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ALL BOUT CHICKEN

ALL BOUT CHICKEN

Allez Les Bleus 🌟🌟
#47,547
Feb 27, 2006
18,164
106,200
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Paris, France
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#47,547
You: POP A PILL, I'M ON THAT
Stranger: what?
You: SIPPIN LEAN, I'M ON THAT
You: SMOKIN LOUD, I'M ON THAT
Stranger: what da hell
You: GETTIN MONEY, I'M ON THAT
You: FUCKIN HOES, I'M ON THAT
You: SHOOTIN NIGGAS, I'M ON THAT
You: I'M ON THAT
You: I'M ON THAT
Stranger: Omg stop
You: I'M ON THAT
You: I'M ON THAT
You: #BANGBANG
You: #300
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#47,548
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
113
44
at the welfare mall
#47,548
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: Hi


You: Hi I'm Matt Damon, you might know me from movies like Good Will Hunting and the The Bourne Identity. You have won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hollywood for a sneak peak of my new movie Elysium.


Stranger: Asl


Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Why would you leave if you won? Dumbass.
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#47,556
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,554
113
44
at the welfare mall
#47,556
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hi!


You: Hi I'm Matt Damon, you might know me from movies like Good Will Hunting and The Bourne Identity. You have won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hollywood for a sneak peak of my new movie Elysium.


Stranger: i dont believe you.


You: Well believe! Do you have Twitter? I will post a picture holding a sign that says Omegle to let you know you've won! Congrats.


Stranger: whats your twitter name? post the pic and ill find it.


You: @realmattdamon give me a moment and I will take the picture and tweet it.


You: You have to be over the age of 18 though. Are you?


Stranger: let me know when its up. im 21.


Stranger: and i hope its really you. im a big fan. lol.


You: Will do. Are you in the US or will this be an international flight?


Stranger: us


You: Okay thank you.


You: One second.


You: Male or female? There is also a gift package so I need to know.


Stranger: male


You: Would you suck my dick?


Stranger: definitely not.


You: Okay nevermind. Don't tell TMZ I did this.


You have disconnected.
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Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahaha yesssss.
 
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