Whatup brehs. I'm just now coming out of my post NYE coma. Drank a shitload, probably a couple fifths of gin plus shots of whiskey and jager. I just cracked a beer to help with the hangover, and I think I see a pizza in my near future.
I was at the bar so I wasnt keeping track, but i probably ordered 20 or 30 double talls, and the bartender is my boy so.... I can kill a half gallon if I try. But it hurts the next day.
One time I was at the bar drinking jack+coke double talls all night long. This fat white girl sat down next to me (She was alone; that's how you know she's 99% dtf). So I introduced myself and 20 minutes later we were driving up to the mountain top and long story short she blew me 3 times.
She was def a slore. I only called her one time after that.