friends with funny ass nicknames

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Fat Nuts - he was crazy and would do brazin shit so someone said you must have some fat nuts an it stuck
Big Wheel - was just a huge fat bitch
Tweaker Rob - was a massive tweak of course we later shortened it to Twod lol he still answers to it to this day
Figure eight - in junior high a girl had cerebral palmsy or some shit so her legs look like they were makeing circles when she walked so everyone called her that lol
And I know we going to hell for that shit LOL
 

Rossibreath

triple og from the sbp
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Soup whiff - cuz his car used 2 stink

bad breath seth - cuz of the garbage pail kid

gimp - broke his leg like 15 years ago and it stuck

big worm - sold small bags in h.s. and it stuck since

im prolly forgettin so many but i gotta go back 2 work
 

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hahaha. we used to call this one bitch a-train. her name was amber ,and u get the train part:lick:


and we call this one bitch chewy. like off star wars. cuz she be chewy-ing motha fuckas up left and right man. all u have to do is say hi to this bitch. i swear. she'll wait an hour and a half in some bushes til u get off after work to chew you up. thats real talk. every time she passes by us at work. all of us make the wookie sound..................."lllllllldddddddrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddddddddddrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!

wow, i'm high as fuck and that got me so weak right now...
 
Mar 24, 2004
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young shirt cauz he always got on a lil ass tee
ding dong dan cuz he was a peepin tom
wiggs cause look like his hair is fake
Eddie Mush cause everything he touches turns to mush
Frankie Coffeecake because his face looked like a Drake's Coffeecake
 
Apr 8, 2006
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1 eyed J..self explanatory

Stagetory steve...helpin dude move i looked in a box a dvd n he had a porn called "Blow Up Doll Fuckers" he was older than us and always had a huge collection of porn.

Scary..dudes named Terry but I started callin him Scary n it stuck..he fuckin hates it.

Bort..The Simpsons didnt have a Bart license plate but a bort 1..my boys n Alcoholic n yells it out loud as shit when hes drunk...long time ago.

Sharkey...dude benches 500+ was my brothers celly up in McNiel Island.

But when i was in elementary they called me Pilgram cuz it rhymed with william...than they even called me mayflower for a hot sec played off pilgram..ya i didnt like that..lol

Young Chile,Murder,Blu, Big Worm..yes cuzza Friday n he looked jus like dude.
 

Rossibreath

triple og from the sbp
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Im at work and theres mad mutants up in this mufucka, they all got nicknames.......

gremlin lady - shes a lil short ugly lady

shirley dirt - worlds ugliest lesbian, has same hair as joe dirt, her mom works here 2 & shes a manly lookin lesbian and every1 calls her ''shirley dirts dad'' lol
 
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rob- slow mo (cuz he's fat)
big booty hilda
andres- spanky aka butt-hole eater
chiccen necc
mando- turtle (a hoe bitch he was fuccin wit busted him out 'bout his baby pipe saying it resembled a turtle)
 

ELPOLLITO

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Mar 15, 2010
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My nigga was fucking with some broad an she came back an told us dudes dick stank ..Its been Stinky Weenie ever since.
Big nose Freddy.
Pun drunk love, My Cambodian goon who gets emotional when drinking.
Feo(ugly in Spanish)
 
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White Shadow, the biggest whtie dude at school would always be standing outside of the circle, he was like our white shadow. always wore white shirts too now i think about it.

Furry Nad- name was fernado but we had to switch it up

know a DP

Nacho - homeboy used to love nachos

Boob sweat- this hoe would come back from PE with hella sweat stains around her boobs

ivan ooze

t-rex- this fool had hella small arms so when he ran he had those lil t-rexs arms

theres way more just hard to remember them all
 
Feb 10, 2009
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i got 2 homies we call "Pinky & The Brain" because 1 iz hella tall and the other one iz short , but the short 1 iz the smarter one and the tall dude iz hella stupid from smokin hella dope, everytime they both walk up somebody says there goes Pinky & The Brain.