friends with funny ass nicknames

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Jan 29, 2005
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Majin Buu or just Buu(dude looks EXACTLY like the character from Dragon Ball Z)
Nigga Mike
White White (we got a black dude with the last name White who we just call White, but the White dude who has that last name we call White White)
The Chad (dude is not named Chad, this one is a long story)
Slurpee (this chick probably holds a record for sucking the most dick, she hates when we call her that, but we don't give a fuck)
 
Jun 24, 2003
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I know a couple Dirtys, and all of their real names are dave...

Met a dude named "foot" once, that was interesting to say the least.



LMFAO. one of my homies we call dirty .....and his real name is dave too! guess that shit goes everywhere huh.

his older cousins called him dirty cuz he liked lookin at porn n shit when he was a little kid. so it stuck with him with the homies for 20 years now hahahaha. dudes like 26-27
 
Dec 2, 2006
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sandbag-because he is half black, half mexican but is the color of sand.lol
Ashtray-because he is a walking roach and always smells like fresh smoked bud.
king stut-because he stutters.
scumbag magnet-because he always ends up with a scumbag bitch.
j-keys-because he is a j-cat.
goblin-way before little wayne, late 90's shit. she is a gobbler.
 

Kon1

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May 17, 2002
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I know a couple Dirtys, and all of their real names are dave...

Met a dude named "foot" once, that was interesting to say the least.
lol I met a dude one time named "Hairy Leg" LMFAO I dunno where the fuck that name came about but I was dying when he told me his name.
 

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Vanilla Gorilla
Dr. Pepper - The kid was off in the head, and once a dude convinced him that a bottle of Dr. Pepper was vodka, so the dude drank it and stumbled around "drunk" for hours.

Stinky - Dude didn't actually stink, but his feet fucking reeked when he wore shoes. Dude hated his nickname so much that he did away with shoes and you'd either find him barefoot or wearing flip-flops all the time.
 

drewski.kalonji

Shark Finning & Grinning
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young twitch da cracka, RIP

big face, dude used to push lbs and would prefer big face 20's over any other bill, yeah kinda weird i know

sniff-a-g, girl with the first name of Tiffany that used to really like the powder back in high school.

bammer, haha now he used to take his pops hippie weed way back when he was like 13. but the name has stuck to em like a sore thumb for over 10 years plus, he hates it but guess he has to accept it as reality by now.

might post some more later 2night