Go to Prague for the cheapest pussy and beer in Europe.
It's pretty much the only place in Eastern Europe worth visiting. Beer is like 60 cents or some shit, and they got some mighty fine women there, too, in Brothels AND on the streets. The city is nice and quite old, if you like culture you'll find plenty of that. Just don't act like a dumb ass tourist, holding a big map and camcorder at all times, flashing your Americunt accent, because you WILL get ripped off by the locals. They rip off pretty much anyone who's not from the Tech Republic, but shit is still hella cheap compared to other parts of Europe, so it's like whatever here are 70 cents more u bitch.