thats nothing...one time, i had been out drinking, then got mr pizza at about 3 am...woke up around 7 am and started walking home...about halfway home, i had to shit BAD, like real bad. i couldnt turn around cause my house was just as close as the house i had left...every step got worse and worse..then all of a sudden i took just big enough of a step for my butthole to open, and a real, live log of shit came rolling down my pants...i guess when i realized it was coming out i tried to close my asshole, and it just pinched it off...that was the third most embarrassing event in my life