Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

You know what grinds my gears? Street sweeping.

It's a pain in the ass parking around here. Every street has no parking signs for specific times for street sweeping. On Foothill for example, one side is no parking M,W,F 3am-6am the opposite side of the street is no parking T,Th,Sat also 3am-6am, every other street is different one is 1st and 3rd Weds, it's seems completely random...

Forget for a second that street sweeping itself seems like complete horseshit...It's a good idea to have a huge inefficient truck fly down the street spraying water at the gutter while brushes spin in a circle...? Nobody seems to notice, they drive into garbage, and the brushes knock the shit onto the sidewalk or in the gutter...

The part that specifically bugs me is the hours. Right in front of our apartment is no parking MWF 3am-6am, but the truck comes by at 12:30, then the parking enforcement comes at 3 to write tickets. I've heard it, every night for weeks now, 12:25-12:35...

It's a blatant scam.

You know what grinds my gears? Street parking

I swear I was just in west seattle the other day and it was like visiting the 1950s. Fuckin huge cars on both sides of the street just parked, barely room to squeeze through. You see a car coming and you have to pull to a side and let it through
Fuckin never had that problem in federal way fife or gold bar. We park in driveways or in parking lots, not on the street like some fuckin rednecks. Why not just park on the damn lawn? Fuckin idiots

 

[BUTCHER 206]

The streets are too narrow and the houses are all old as fuck, fuck west seattle. Its such a pita to drive anywhere there especially with metro buses hogging the road spewing toxic diesel fumes everywhere

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Whoops forgot to bring my other workpants to wash

Tomorrow ill be dirty pants mobbin I guess

 

[jake921660]

He's annoying for a whole bunch of reasons...

But one of the biggest is this weird depressed/emo thing he tries to pull...To talk to him you'd think his life was a black pit, has had no advantages, and lives a brooding life of turmoil...

But he's got it made, everyone bends over backwards for he and his sister, he goes to special art schools and shit. His dad lives in SF and is rich as fuck, dude has land and horses and that kinda stuff...

We don't have a real big family, but it's common knowledge that me and my sister are the only decent people out of everyone's kids, lol.

im not sure about your sister (yet), but i can say with 100% confidence that you are not a decent person

 

[WT SAVAGE]

Thats fucked up lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

im not sure about your sister (yet), but i can say with 100% confidence that you are not a decent person

Back this statement up with empirical evidence or you're a liar

 

[WT SAVAGE]

To walk to the store or not to walk to the store is thy question, is 3 40z enough for the rest of the night or will I be pissed and just buzzed at 4am?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

To walk to the store or not to walk to the store is thy question, is 3 40z enough for the rest of the night or will I be pissed and just buzzed at 4am?

Damn man you drink like 1.2 gallons of beer a day how do you function breh lol

And yes more beer is always awesome unless its hurting your health

 

[jake921660]

Back this statement up with empirical evidence or you're a liar

im still cut up over here because he shit on me about my watch choices

 

[fillyacup]

To walk to the store or not to walk to the store is thy question, is 3 40z enough for the rest of the night or will I be pissed and just buzzed at 4am?

go to the store. you drink them you'll be glad you did. you don't you'll be glad you did next time.


win win.

 

[WT SAVAGE]

I usually only drink late night. When I was working I didnt start until 4pm so it always worked out.

 

[fillyacup]

WATCH WARRIORS 2014

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

im not sure about your sister (yet), but i can say with 100% confidence that you are not a decent person

What do you know? Youre Australian.

Because somebody from a country founded by inbred felons and kangaroos is a good judge of moral character.

 

[WT SAVAGE]

I usually only drink late night. When I was working I didnt start until 4pm so it always worked out.

+ I drink a ton of water all day long.

 

[WT SAVAGE]

If they sell those bomb burritos at the store ima buy one.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

im still cut up over here because he shit on me about my watch choices

He was probably just taking the piss outta you m8

 

[BUTCHER 206]

If they sell those bomb burritos at the store ima buy one.

Hell yeah
The red hot ones are good and so are the green chile ones, just make sure to check that expiration date lol

 

[WT SAVAGE]

My wife hates when I buy those bomb burritos and drink a shit load of beer.

*deadly beer farts

 

[fillyacup]

butcher props dont show in the notification bar.

now you know.

 

[nolettuce]

To walk to the store or not to walk to the store is thy question, is 3 40z enough for the rest of the night or will I be pissed and just buzzed at 4am?

That's a total @Nuttkase question too. We could have a 5th, a case of beer, a couple 40oz, a quarter ounce and a couple dueces of nice beer and this fucker is always like I dunno man maybe we should get more beer.