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Excuse me.
I have been drunkboarding for 15 years. I am prideful of the fact that I have done so with, for the most part, great skill.
It started as a game in college, where after drinking me and my friends would skateboard and in the parking lots and challenge each other to feats of speed and tricks.
I became so addicted to the ecstasy of drunk-boarding that I have continued it on my own after college for these past several years.
I have been notably injured 12 times since 2006 while drunkboarding. On my most severe, I boarded into a a curb at high speed and went sailing face first into the concrete. I chipped 5 teeth, broke my nose, and got 10 stitches in my forehead.
When I bragged to my co-workers that I received my wounds by drunkboarding they pretended not to be impressed.
Let me tell you I restrict my drunkboarding adventures to empty parking lots or alleys after about 1:00 AM. I drink the vodka in my room starting at 10:00 PM, and by 1:00 AM I am drunk enough to drunk board.
If I am 80 years old one day, on that day I will still be drunkboarding.
Drunkboarding is my main motivation in life.
 

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Hardvapor?hahaha,HKE shoud suck my foot toes,i saw him in one interview yesterday,he is just a kid,a coward british kid,that hides his face,im a grown man,i can fly to london,and kick his butt anytime,same with Wosx,this weak chickens trying to be real men hiding themselves behind masks,they thinking they are Warner,Sony music,but are just a skinny chickens on the backyard with all this Hardvapour bullshit,they are not tuff men,making this garbage,its the most ridiculous and stupid attitude from a musical producer that i saw since Schule here in Germany,where i live,poser s stuff,its not about music anymore,is just a little stupid kid,that not have balls enough to show his face to the public,making nazi breakbeat shit,that is like seapunk queers trying to be hetero conservative metalheads inside a UK stupid have,in your stupid UK,with your stupid drugs,so HKE my germany sausage is going to London to stalk you at your home,and i will give you a big kiss on you mouth...aufwidehesen...
 

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I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible. I got in my 2034 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hoped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each women climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought. I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around Melbourne, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back and did a triple backflip into my Maserati. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you lowlifes. Be honored.
 

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I have 1 for hour every hour of every day. I've got an extra 24 in case of a leap year.
I've got special holiday themed ones that I only use on specific holidays.
I've got thicc ones. I've got thin ones. Ones with big boobs. Ones with small boobs. Ones with big asses. Ones with small asses. Ones with big boobs and big asses. Ones with small boobs and small asses. Ones with big boobs and small asses. Ones with small boobs and big asses.
Blonde ones. Brunette ones. Red head ones. Hair of all colors.
I've got them set up by hour. Laid out evenly by the time of day I use them.
Each one gets the same amount of time in the bed with me. No more than 1 hour per pillow.
 

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Yall need to put RESPECT on Soulja jesus the misinformation in this thread has me feeling sick
Soulja boy is the fuckin FATHER of this entire Hip hop era
He is the sole reason the A&R's and Labels scour the fuckin internet for talent. They didnt do that before. Someone paved the way.
Before that you needed a connect to vouch for you to get the industry to give you a chance, and there was no way to reach mass appeal.
If you were poor you had to hand out fuckin demo tapes on the streets and shit. Even then you had no fuckin chance.
Your best bet at getting the clout needed was being connected HEAVY with gang activity, like Nas or Wu tang.
Then Soulja came in and had the entire country from coast to coast screaming WATCH ME YOUUUUUUUUUUUU simulatenously. Dont understimate how groundbreaking that was.
we take it for granted now and call it going viral and assume it just happened with the internet
nah soulja made that happen and it wasnt a fluke, he spent time and effort making sure he'd go viral using Myspace and then Youtube.
A&R's were hesitant and scared to invest money into promoting rap artists because of their image and what was perceved as a tiny demographic (black people), now with the internet the artists are promoting themselves and the A&Rs dont spend a cent until after the artist is already booming. This now makes them much more receptive into pursuing the genre. It also showed them that white america is a viable demographic to target with black artists who are unapologetically black. A lot of this also ties into what Kanye West accomplished but thats another discussion for another time.
Soulja boy started internet marketing in hip hop. Read this if you think im lying or making shit up
Soulja Boy Is the Father of Modern Rap Music | Complex CA
So glad Soulja got himself a production credit on Beyonce's Lemonade. My man might get himself a grammy lord knows he earned one
and this post is long enough dont even get me started on how Soulja boy came up with the concept of livestreaming video games way before Twitch. He was livestreaming games off XBOX Live and giving out his gamer tag, But the technology just wasnt there. He even did video game reviews. Nah this post way too long already
 

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I have had sex with so many woman it'd make your head spin. I can get them with a clap of my hands, they buzz around me like flies and if one doesn't meet my standards I swat them away. Don't you dare tell me I need to take a look at my sex life. You shit stain. I won't even tell you how many women I've had as I'm sure you'll attempt to kill me out of sheer jealousy. Why don't you take your piss string-ass outside and try to be more like me instead of being a waste of space on the internet telling super sexually active people to look at their sex life. I also happen to be an incredible musician and I'm sure that if you heard me you would say that my talent goes beyond Radiohead.
 

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It should be noted that I've updooted every single person who’s disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn’t do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother’s boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He’s not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren’t as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that’s not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don’t have a degree, and other than physics I don’t have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven’t been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there’s no aspect of psychology which I don’t have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud’s theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who’s read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that’s not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don’t know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it’s what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn’t just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self’s actions, it shouldn’t be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don’t believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren’t harming others. I don’t have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don’t care what a person’s fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don’t have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that’s not really an impressive moral, but it’s unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don’t attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don’t fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don’t care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don’t believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit “women are crazy” circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don’t think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren’t awesome. That doesn’t mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don’t believe it’s fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything’s OK when it’s really not (and that’s a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
 

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Shut the fuck up you goddamn retarded faggot piece of shit ass clown do the world a favor and kill yourself
How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior.
You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky.
All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you.
Bow down, niggers. White master race.