have u banged chicks from the internets?
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Couple quick ones...
1) Girl said she looked like a short Jennifer Lopez. She rolled up looking like Rumplestiltskin.
2) Girl looked good but all the pics had her with a beanie on (bangs down the side) and bracelets. Get to messing around, beanie comes off and she's bald. Bracelets come off and she has slash marks from attempted suicides.
3) I wake up at girls house and she is waving a star fish on top of me, sprinkling salt and there is a cooking pot at the head of the bed. Casting some spell on me. I left that morning and never came back.
4) Girl grabbed my cum and trying to self impregnate herself by stuffing it inside of her.
5) Girl warned me at the last second as was all "well, Im a big girl". I only had face shots, so I told her "0h thats alright, thick is OK, a little chubby can be cute". She goes "No, Im a really big girl". I was already there so she comes outside and I swear she was a linebacker.
I have more....those are off the top of my head...
1) Girl said she looked like a short Jennifer Lopez. She rolled up looking like Rumplestiltskin.
2) Girl looked good but all the pics had her with a beanie on (bangs down the side) and bracelets. Get to messing around, beanie comes off and she's bald. Bracelets come off and she has slash marks from attempted suicides.
3) I wake up at girls house and she is waving a star fish on top of me, sprinkling salt and there is a cooking pot at the head of the bed. Casting some spell on me. I left that morning and never came back.
4) Girl grabbed my cum and trying to self impregnate herself by stuffing it inside of her.
5) Girl warned me at the last second as was all "well, Im a big girl". I only had face shots, so I told her "0h thats alright, thick is OK, a little chubby can be cute". She goes "No, Im a really big girl". I was already there so she comes outside and I swear she was a linebacker.
I have more....those are off the top of my head...
Another one would write all these "dark" poems and cry intermittently. We would just be watching TV and she would think of something messed up in her life and just start balling, then tell me she didnt know why she was balling, then get mad at me for not understanding, then flip out and call me insensitive. She was just a train wreck.
This other one was literally a 3 or 4 (max) out of a 10. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and decided to do it anyways for 2 reasons. First she said she would have mad food for me. Secondly, she was Jewish and a Jewish girl was on my "to do " list. I get there and this chick has NO food. She literally had left over KFC, some moldy lettuce with no dressing, and half a pack of kool aid. That was my "mad" food. So I settled with the "Jewish".
The girls I meet in real life are normal. Only the online ones turn out nutty.
This other one was literally a 3 or 4 (max) out of a 10. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and decided to do it anyways for 2 reasons. First she said she would have mad food for me. Secondly, she was Jewish and a Jewish girl was on my "to do " list. I get there and this chick has NO food. She literally had left over KFC, some moldy lettuce with no dressing, and half a pack of kool aid. That was my "mad" food. So I settled with the "Jewish".
The girls I meet in real life are normal. Only the online ones turn out nutty.