"Hey I'm a Raiders fan, but hey those Charger uniforms sure are snazzy. Our uniforms are pretty crappy, but the 49ers play in our general area, and they have real neat looking jerseys. I cant decide who's is better, but I'm sure ours are the worst. Anyway you guys sure are swell!"
Shut.The.Fuck.Up.and.Get.The.Fuck.Out.