. i sort of think that's for pathetic losers(no offense to anyone on here of course). i see cats trying to flirt with girls on myspace and stuff and that couldn't be me. i'll flirt with girls i already know in real life on myspace and facebook tho.

one girl from junior high actually tracked me down on myspace and i banged. kinda forgot about that one. but i already knew her feel me. whats mainy is she broke up with her boyfriend the day we hooked up and got back with him a couple days later and now they're married. these hoes ain't shit mayne.
 
NAMO

NAMO

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even in online games, you'd be suprised how many chicks are around..

but MiRC was the shit back in the day with the 56k connection waiting for their photo to download so you can see if shes fat or not
 
Sydal

Sydal

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714KaliHydro said:
Another one would write all these "dark" poems and cry intermittently. We would just be watching TV and she would think of something messed up in her life and just start balling, then tell me she didnt know why she was balling, then get mad at me for not understanding, then flip out and call me insensitive. She was just a train wreck.
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It wasn't a white bitch named Alaina, was it?? My ex used to do the same exact shit, and she used to stay down in So Cal.
 
I AM

I AM

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ESFCE said:
aol chat was always a gamble cuz they would say they only have pic for trade, or use the excuse that they had no scanner.....and you had to meet them to know what they look like since they only told u hair color eye color and height lol

just walk by where u told them you would meet them and if they ugly bounce
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i did that...only the chick wasn't ugly...

i fucked like 3 chicks from the internet back int he day....when i was like 16-18 ish....

this one chick drove an hour to come see me....stayed at my house and fucked that night....

and i fucked this crazy bitch....lol....not literally crazy just a fuckin dumb bitch with drama....and this other chick, who was actually cool, but she wanted me to be her boyfriend and i wasn't havin that around that time....

all those broads found me too...on AOL or some shit...females use to hti me up hella back in the day on chats....now i don't even go on that shit at all....i'd rather meet someone in real life...who isn't just tryina fuck or get fucked like some skank...lol


now it's funny cause i ain't like that at all....been through some serious shit the last week....and i'm definitely in the mood for a change...
 
Johnny Truelove

Johnny Truelove

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i love myspace pussy. currently i'm fucking 2 putas from the net one goes to the college right by my house and the other is a 31 year old asian milf bitch gives the best head ever makes my toes curl (no homo)
 
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I AM

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Johnny Truelove said:
i love myspace pussy. currently i'm fucking 2 putas from the net one goes to the college right by my house and the other is a 31 year old asian milf bitch gives the best head ever makes my toes curl (no homo)
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the only thing homo about this post is tha tyou said "no homo" after talkin about gettin head from a broad.

NO SHIT it's not gay. jesus.

ENOUGH with that faggoty saying. unless it's really warranted.
 
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