Goin to Europe in May, what do i gotta do/see?

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ya I think Barcelona is the only city in Spain were gonna for sure hit for a weekend. Not sure if we're gonna go to any other cities in spain. Why do you recommend we skip Madrid this time of year?
 
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Madrid is hot and humid as hell that time a year, also everybody who lives there leaves that time to chill at the coast where most people have another house.
So it's also a ghost town around that time.
Not much to do there.
 

Mike Manson

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If you are in Germany hit up Hamburg. Biggest red light district in Europe, but has a lot more to offer. If you do let me know and I hook you up with some good people for weed and parties.
If you hit up Barcelona, let me know as well. My sister is the manager of a big club there called The One. Would tell her to hook you up as well.
 
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1) get many lonely planet guide books. read them all. highlight places that sound interesting, and go there.

2) you will for sure have a great time, but it sounds like you might be trying to go to too many countries in one month. I mean, you could spend an entire month just in france and still not run out of cool stuff to see. And in places like Paris, it might take you 3-5 days to figure out where stuff is, how the subway works. etc.

I've talked to a lot of people who go to Europe for the first time and spend their whole time ripping and running around and go to a shit load of places like 9 countries in 3 weeks but never take the time to really see anyplace beyond the obvious tourist spots. Which is a bummer.

3) LEARN TO SAY AT LEAST 10 COMMON WORDS IN THE LANGUAGE OF EACH PLACE YOU GO -- DONT BE AN UGLY AMERICAN BRO THAT EXPECTS EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH TO YOU ALL THE TIME. AT LEAST SAY 'HELLO' 'THANK YOU' 'GOODBYE' 'I LIKE IT' 'THIS IS GOOD' 'THIS IS BAD' AND SHIT LIKE THAT IN THE LOCAL LANGUAGE, PEOPLE WILL TREAT YOU A LOT BETTER AND YOU WILL HAVE WAY MORE FUN. THIS IS ALL, THANK YOU.
 
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3) LEARN TO SAY AT LEAST 10 COMMON WORDS IN THE LANGUAGE OF EACH PLACE YOU GO -- DONT BE AN UGLY AMERICAN BRO THAT EXPECTS EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH TO YOU ALL THE TIME. AT LEAST SAY 'HELLO' 'THANK YOU' 'GOODBYE' 'I LIKE IT' 'THIS IS GOOD' 'THIS IS BAD' AND SHIT LIKE THAT IN THE LOCAL LANGUAGE, PEOPLE WILL TREAT YOU A LOT BETTER AND YOU WILL HAVE WAY MORE FUN. THIS IS ALL, THANK YOU.
lol word... dont be another WASPy american tourist talkin to everyone all loud like they are mexican immigrants
"POOR FAY VOUR, SEEN YOUR!"
 
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I haven't done that much travel since I've been out here. My homeboy's been all over the place. He just got back from Edinburgh Scotland and said it was like Mecca for pussy. Said the females were just throwing themselves at him because he's American.

I went to Scotland a long ass time ago and the Scots are probably some of the coolest people on Earth. Consider hitting it up.

For Germany, if you like to get drunk as fuck you'll have a good time in just about any decent sized city. Castles and old shit are all over the place. What part of Germany you going to? I'm in Rheinland-Pfalz if you want to get smoked out or need a couch to crash on.

London was fun as fuck. Shit so was Spain. And Amsterdam. You'll pretty much have a good time anywhere you go.
 

dali

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Go to Prague for the cheapest pussy and beer in Europe.

It's pretty much the only place in Eastern Europe worth visiting. Beer is like 60 cents or some shit, and they got some mighty fine women there, too, in Brothels AND on the streets. The city is nice and quite old, if you like culture you'll find plenty of that. Just don't act like a dumb ass tourist, holding a big map and camcorder at all times, flashing your Americunt accent, because you WILL get ripped off by the locals. They rip off pretty much anyone who's not from the Tech Republic, but shit is still hella cheap compared to other parts of Europe, so it's like whatever here are 70 cents more u bitch.
 
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Go to Prague for the cheapest pussy and beer in Europe.

It's pretty much the only place in Eastern Europe worth visiting. Beer is like 60 cents or some shit, and they got some mighty fine women there, too, in Brothels AND on the streets. The city is nice and quite old, if you like culture you'll find plenty of that. Just don't act like a dumb ass tourist, holding a big map and camcorder at all times, flashing your Americunt accent, because you WILL get ripped off by the locals. They rip off pretty much anyone who's not from the Tech Republic, but shit is still hella cheap compared to other parts of Europe, so it's like whatever here are 70 cents more u bitch.
WTF is the Tech Republic? Ain't that Silicon Valley/San Jose?
 

dali

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Nah the Tech Republic is a techno/electro ensemble from the Caucasus region, which is quite popular at the moment in the Czech Republic/Tschechien.