One time I was at the bar drinking jack+coke double talls all night long. This fat white girl sat down next to me (She was alone; that's how you know she's 99% dtf). So I introduced myself and 20 minutes later we were driving up to the mountain top and long story short she blew me 3 times.
She was def a slore. I only called her one time after that.
(tl;dr Polar Bears, shout out to
F
@FDS
)