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Ne Obliviscaris

RIP Cut-Throat and SoCo
Dec 30, 2004
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One time I was at the bar drinking jack+coke double talls all night long. This fat white girl sat down next to me (She was alone; that's how you know she's 99% dtf). So I introduced myself and 20 minutes later we were driving up to the mountain top and long story short she blew me 3 times.

She was def a slore. I only called her one time after that.

(tl;dr Polar Bears, shout out to F @FDS )
You were like Captain Ahab, hunting for the great white whale.