i remember the last time i shitted my pants, I was 10 years old and i was walkin outta my garage and I sharted and hella shitted all over my brand new black jeans, I had to throw my new jeans in the garbage can.
Muiddafucka I have never shit my pants mayne....I'd rather squat behind a car or tree and wipe my ass with a twig than shart my self...lol infact even my farts are patended and sold as hugo boss aftershave