Gettin personal in the Open Forum
- Thread starter Dana Dane
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lmao... thats some sick shit.
i remember one time i was swimming in the adults pool in my neighborhood. the kids pool was closed cuz somebody shitted in it.
so the pool monitor lady comes over to me and my friends and she says to me "i'll give you five dollars to take the shit out of the kids' pool". i was like "uhh hell no" but my nasty ass friend was like "i'll do it for ten bucks!" she said okay fine.
so by then we are all laughin like hell, me and my homies go over to watch my friend jump in the pool with a kitchen spatula to go fishing for a turd. it had rolled down to the deep end so he had to go diving like 5 feet down and scoop it up. this nigga kept scooping it up and then he would rise up to take a breath and then the turd would fall off the spatula and sink to the bottom. he got it on like the 4th try and it took him like 5 minutes. and the whole time were thinkin "dam this fool is like swimming all through the poo juice and shit"
i remember one time i was swimming in the adults pool in my neighborhood. the kids pool was closed cuz somebody shitted in it.
so the pool monitor lady comes over to me and my friends and she says to me "i'll give you five dollars to take the shit out of the kids' pool". i was like "uhh hell no" but my nasty ass friend was like "i'll do it for ten bucks!" she said okay fine.
so by then we are all laughin like hell, me and my homies go over to watch my friend jump in the pool with a kitchen spatula to go fishing for a turd. it had rolled down to the deep end so he had to go diving like 5 feet down and scoop it up. this nigga kept scooping it up and then he would rise up to take a breath and then the turd would fall off the spatula and sink to the bottom. he got it on like the 4th try and it took him like 5 minutes. and the whole time were thinkin "dam this fool is like swimming all through the poo juice and shit"
classic thread. some good ass stories in here, that assistant manager makin nose love to the maxi pad is a little scary tho.
theres a pretty infamous high school story where im from where there was a mystery "dump" left in the middle of a room at a party. turns out it was a chick who had been getting boned in the ass and left a little present there for everyone to discover. everyone was trying to figure out who the chick was (we now know who it was), but it took a while to find out who mr. shit dick was.
theres a pretty infamous high school story where im from where there was a mystery "dump" left in the middle of a room at a party. turns out it was a chick who had been getting boned in the ass and left a little present there for everyone to discover. everyone was trying to figure out who the chick was (we now know who it was), but it took a while to find out who mr. shit dick was.
